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(The Sun)   Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne may have split up. Rumor has it Ozzy wanted to leave her years ago, but no one could understand a word he was saying   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-04-15 07:23:05 AM
Maybe he called her an "old bat" one day and licked his lips; gave her the crazy eyes. Now she's afraid he's going senile; is fearful for her life.
 
2013-04-15 07:27:35 AM
I thought I read somewhere that he was upset because she had replaced some of their original children with studio and session children. Maybe he finally got tired of it.
 
2013-04-15 07:38:47 AM
Is he finished with his woman cause she couldn't help him with his mind?
 
2013-04-15 08:10:08 AM
Actual the mumbles were translated as, "Don't you play your games with me."
 
2013-04-15 08:11:11 AM
If the story about Sharon helping save Ozzy from being dead from drug abuse is true then she deserves props for that, but it seems for the years after that, she's been having a total Rasputin effect over his life, as well as using his fame to become a total biatch at most of the rock scene (such as deciding on which bands are and aren't allowed to perform at the same venues that Ozzie is performing at, depending on how slobberingly they kiss her ass).
 
2013-04-15 08:24:57 AM

TV's Vinnie: If the story about Sharon helping save Ozzy from being dead from drug abuse is true then she deserves props for that, but it seems for the years after that, she's been having a total Rasputin effect over his life, as well as using his fame to become a total biatch at most of the rock scene (such as deciding on which bands are and aren't allowed to perform at the same venues that Ozzie is performing at, depending on how slobberingly they kiss her ass).


Sharon's dad was famed rock manager Don Arden. Sharon was always going to be a cut-throat business woman. Then she found her meal ticket.
 
2013-04-15 08:31:07 AM
Does this mean Bill Ward is back in the band?
 
2013-04-15 08:41:38 AM
He should've married Lenin's daughter.

/Probably the wrong spelling but it'd make for a good conspiracy theory.
 
2013-04-15 08:47:01 AM

amindtat: Does this mean Bill Ward is back in the band?


One can only hope.

I'm pretty sure she saved Ozzy's career, if not his life, back in the day. But Christ, enough is enough.
 
2013-04-15 09:31:08 AM
So...there's a chance I'd get to play with Sharon's fabulous bosom?
 
2013-04-15 09:47:57 AM
Maybe he'll start drinking again and actually release a decent album.
 
2013-04-15 09:51:21 AM
I really, really don't like that woman.

Seriously, biatch is going to egg Iron Maiden?
 
2013-04-15 10:12:16 AM

MCStymie: So...there's a chance I'd get to play with Sharon's fabulous bosom?


I guess if you want to check out the surgeon's handiwork. That is all man made now after her double mastectomy.
 
2013-04-15 10:29:29 AM
Yeah, fark Sharon. As other have said, she saved his life a few times. However over the last decade or so she has turned Ozzy into a laughing stock while riding his coattails.

Fark her.

/Ozzy should hook up with Lita Ford.
 
2013-04-15 11:57:50 AM

amindtat: Does this mean Bill Ward is back in the band?


I had the same thought and I hope so.

I wonder if Ozzy will sing Digital biatch now? I was under the impression that the song was about Sharon.
 
2013-04-15 12:11:08 PM

Whatthefark: Yeah, fark Sharon. As other have said, she saved his life a few times. However over the last decade or so she has turned Ozzy into a laughing stock while riding his coattails.

Fark her.



On the other hand, Ozzy did try to murder her at least once.
 
2013-04-15 12:28:06 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I really, really don't like that woman.

Seriously, biatch is going to egg Iron Maiden?


You going to the Maiden show in Raleigh?

/Ozzy would be lost without her
 
2013-04-15 12:51:12 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Actual the mumbles were translated as, "Don't you play your games with me."


Evil Woman.
 
2013-04-15 12:55:43 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: Is he finished with his woman cause she couldn't help him with his mind?


Bravo my friend, Bravo.....
 
2013-04-15 01:24:28 PM

mechgreg: Whatthefark: Yeah, fark Sharon. As other have said, she saved his life a few times. However over the last decade or so she has turned Ozzy into a laughing stock while riding his coattails.

Fark her.


On the other hand, Ozzy did try to murder her at least once.


And we're supposed to be choked up about it?
 
2013-04-15 02:14:15 PM

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: amindtat: Does this mean Bill Ward is back in the band?

I had the same thought and I hope so.

I wonder if Ozzy will sing Digital biatch now? I was under the impression that the song was about Sharon.



don't know about that but i do know that the album cover (Born Again) is a portrait of her.
 
2013-04-15 02:38:19 PM
FWIW, Jack Osbourne just issued a denial.
 
2013-04-15 03:41:59 PM
I have no trouble understanding him

/After a fifth of vodka, a joint, and assorted pills
 
2013-04-15 05:06:15 PM

STRYPERSWINE: FWIW, Jack Osbourne just issued a denial.


Denial.
Not just a river in Egypt.
 
2013-04-15 05:25:53 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: Is he finished with his woman cause she couldn't help him with his mind?


Winning.
 
2013-04-15 06:07:51 PM

verbaltoxin: TV's Vinnie: If the story about Sharon helping save Ozzy from being dead from drug abuse is true then she deserves props for that, but it seems for the years after that, she's been having a total Rasputin effect over his life, as well as using his fame to become a total biatch at most of the rock scene (such as deciding on which bands are and aren't allowed to perform at the same venues that Ozzie is performing at, depending on how slobberingly they kiss her ass).

Sharon's dad was famed rock manager Don Arden. Sharon was always going to be a cut-throat business woman. Then she found her meal ticket.


Agreed.
 
2013-04-15 07:04:10 PM
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"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooon!"
 
2013-04-15 10:13:30 PM
"For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.
Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I'm just trying to be a better person.
I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period.........and my fans.
God Bless,
Ozzy"
 
2013-04-15 10:21:56 PM
Last year Sharon revealed she had a double mastectomy as she carries a gene which raises the risk of breast cancer.
Wow that is a little extreme isnt it?
 
2013-04-16 01:04:36 AM

Whatthefark: Yeah, fark Sharon. As other have said, she saved his life a few times. However over the last decade or so she has turned Ozzy into a laughing stock while riding his coattails.

Fark her.

/Ozzy should hook up with Lita Ford.


www.goldmusicblog.com
 
2013-04-16 04:04:13 AM
Not gonna click, even if it were true, it's none of my business
 
2013-04-16 07:32:39 AM

STRYPERSWINE: "For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.
Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I'm just trying to be a better person.
I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period.........and my fans.
God Bless,
Ozzy"


That sucks that he had a relapse.
 
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