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(The Sun)   Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne may have split up. Rumor has it Ozzy wanted to leave her years ago, but no one could understand a word he was saying   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon, Sharon Osbourne, Los Feliz, Beverly Hills Hotel, moving companies, Black Sabbath, Jessica Simpson  
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2013-04-15 07:27:35 AM  
8 votes:
I thought I read somewhere that he was upset because she had replaced some of their original children with studio and session children. Maybe he finally got tired of it.
2013-04-15 07:38:47 AM  
6 votes:
Is he finished with his woman cause she couldn't help him with his mind?
2013-04-15 07:23:05 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe he called her an "old bat" one day and licked his lips; gave her the crazy eyes. Now she's afraid he's going senile; is fearful for her life.
2013-04-15 09:47:57 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he'll start drinking again and actually release a decent album.
2013-04-15 08:41:38 AM  
1 vote:
He should've married Lenin's daughter.

/Probably the wrong spelling but it'd make for a good conspiracy theory.
2013-04-15 08:31:07 AM  
1 vote:
Does this mean Bill Ward is back in the band?
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