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(Talking Points Memo)   Meet the only registered Best Korean spy in America. He runs a liquor store in Manhattan. Wait, are we sure he's a spy and not a Fark admin?   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 24
    More: Interesting, North Koreans, Manhattan, old South Korean, South Korean intelligence, mountain resort, flight risk, liquor stores, Office of Foreign Assets Control  
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2013-04-15 08:35:14 AM  
Best Korea spy in my liquor store? That's pretty IL.
 
2013-04-15 08:37:29 AM  

ChipNASA: Best Korea spy in my liquor store? That's pretty IL.


I hate you

/turn out the lights
 
2013-04-15 08:40:14 AM  
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SUGGEST PEOPLE HERE DRINK MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.

/yes, fark is full of overused jokes, but at least try to make them remotely original.
 
2013-04-15 08:43:00 AM  
...I didn't know spies had to be registered.

Seems un wise.

/Do you get discounts on microfiche film and experimental aircraft?
 
2013-04-15 08:43:53 AM  
Why can't he be both?
 
2013-04-15 08:49:49 AM  
was once convicted of lying to FBI agents

Just like Martha Stewart!

/do not talk to the feds without your lawyer present
//unless you want to go to club fed for five years
 
2013-04-15 08:52:06 AM  
His case involved secret phone lines that even the FBI was unable to identify, a meeting at Grant's Tomb in Manhattan - and envelopes of cash.

Sounds like Dear Leader was very interested in discovering America's greatest secret: who was buried in Grant's Tomb?
 
2013-04-15 09:00:56 AM  
it's Drew.  he drinks  al to
 
2013-04-15 09:02:41 AM  

way south: ...I didn't know spies had to be registered.

Seems un wise.

/Do you get discounts on microfiche film and experimental aircraft?


Actually, *YES*, they do have to be registered, in the same sense that you have to pay taxes on the money you earned selling crack cocaine:  It's a way of charging them with something, especially if you don't want the actual secrets that they transmitted or were going to transmit to become part of the public record.

Relevant US statutes.
 
2013-04-15 09:03:40 AM  

way south: ...I didn't know spies had to be registered.

Seems un wise.

/Do you get discounts on microfiche film and experimental aircraft?


I was expecting to see a pic of the NorK spy.  I figured it would've been a selfie of him smiling while holding top secret newspaper.
 
2013-04-15 09:14:58 AM  
tl;couldn't r!
 
2013-04-15 09:29:59 AM  

Arkanaut: His case involved secret phone lines that even the FBI was unable to identify, a meeting at Grant's Tomb in Manhattan - and envelopes of cash.

Sounds like Dear Leader was very interested in discovering America's greatest secret: who was buried in Grant's Tomb?


Oh! Oh! I know this one!
 
2013-04-15 09:31:54 AM  
Fark admins don't have real jobs.
 
2013-04-15 09:33:16 AM  

Bisu: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SUGGEST PEOPLE HERE DRINK MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.

/yes, fark is full of overused jokes, but at least try to make them remotely original.


Original jokes? Here? LOmotherfarkinL!
 
2013-04-15 09:38:23 AM  
He reports back to Best Korea on America's drinking habits?
 
2013-04-15 09:47:01 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-15 09:57:01 AM  
You know what other Korean in the USA was in the spiritual business? And the newspaper business.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com


//all the mooning pix were nsfw but cute
 
2013-04-15 10:29:44 AM  

StudlyDoRight: Why can't he be both?


Garak?
 
2013-04-15 10:44:16 AM  

StudlyDoRight: Why can't he be both?


Ah, yes, the old floor wax/dessert topping ploy.
 
2013-04-15 10:44:25 AM  
Silly Subby. Admins don't work in liquor stores.  They do more interesting things like one former admin who was also a radio DJ and still is.
 
2013-04-15 10:51:42 AM  
Arkanaut: "Sounds like Dear Leader was very interested in discovering America's greatest secret: who was buried in Grant's Tomb?"

No-one. Duh. It's an Illuminati bunker. KJI was just buying in, to become an equity partner.
 
2013-04-15 10:53:55 AM  

Bisu: /yes, fark is full of overused jokes, but at least try to make them remotely original.


He sells vodak.
 
2013-04-15 01:02:47 PM  
Kinda sad that your spies have to pick work other jobs to make ends meet.
 
2013-04-15 03:46:11 PM  
In 2007, the New Yorker wrote about restauranteur Bobby Egan who seemed to be on very friendly terms with Kim jong Il due to a unique set of circumstances.

I wonder whatever happened to him? Maybe he could make friends with young Kim and bring him and his brother some Disney World passes.
 
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