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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)   85 year old ex-governor and his smoking hot 34 year old wife are expecting a boy. Vote for the crook, it's important   (wbrz.com) divider line 54
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2013-04-15 11:37:08 AM  
live.drjays.com

/approves
 
2013-04-15 11:37:42 AM  
You have got to be farking kidding me.

I hope the guy lives past 100.
 
2013-04-15 11:37:52 AM  
Mommy, all my friends get their dads ties for Father's Day and their moms flowers for Mother's Day. Why do we get dad flowers every year?
Because he's dead, stupid.
 
2013-04-15 11:39:23 AM  
The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E.

aaaaand reason #216 for my ever-growing hatred of A & E.
 
2013-04-15 11:39:35 AM  
Yep, its totally that guys kid.
 
2013-04-15 11:40:00 AM  
Cool?  He couldn't even get it up to impregnate her on his own.
 
2013-04-15 11:40:28 AM  
The couple conceived using artificial insemination. The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E. A date has not been set for the episode of the first show.

Bringing a child into the world to boost ratings. Lovely.
 
2013-04-15 11:40:39 AM  

Fart_Machine: [live.drjays.com image 260x233]

/approves


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-15 11:41:21 AM  
I've never understood why a web page would have a clickable image that pops to the same tiny thumbnail size it was before.
 
2013-04-15 11:43:59 AM  
Just what the world needs, another autistic kid by some old man's stale seed.
 
2013-04-15 11:45:04 AM  
The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E.

Oh for f*cks sake.
 
2013-04-15 11:50:26 AM  
So?
 
2013-04-15 11:54:17 AM  
He's decent looking for as old as he is. Apparently, his brain hasn't held up quite so well. A reality show? Come on, governor.
 
2013-04-15 11:57:08 AM  
I hope the gheys don't go and ruin the sancity of this holy marriage.
 
2013-04-15 11:57:48 AM  

Cletus C.: He's decent looking for as old as he is. Apparently, his brain hasn't held up quite so well. A reality show? Come on, governor.


Man does not eat by fame alone... ;^)

BTW, artificial insemination? His jizz...or someone else's?
 
2013-04-15 11:58:42 AM  
Edwin 'I have a long history of hot young wives' Edwards is twice the governor Bobby 'The power of vice compels you' Jindal could ever hope to be. Piyush should have remained as a customer service rep with Dell.  Jindal hangs out in the 900 block of Bourbon where he can often be spotted sucking corporate cock and giving handies to out-of-town ALEC conventioneers. He's like a well-tanned Rick Scott with hair. Volcano denial and casting out demons keeps Louisiana the 50th poorest state out of 50.  I for one, welcome a former crooked Federal felon back into the governor's mansion. At least with Edwards, the poors were not required to suffer for the sake of the aristocracy. Like the Kingfish, 'Fast Eddie' did not swear an allegiance to Boner Hitler.
 
2013-04-15 11:59:26 AM  

Stone Meadow: Cletus C.: He's decent looking for as old as he is. Apparently, his brain hasn't held up quite so well. A reality show? Come on, governor.

Man does not eat by fame alone... ;^)

BTW, artificial insemination? His jizz...or someone else's?


Is having the pool boy bang your wife considered a form of "artificial insemination"?
 
2013-04-15 11:59:59 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Just what the world needs, another autistic kid by some old man's stale seed.


Not to mention, this poor kid will have a dead father by the time he's 10 at the latest.  That sucks.
 
2013-04-15 12:03:49 PM  
His former wife, Candy....

4.bp.blogspot.com images.comcorpusa.com
 
2013-04-15 12:07:43 PM  

Hollie Maea: Kurmudgeon: Just what the world needs, another autistic kid by some old man's stale seed.

Not to mention, this poor kid will have a dead father by the time he's 10 at the latest.  That sucks.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-15 12:15:11 PM  
So when do A&E take the "arts" part of their name out?

Or is it now "Assholes & Egomaniacs"?
 
2013-04-15 12:19:57 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Just what the world needs, another autistic kid by some old man's stale seed.


Had not heard of that theory for the cause of autism, had to look that up.  Interesting.
 
2013-04-15 12:24:45 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Stone Meadow: Cletus C.: He's decent looking for as old as he is. Apparently, his brain hasn't held up quite so well. A reality show? Come on, governor.

Man does not eat by fame alone... ;^)

BTW, artificial insemination? His jizz...or someone else's?

Is having the pool boy bang your wife considered a form of "artificial insemination"?


That seems pretty natural to me...and probably pretty common when the dude is 50 years older than his bride.
 
2013-04-15 12:28:55 PM  
Would anyone really miss Louisiana if we just sold it back tot eh French?
 
2013-04-15 12:31:13 PM  

miss diminutive: The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E.

aaaaand reason #216 for my ever-growing hatred of A & E.


Let me explain to you how television works: when you have a hit show like The Walking Dead, it's only natural to do a spin-off.
 
2013-04-15 12:34:00 PM  

Dahnkster: His former wife, Candy....

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 177x232] [images.comcorpusa.com image 440x330]


Yup.

He goes to prison for what everyone assumes to be the rest of his life, and divorces that hot young piece of ass, only to emerge from prison a few years later and marries an even younger, hotter piece of ass.

I have to confess, minus the crimes and prison time, I wanna grow up to be just like Uncle Eddie.
 
2013-04-15 12:53:41 PM  
Old & busted: women with daddy issues
New hotness: women with grandaddy issues
 
2013-04-15 01:35:51 PM  
This makes me sad.  He, realistically, will die in a few years and that child will grow up without a father.  Sure, the mom will more than likely remarry and the child will have a male figure to grow up with, but it won't be his dad.  As a dad, I would be sad if I only got to see my child grow to the age of 3 before I kicked.  (And before you get in a tizzy, this rant excludes "normal" aged fathers who die young from cancer, accidents, or the like).

Forgive me, but I think it's stupid.  That and it seems to be to help boost ratings...and he's a crook.  So, yeah...I don't know where I was going with that, but it's...stupid.  That's all.
 
2013-04-15 01:40:01 PM  
Somebody else must have shot that beaver.
 
2013-04-15 01:47:28 PM  
The saddest part about this is that A&E is going to put it on TV and millions of morans are going to watch it.
 
2013-04-15 01:50:53 PM  
CSB:

I was an early 20s reporter in Louisiana in the 1980s when he was governor. A such it was part of my responsibility to hit on all the hot young female reporters working the area. Apparently he had the same idea. On more than one occasion, the governor put the moves on one of my coworkers/competition.

In his 50s he was a smooth talkin SOB and he talked more than one of them out of their pants in the couple of years I had contact with him.

endCSB
 
2013-04-15 01:52:11 PM  

Dahnkster: Jindal hangs out in the 900 block of Bourbon where he can often be spotted sucking corporate cock and giving handies to out-of-town ALEC conventioneers.


When in Rome.

/Sees what you did there
 
2013-04-15 01:54:48 PM  
BTW:

Here is where the headline comes from:

http://www.nola.com/175years/index.ssf/2012/01/1991_david_duke_and_e dw in_edwa.html

/Only in Louisiana
 
2013-04-15 02:08:33 PM  

miss diminutive: The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E.

aaaaand reason #216 for my ever-growing hatred of A & E.



"'Between school projects, running for president of the Homeowner's Association, fending off skeptics who think she's a gold digger, and thoughts of adding a baby of their own to the mix, the Edwards clan truly represent a new take on the modern family,' according to an official description of the show."
 
2013-04-15 02:13:26 PM  

phaseolus: miss diminutive: The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E.

aaaaand reason #216 for my ever-growing hatred of A & E.


"'Between school projects, running for president of the Homeowner's Association, fending off skeptics who think she's a gold digger, and thoughts of adding a baby of their own to the mix, the Edwards clan truly represent a new take on the modern family,' according to an official description of the show."


Holy shiat, I didn't realize she was that awful a human being.
 
2013-04-15 02:31:10 PM  

Dahnkster: His former wife, Candy....

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 177x232] [images.comcorpusa.com image 440x330]


Candy looks so much like Ashley Anderson...do a google video search.
 
2013-04-15 02:51:40 PM  
That kid will be schizophrenic.
 
2013-04-15 02:55:56 PM  

Dahnkster: His former wife, Candy....


I still have a crush on that hotty, Candy Picou.  I've met the new wife and she seems to be a really nice lady.  Edwin is having a great time.
 
2013-04-15 03:47:13 PM  

Kann: CSB:

I was an early 20s reporter in Louisiana in the 1980s when he was governor. A such it was part of my responsibility to hit on all the hot young female reporters working the area. Apparently he had the same idea. On more than one occasion, the governor put the moves on one of my coworkers/competition.

In his 50s he was a smooth talkin SOB and he talked more than one of them out of their pants in the couple of years I had contact with him.

endCSB


It's good to be the governor.
 
2013-04-15 03:52:55 PM  

KWess: I hope the gheys don't go and ruin the sancity of this holy marriage.


snert!!!
 
2013-04-15 04:12:11 PM  

gilgigamesh: Dahnkster: His former wife, Candy....

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 177x232] [images.comcorpusa.com image 440x330]

Yup.

He goes to prison for what everyone assumes to be the rest of his life, and divorces that hot young piece of ass, only to emerge from prison a few years later and marries an even younger, hotter piece of ass.

I have to confess, minus the crimes and prison time, I wanna grow up to be just like Uncle Eddie.


I live about half a mile from Edwards. (He's in the expensive, gated end of our golf-course-related suburban development.) This community is mostly Republican (no surprise), but everyone seems to like having E.E. here, regardless of politics. He's sort of an institution. Louisiana is not Illinois.
 
2013-04-15 04:58:41 PM  
According to the National Organization for excluding gays from Marriage,

www.thestranger.com

Will the geezer last as long as his kids childhood?

/hot like Dan Savage's wit
 
2013-04-15 05:42:18 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: phaseolus: miss diminutive: The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E.

aaaaand reason #216 for my ever-growing hatred of A & E.


"'Between school projects, running for president of the Homeowner's Association, fending off skeptics who think she's a gold digger, and thoughts of adding a baby of their own to the mix, the Edwards clan truly represent a new take on the modern family,' according to an official description of the show."

Holy shiat, I didn't realize she was that awful a human being.


Well, she married Edwin Edwards, one of the most notoriously corrupt governors in history.
Funny thing though, Edwards was rotten to the core, but he got shiat done somehow.
I guess he'll run your state for you...if you make it worth his time.
 
2013-04-15 06:24:11 PM  
But it breaks her heart
to find her love is only
given to a man with hands as cold as ice...
 
2013-04-15 06:35:09 PM  
What a disgusting POS as he always has been. What a great father he'll make.

Too bad he didn't kill himself long ago.
 
2013-04-15 07:07:26 PM  
Right now he's leading everyone for Gov.
 
2013-04-15 07:45:52 PM  
The couple conceived using artificial insemination.

So . . . no sex videos?
 
2013-04-15 08:10:28 PM  

Cubs300: This makes me sad.  He, realistically, will die in a few years and that child will grow up without a father.  Sure, the mom will more than likely remarry and the child will have a male figure to grow up with, but it won't be his dad.  As a dad, I would be sad if I only got to see my child grow to the age of 3 before I kicked.  (And before you get in a tizzy, this rant excludes "normal" aged fathers who die young from cancer, accidents, or the like).

Forgive me, but I think it's stupid.  That and it seems to be to help boost ratings...and he's a crook.  So, yeah...I don't know where I was going with that, but it's...stupid.  That's all.


this,this and dang it just this
 
2013-04-15 09:11:51 PM  

monoski: Hollie Maea: Kurmudgeon: Just what the world needs, another autistic kid by some old man's stale seed.

Not to mention, this poor kid will have a dead father by the time he's 10 at the latest.  That sucks.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x165]


Don't worry. As soon as he croaks, I'll volunteer to be the kids dad...not to mention what I'm going to do to his mom's snatch.
 
2013-04-15 10:17:16 PM  

swahnhennessy: The couple is the center of a new reality show called, "The Governor's Wife." It will air on A & E.

Oh for f*cks sake.


A&E? That used to stand for "Arts & Entertainment", right?

So, which is this? Art? Or Entertainment?

/hint: it's neither
 
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