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(WWE)   Can CM Punk justify losing to a 48-year-old who can barely walk? How quickly will everyone get sick of having Fandango shoved down their throats? Ryberg vs. John Cena? *Yawn*. It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1641
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2013-04-15 08:36:04 AM
It's FAAAAAAN...DAAAAAAAAAAAAN...GO. You have to breathe the A's
 
2013-04-15 08:53:38 AM

tbaughm: It's FAAAAAAN...DAAAAAAAAAAAAN...GO. You have to breathe the A's


Oh don't worry, everyone will have plenty of time to practice.  Vince has a raging boner from the Fandango chants last week, and believes he can capitalize off the smarks to get Fandango over.

You know, what they should have done last year with DBD, only Vince wasn't gay for DBD like he is with twinkle toes.
 
2013-04-15 08:58:38 AM

FinFangFark: tbaughm: It's FAAAAAAN...DAAAAAAAAAAAAN...GO. You have to breathe the A's

Oh don't worry, everyone will have plenty of time to practice.  Vince has a raging boner from the Fandango chants last week, and believes he can capitalize off the smarks to get Fandango over.

You know, what they should have done last year with DBD, only Vince wasn't gay for DBD like he is with twinkle toes.


To be fair, the fact that he still corrected Justin Roberts after getting beat down by Jericho was a nice touch.
 
2013-04-15 09:05:21 AM

tbaughm: FinFangFark: tbaughm: It's FAAAAAAN...DAAAAAAAAAAAAN...GO. You have to breathe the A's

Oh don't worry, everyone will have plenty of time to practice.  Vince has a raging boner from the Fandango chants last week, and believes he can capitalize off the smarks to get Fandango over.

You know, what they should have done last year with DBD, only Vince wasn't gay for DBD like he is with twinkle toes.

To be fair, the fact that he still corrected Justin Roberts after getting beat down by Jericho was a nice touch.


Oh no, I'm not arguing...that was a very funny moment.  And his ring time has been minimal (though he needs to work on his spots, i.e. Jericho shouting out what to do on live TV), but I've heard Curtis is a good ring worker.

I'm just saying I find it funny that when the smarks cheer to get someone over, they have to be one of Vince's projects that he lives to fly out to Stamford, and oil up between meetings.
 
2013-04-15 09:38:16 AM
more importantly, will the fans tonight be singing Fandango's theme music?
 
2013-04-15 09:58:44 AM
Better question: now that he's lost clean to Del Rio twice and Del Rio is no longer the World champion, will Swagger and Zeb finally go the hell away?
 
2013-04-15 10:30:27 AM

tnpir: Better question: now that he's lost clean to Del Rio twice and Del Rio is no longer the World champion, will Swagger and Zeb finally go the hell away?


Well, you know Dirty Dutch is pissed about it all.  The original plan was to give Thwagger the strap at WM, and give him a few months run before Ziggles cashed in, but the pot arrest changed all that.

Dutch could have had a nice little run for him as a manager.  I think the gimmick will fizzle, or burn out, so to speak.
 
2013-04-15 10:38:33 AM

FinFangFark: tnpir: Better question: now that he's lost clean to Del Rio twice and Del Rio is no longer the World champion, will Swagger and Zeb finally go the hell away?

Well, you know Dirty Dutch is pissed about it all.  The original plan was to give Thwagger the strap at WM, and give him a few months run before Ziggles cashed in, but the pot arrest changed all that.

Dutch could have had a nice little run for him as a manager.  I think the gimmick will fizzle, or burn out, so to speak.


I'm waiting for him to turn on Swagger and side with someone to go after Cesaro's title. Dutch would be great with a crazy heel R-Truth.
 
2013-04-15 10:56:00 AM

tbaughm: FinFangFark: tnpir: Better question: now that he's lost clean to Del Rio twice and Del Rio is no longer the World champion, will Swagger and Zeb finally go the hell away?

Well, you know Dirty Dutch is pissed about it all.  The original plan was to give Thwagger the strap at WM, and give him a few months run before Ziggles cashed in, but the pot arrest changed all that.

Dutch could have had a nice little run for him as a manager.  I think the gimmick will fizzle, or burn out, so to speak.

I'm waiting for him to turn on Swagger and side with someone to go after Cesaro's title. Dutch would be great with a crazy heel R-Truth.


I like it. Cesaro has been completely forgotten and doesn't bring much to the table.  Plus, the irony of Zeb teaming with a black man would be off the goddamn charts.  Dutch can be a good manager-type, but I have to wonder if he's capable of taking any kind of a bump, inasmuch as he's been involved in two "matches" and hasn't been touched (unless he got punched at WM). It's hard to be a heel manager if you can't finally get your ass handed to you by the face.
 
2013-04-15 11:38:30 AM

tbaughm: I'm waiting for him to turn on Swagger and side with someone to go after Cesaro's title. Dutch would be great with a crazy heel R-Truth.


If it leads to more stuff like this then I am all for that.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-15 11:46:04 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: tbaughm: I'm waiting for him to turn on Swagger and side with someone to go after Cesaro's title. Dutch would be great with a crazy heel R-Truth.

If it leads to more stuff like this then I am all for that.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 546x386]


shuck and jive R-Truth really was the best R-Truth.
 
2013-04-15 12:00:16 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: tbaughm: I'm waiting for him to turn on Swagger and side with someone to go after Cesaro's title. Dutch would be great with a crazy heel R-Truth.

If it leads to more stuff like this then I am all for that.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 546x386]


This is exactly what I'm hoping for. That or a "President Obama don't care about Real Americans" from Troof. The irony would be amazing.
 
2013-04-15 12:01:21 PM

FinFangFark: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: tbaughm: I'm waiting for him to turn on Swagger and side with someone to go after Cesaro's title. Dutch would be great with a crazy heel R-Truth.

If it leads to more stuff like this then I am all for that.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 546x386]

shuck and jive R-Truth really was the best R-Truth.


He was a gooood R-Troof.
 
2013-04-15 12:46:21 PM
So, among the various designs that WWE rejected for the new championship was this gem:

cdn2-b.examiner.com
I has a major sad right now.  Not fond of the feathers on the strap itself, but replace them with a couple of side plates and you've got a legit championship belt instead of the overgrown class ring that's the current belt.
 
2013-04-15 12:53:06 PM

penguin31: So, among the various designs that WWE rejected for the new championship was this gem:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 600x337]
I has a major sad right now.  Not fond of the feathers on the strap itself, but replace them with a couple of side plates and you've got a legit championship belt instead of the overgrown class ring that's the current belt.


Like I said in the other thread, it's reminiscent of the belt used from '76-'83 by Bruno Sammartino, Billy Graham, and Bob Backlund

www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com
 
2013-04-15 12:55:09 PM

penguin31: So, among the various designs that WWE rejected for the new championship was this gem:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 600x337]
I has a major sad right now.  Not fond of the feathers on the strap itself, but replace them with a couple of side plates and you've got a legit championship belt instead of the overgrown class ring that's the current belt.


This was by far my favorite of the rejected ideas. I wouldn't be shocked if much of the creative team/maybe even Trips liked it, but Vince shot it down.
 
2013-04-15 12:57:39 PM

tbaughm: penguin31: So, among the various designs that WWE rejected for the new championship was this gem:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 600x337]
I has a major sad right now.  Not fond of the feathers on the strap itself, but replace them with a couple of side plates and you've got a legit championship belt instead of the overgrown class ring that's the current belt.

This was by far my favorite of the rejected ideas. I wouldn't be shocked if much of the creative team/maybe even Trips liked it, but Vince shot it down.


Vince was probably angry he couldn't trademark eagles.
 
2013-04-15 01:50:30 PM

GMJ is back this week, and he's got his checklist ready to go!!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)
 
2013-04-15 01:53:37 PM
Also, because it is very apropos:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-15 01:56:10 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: GMJ is back this week, and he's got his checklist ready to go!!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened



Remember it? I'm the champion!

i6.photobucket.com

/if you google sssp belt, the Rarity belt comes up in a GIS. But Steroid's "official" belt doesn't. Now, which sad Pony GIF will he post after finding that out?
 
2013-04-15 01:56:32 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: GMJ is back this week, and he's got his checklist ready to go!!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)


Unfortunately, I think #21 is a bit outdated right now
 
2013-04-15 01:59:27 PM

FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: penguin31: So, among the various designs that WWE rejected for the new championship was this gem:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 600x337]
I has a major sad right now.  Not fond of the feathers on the strap itself, but replace them with a couple of side plates and you've got a legit championship belt instead of the overgrown class ring that's the current belt.

This was by far my favorite of the rejected ideas. I wouldn't be shocked if much of the creative team/maybe even Trips liked it, but Vince shot it down.

Vince was probably angry he couldn't trademark eagles.


Now I'm unable to stop laughing from seeing Vince running around in a field pointing up at the sky demanding birds pay him royalties.
 
2013-04-15 02:06:52 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph:
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns


I still like the idea of DAM through history...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-15 02:07:02 PM

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: GMJ is back this week, and he's got his checklist ready to go!!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)

Unfortunately, I think #21 is a bit outdated right now


Good point.  I'll remove it.  :)

Or, should we change it to, "WWE Champ draws more heat than Vickie"?
 
2013-04-15 02:15:07 PM
Apparently Scott Hall is now 13 weeks+ clean sober. Legit congrats, there.
 
2013-04-15 02:17:17 PM

penguin31: Apparently Scott Hall is now 13 weeks+ clean sober. Legit congrats, there.


13 consecutive weeks, or 13 weeks since 1986?
 
2013-04-15 02:19:35 PM
So, after a week of the Fandango madness, it's suddenly hit me.

Jim Johnston desperately should be in next year's WWE Hall of Fame class. He's the guy who's responsible for the overwhelming majority of wrestlers' entrance themes for the past 30 years. Unless it's a piece from an outside band (IE: Cult of Personality), odds are he had a hand in it's creation. Just think about the themes over the past 30 years, and, well yeah, definitely deserves a HoF bid IMO.
 
2013-04-15 03:04:50 PM
Can they grab every last person that was at the Izod Center last week and take them to whereever they're going to be tonight?  That crowd was amazing!
 
2013-04-15 03:07:38 PM

bluorangefyre: Can they grab every last person that was at the Izod Center last week and take them to whereever they're going to be tonight?  That crowd was amazing!


Post-Wrestlemania crowds are always amazing because the smarks stay over for RAW. Remember, the post-Wrestlemania crowd last year made YES into a thing, and shat on Cena by referencing Brock Lesnar before he even showed up.
 
2013-04-15 03:13:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: GMJ is back this week, and he's got his checklist ready to go!!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened


Remember it? I'm the champion!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

/if you google sssp belt, the Rarity belt comes up in a GIS. But Steroid's "official" belt doesn't. Now, which sad Pony GIF will he post after finding that out?


WHAT?!

*checks Google*

i1182.photobucket.com
WHY DOESN'T GOOGLE LOVE ME?! ;_;
 
2013-04-15 05:24:49 PM
As far as Fandango goes, I think the gag was meant to run out on the RAW after Wrestlemania.  Jericho kicks his ass, and half-conscious, corrects the announcer on the name pronunciation one more time.  It was like the end of a cartoon.

However, with the crowd singing the song, and the buzz in the next few days, he may be back for more.
 
2013-04-15 05:50:40 PM
I must have a case of the Mondays...

SSSP = ??
 
2013-04-15 05:55:34 PM
Is there still going to be a Raw?
 
2013-04-15 05:57:54 PM

bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?


Why wouldn't there be?

RAW is in South Carolina.

If anything, Vince will have Cena wear a pro-Boston t-shirt, maybe have a moment of silence at the start of the show...
 
2013-04-15 05:58:57 PM

bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?


Vince made it a matter of personal pride to put on a show just a couple of days after 9/11, and he didn't cancel a show for Owen's death during a PPV.  No way in hell the show gets cancelled.
 
2013-04-15 06:36:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?

Why wouldn't there be?

RAW is in South Carolina.

If anything, Vince will have Cena wear a pro-Boston t-shirt, maybe have a moment of silence at the start of the show...


Fandango will turn face and have a runner gimmick
 
2013-04-15 06:52:10 PM

penguin31: So, among the various designs that WWE rejected for the new championship was this gem:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 600x337]
I has a major sad right now.  Not fond of the feathers on the strap itself, but replace them with a couple of side plates and you've got a legit championship belt instead of the overgrown class ring that's the current belt.


Not saying I like what they went with any better, but your term of "over-sized class ring" is EXACTLY what I thought of the belt in the picture you linked. I like the eagle and stuff but that belt looks like a big knuckle ring to me.
 
2013-04-15 07:01:17 PM
Hey, it's the NCIS episode that starts off with

images.buddytv.com
 
2013-04-15 07:15:29 PM
The KFC commercial with the black father "eating the bones" strikes me as extremely offensive.
 
2013-04-15 07:19:40 PM

bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?


The video package guys are almost definitely working on a Boston tribute as we type.
 
2013-04-15 07:22:03 PM

KellyKellyKelly: bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?

The video package guys are almost definitely working on a Boston tribute as we type.


They had to work quickly to find a t-shirt maker to make Cena a "Rise Above Bombing" t-shirt.
 
2013-04-15 07:25:17 PM
Man I really wish I didn't have to miss the first hour or so of the show tonight. Would love to see Punk's pipebomb, which will almost certainly be the curtain-jerker.

/dentist cleaning - here I come
 
2013-04-15 07:26:12 PM

my lip balm addiction: Man I really wish I didn't have to miss the first hour or so of the show tonight. Would love to see Punk's pipebomb, which will almost certainly be the curtain-jerker.

/dentist cleaning - here I come


Jesus, are you on the west coast, or do you have some shady back alley dentist?
 
2013-04-15 07:30:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: Man I really wish I didn't have to miss the first hour or so of the show tonight. Would love to see Punk's pipebomb, which will almost certainly be the curtain-jerker.

/dentist cleaning - here I come

Jesus, are you on the west coast, or do you have some shady back alley dentist?


a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-04-15 07:31:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: KellyKellyKelly: bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?

The video package guys are almost definitely working on a Boston tribute as we type.

They had to work quickly to find a t-shirt maker to make Cena a "Rise Above Bombing" t-shirt.


It's times like these I wish I had photoshop skills.
 
2013-04-15 07:31:41 PM
glad no one else posted this and i get to first.

YOU'RE WELCOME


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0&feature=youtu.be
 
2013-04-15 07:33:20 PM

irishman4: glad no one else posted this and i get to first.

YOU'RE WELCOME


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0&feature=youtu.be


Wait, they ruined Ziggles with Skipper?

*sigh*
 
2013-04-15 07:34:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: KellyKellyKelly: bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?

The video package guys are almost definitely working on a Boston tribute as we type.

They had to work quickly to find a t-shirt maker to make Cena a "Rise Above Bombing" t-shirt.


Oh yeah, can't wait for that no-booing piggyback attempt tonight.
 
2013-04-15 07:34:24 PM

Fisty Bum: FirstNationalBastard: KellyKellyKelly: bluorangefyre: Is there still going to be a Raw?

The video package guys are almost definitely working on a Boston tribute as we type.

They had to work quickly to find a t-shirt maker to make Cena a "Rise Above Bombing" t-shirt.

It's times like these I wish I had photoshop skills.


Paging ShiningWizard...paging ShiningWizard
 
2013-04-15 07:34:34 PM
I'm here, Grand Moff's here, that means it's Monday and Money in the Bank is now in play.
 
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