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(The Sun)   Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne may have split up. Rumor has it Ozzy wanted to leave her years ago, but no one could understand a word he was saying   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon, Sharon Osbourne, Los Feliz, Beverly Hills Hotel, moving companies, Black Sabbath, Jessica Simpson  
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2013-04-15 07:38:47 AM  
3 votes:
Is he finished with his woman cause she couldn't help him with his mind?
2013-04-15 07:27:35 AM  
3 votes:
I thought I read somewhere that he was upset because she had replaced some of their original children with studio and session children. Maybe he finally got tired of it.
2013-04-15 09:31:08 AM  
2 votes:
So...there's a chance I'd get to play with Sharon's fabulous bosom?
2013-04-15 08:31:07 AM  
2 votes:
Does this mean Bill Ward is back in the band?
2013-04-15 08:11:11 AM  
2 votes:
If the story about Sharon helping save Ozzy from being dead from drug abuse is true then she deserves props for that, but it seems for the years after that, she's been having a total Rasputin effect over his life, as well as using his fame to become a total biatch at most of the rock scene (such as deciding on which bands are and aren't allowed to perform at the same venues that Ozzie is performing at, depending on how slobberingly they kiss her ass).
2013-04-15 02:38:19 PM  
1 vote:
FWIW, Jack Osbourne just issued a denial.
2013-04-15 10:29:29 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, fark Sharon. As other have said, she saved his life a few times. However over the last decade or so she has turned Ozzy into a laughing stock while riding his coattails.

Fark her.

/Ozzy should hook up with Lita Ford.
2013-04-15 08:41:38 AM  
1 vote:
He should've married Lenin's daughter.

/Probably the wrong spelling but it'd make for a good conspiracy theory.
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