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2013-04-14 11:45:45 PM  
I need about $10,000 to fund my next study: Do women shop more than men?
 
2013-04-14 11:48:13 PM  
All I need to know is when my sammich will be brought to me.

/along with another beer
 
2013-04-14 11:51:28 PM  
1. If she's angry and when you ask her what's wrong she says "nothing", you've done some something wrong
2. Always assume "nothing" is the answer to "What's wrong?"
 
2013-04-15 12:09:12 AM  
I could have saved you some money.
 
2013-04-15 12:10:49 AM  
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2013-04-15 12:28:10 AM  
"I'm fine." = I'm so pissed I could rip your balls off and shove them down your food hole.
"Do whatever you want." = There's only one appropriate thing you should do right now, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. However here's a hint, it is not whatever it is YOU want to do.
 
2013-04-15 12:28:53 AM  

CaptSacto: 1. If she's angry and when you ask her what's wrong she says "nothing", you've done some something wrong
2. Always assume "nothing" is the answer to "What's wrong?"


Speaking as a woman, I hate that passive-aggressive bullshiat.  That and "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you."

My response to that has generally been, "Well, since I'm not a mind reader, I'm going to drop it.  Get back to me when you're ready to have an adult conversation."  Generally, girlfriends who keep it up and keep pushing get their bluff called.  And they then break up with me - which is fine, because life is too short for that crap.

Oh - and here's something most men don't know - women can't read other women's emotions, either.
 
2013-04-15 12:30:06 AM  

Ghastly: "I'm fine." = I'm so pissed I could rip your balls off and shove them down your food hole.
"Do whatever you want." = There's only one appropriate thing you should do right now, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. However here's a hint, it is not whatever it is YOU want to do.


farking truth.
 
2013-04-15 12:58:06 AM  

Altair: Ghastly: "I'm fine." = I'm so pissed I could rip your balls off and shove them down your food hole.
"Do whatever you want." = There's only one appropriate thing you should do right now, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. However here's a hint, it is not whatever it is YOU want to do.

farking truth.


This is the shiat that comes from choosing your female companionship based on farkability points and not on whether you actually like her.  If you would like a word from the wise, from the other side of the fence... any woman can be absolute hell on wheels in bed, with the right encouragement.  Get to know her first, be sure you like her out of bed.  Then you avoid paying for poon with the other 23.75 hours of the day being a sheer misery of whining and manipulation.
 
2013-04-15 12:59:13 AM  
And men are never dicks.
 
2013-04-15 01:12:51 AM  
The Man:

"Yes Dear" = "I know where this is going.  There is literally nothing I can say or do to win.  If I counter your emotional bullshiat with logic, you'll say I'm talking down to you.  If I lose my temper, you'll say I'm bullying you.  If I don't do anything, you'll say I'm emotionally crippled.  So I'm just going to say and do the absolute bare minimum in the hopes that you'll stomp off for a few hours so I can have some peace.  When you've decided I've been punished enough, you'll 'forgive' me for whatever it is I did and I'll pretend like you're right and then we'll start the entire thing over again in three days when I make an off-hand comment suggesting I'm not looking forward to your mother's visit or when I get a slight boner when you complain about your hot sister wasting $5000 on a boob job.  I mean, let's be honest.  We both know I saw her in her underwear last year when I accidentally walked in on her changing clothes in our bedroom and we both know that she engineered that little fiasco in order to piss you off because she loves to push your buttons.  Besides, what the fark do you care what she does with her money?  What else is she going to do with it?  She's a farking 'social media strategist'.  What the hell does that even mean?  Oh right, it means 'OMG I'm 35 years old and unemployed because the powers that be think I'm a technological dinosaur!  Can I move in with you?'  And of course you'll say yes and you'll be glaring at me the whole time, but I can promise you I won't want to fark that at 35.  I've seen pictures of your mother at 22 and 35 and I can see where this is going.  Social media strategist my ass.  I worked at a god damn dotcom.  I helped invent the streaming video algorithm that YouTube uses, and yet now I have to listen to some punk ass 21 year old tell me that I don't understand technology?  Let's see what Johnny McShiatsALot can do the next time the servers go down and I decide to call in sick.  Have fun in the cloud asshole.  Little farker thinks it's an actual cloud.  I showed him the server room and he didn't believe me when I told him the cloud was just a bunch of computers networked together.  The only reason he has that job is because he was sucking the boss's dick on the 18th hole.  Maybe I should learn to play golf.  It's just geometry.  It would get me out of the house once in a while.  Oh Christ, are you still talking?  Seriously, I don't care.  Did you ever take a logic course in college?  No, of course you didn't, you were a communications major.  I don't even know what the fark a communications major is.  All I ever saw you do in college was slam wine coolers and flash your boobs at drunken frat boys.  And now you yell at our daughter for wearing yoga pants.  Yeah, I wonder what she would think of that picture I took of you on Spring Break wearing nothing but sandals and nipple clamps?  You would probably claim it was all my fault, and the kid would believe you because she's practically a clone of you.  I wish her friend Denise would start wearing underwear though.  I mean, I'm 40, I'm not dead and those yoga pants are practically invisible when she bend over.  But of course, if I say anything, suddenly I'm on the sex offenders registry.  Oh god, I hate my life.  I can't even enjoy football because my team sucks and you always wait until the game to demand that I mow the lawn.  One day, that's all I ask, one day where I can just enjoy myself, but no.  What the fark did I just say?  'Yes Dear'.  That means 'shut the fark up, you win."  Why the fark can't you just accept victory?  Do you have to break me down completely?  That's what this is, isn't it?  You're getting old and menopausy and you know I think your sister's hotter than you and you know she would probably fark me if I let her just because she wants to piss you off.  Well you know what, maybe I will.  Let's see what $5000 gets you these days.  Yeah, I can just imagine your face when you walk in on us and oh who the fark am I kidding?  I haven't seen my dick in three years and those low T pills aren't doing fark.  Is this it?  Is this all I have to look forward to?  What happened to all of my dreams?  I was going to be rich and famous like Steve Jobs.  I was going to revolutionize internet commerce.  I don't care what they say, Pets.com was a great idea, it was just before its time.  Maybe I should write a novel.  Does anyone even read novels anymore?  I don't think my kid's boyfriend can even read at all.  Fark it, I am writing a novel.  I'll self-publish on Amazon.  I think I still know some guys over there, maybe they can give me some inside help.  Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.  And before I publish, I'm going to divorce your ass so you don't get any of my money.  Then I'm going to hire a personal trainer and when I get back into shape, I'm going to fark the hell out of your sister.  And I'll buy her even bigger boobs just so you'll have something to biatch about.  So there."
 
2013-04-15 01:29:16 AM  

Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>


Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?
 
2013-04-15 01:55:38 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Speaking as a woman, I hate that passive-aggressive bullshiat.  That and "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you."

My response to that has generally been, "Well, since I'm not a mind reader, I'm going to drop it.  Get back to me when you're ready to have an adult conversation."  Generally, girlfriends who keep it up and keep pushing get their bluff called.  And they then break up with me - which is fine, because life is too short for that crap.


You. You I like.

Oh - and here's something most men don't know - women can't read other women's emotions, either.

Oh. Well, that's a little disheartening to hear.
 
2013-04-15 01:59:32 AM  

quatchi: Benevolent Misanthrope: Speaking as a woman, I hate that passive-aggressive bullshiat.  That and "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you."

My response to that has generally been, "Well, since I'm not a mind reader, I'm going to drop it.  Get back to me when you're ready to have an adult conversation."  Generally, girlfriends who keep it up and keep pushing get their bluff called.  And they then break up with me - which is fine, because life is too short for that crap.

You. You I like.

Oh - and here's something most men don't know - women can't read other women's emotions, either.

Oh. Well, that's a little disheartening to hear.


I know, right?  If only men could hire a lesbian friend as translator or something.
 
2013-04-15 01:59:48 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Then you avoid paying for poon with the other 23.75 23.995 hours of the day being a sheer misery of whining and manipulation.




FTFY
 
2013-04-15 01:59:56 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?


We love and adore the women we are with. We just hate them too.
 
2013-04-15 02:06:21 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: quatchi: Benevolent Misanthrope: Speaking as a woman, I hate that passive-aggressive bullshiat.  That and "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you."

My response to that has generally been, "Well, since I'm not a mind reader, I'm going to drop it.  Get back to me when you're ready to have an adult conversation."  Generally, girlfriends who keep it up and keep pushing get their bluff called.  And they then break up with me - which is fine, because life is too short for that crap.

You. You I like.

Oh - and here's something most men don't know - women can't read other women's emotions, either.

Oh. Well, that's a little disheartening to hear.

I know, right?  If only men could hire a lesbian friend as translator or something.


It'd be like Mrs. Cleaver speaking jive.

/"she said that you barely said 'thanks' for the roast chicken dinner and the weeds in the front bed are still there a week later."
 
2013-04-15 02:07:22 AM  

R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?

We love and adore the women we are with. We just hate them too.


I've never understood it.  Men love and adore women, but you treat them like sex objects whose only use is to fark.  You complain endlessly about them, mostly the fact that they don't fark enough for your tastes, or they talk to much when they could be sucking your dick.  And yet, unlike alot of lesbian feminists, I do believe men truly do love women.  And hate them.  I've never "gotten" the relationship.

Not to say that lesbian relationships are perfect either, though.
 
2013-04-15 02:08:12 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I know, right?  If only men could hire a lesbian friend as translator or something


That would be so cool. I'm now imagining some arguments I've had in the past with some SOs and wondering how they would have played out if I had a lesbian friend listening in to the conversation through some mobile device and feeding me lines and advice through an earpiece.

My guess is "much better".
 
2013-04-15 02:09:54 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I do believe men truly do love women.  And hate them.  I've never "gotten" the relationship.


I have a love/hate relationship with women as a a rule.

I love them.

They hate that.
 
2013-04-15 02:15:36 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?


You might be taking my comment a tad too seriously if you didn't realize I was making fun of the man.
 
2013-04-15 02:17:40 AM  

whither_apophis: Benevolent Misanthrope: quatchi: Benevolent Misanthrope: Speaking as a woman, I hate that passive-aggressive bullshiat.  That and "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you."

My response to that has generally been, "Well, since I'm not a mind reader, I'm going to drop it.  Get back to me when you're ready to have an adult conversation."  Generally, girlfriends who keep it up and keep pushing get their bluff called.  And they then break up with me - which is fine, because life is too short for that crap.

You. You I like.

Oh - and here's something most men don't know - women can't read other women's emotions, either.

Oh. Well, that's a little disheartening to hear.

I know, right?  If only men could hire a lesbian friend as translator or something.

It'd be like Mrs. Cleaver speaking jive.

/"she said that you barely said 'thanks' for the roast chicken dinner and the weeds in the front bed are still there a week later."


More like, "OK - bear with me.  She went to alot of trouble to make you a dinner she know you would like, and you didn't say thanks - to her, this means that you didn't notice it, which means that you don't value her effort and you think her place is in the kitchen slaving away for you, with no expectation of thanks or reward.  Problem is, you don't do stuff for her like this - including a small thing like weeding the front bed - and she's feeling it's one-sided.  So she's starting to wonder why she does it.  And then she realizes that she loves you, and in any case she can't afford to live on her own now, ans so she starts to feel trapped.  Meanwhile, you're sitting there staring at her tits - which, at this point isn't a compliment, it's a statement of, "OK, woman - now that you've been servile to me in the kitchen, you can shut up while I f*ck you, too.  And don't expect any reciprocity there either.  Because I can."

/In a nutshell.
 
2013-04-15 02:18:23 AM  

Mentat: Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?

You might be taking my comment a tad too seriously if you didn't realize I was making fun of the man.


I know it was satire - but it's also close to home for alot of men, I'd say.
 
2013-04-15 02:20:20 AM  

quatchi: Benevolent Misanthrope: I know, right?  If only men could hire a lesbian friend as translator or something

That would be so cool. I'm now imagining some arguments I've had in the past with some SOs and wondering how they would have played out if I had a lesbian friend listening in to the conversation through some mobile device and feeding me lines and advice through an earpiece.

My guess is "much better".


Perhaps.  Though judging from my experiences and the amount of WTF in my arguments with girlfriends, perhaps not.
 
2013-04-15 02:20:59 AM  
Legalized prostitution would solve so many problems.
 
2013-04-15 02:21:41 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?

We love and adore the women we are with. We just hate them too.

I've never understood it.  Men love and adore women, but you treat them like sex objects whose only use is to fark.  You complain endlessly about them, mostly the fact that they don't fark enough for your tastes, or they talk to much when they could be sucking your dick.  And yet, unlike alot of lesbian feminists, I do believe men truly do love women.  And hate them.  I've never "gotten" the relationship.

Not to say that lesbian relationships are perfect either, though.

You think way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  too much.
 
2013-04-15 02:23:10 AM  

R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?

We love and adore the women we are with. We just hate them too.

I've never understood it.  Men love and adore women, but you treat them like sex objects whose only use is to fark.  You complain endlessly about them, mostly the fact that they don't fark enough for your tastes, or they talk to much when they could be sucking your dick.  And yet, unlike alot of lesbian feminists, I do believe men truly do love women.  And hate them.  I've never "gotten" the relationship.

Not to say that lesbian relationships are perfect either, though.
You think way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  too much.


I think perhaps that right there sums up the divide between women and men in relationships.
 
2013-04-15 02:24:56 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?

We love and adore the women we are with. We just hate them too.

I've never understood it.  Men love and adore women, but you treat them like sex objects whose only use is to fark.  You complain endlessly about them, mostly the fact that they don't fark enough for your tastes, or they talk to much when they could be sucking your dick.  And yet, unlike alot of lesbian feminists, I do believe men truly do love women.  And hate them.  I've never "gotten" the relationship.

Not to say that lesbian relationships are perfect either, though.
You think way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  too much.

I think perhaps that right there sums up the divide between women and men in relationships.


What were we talking about?
 
2013-04-15 02:26:07 AM  

R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?

We love and adore the women we are with. We just hate them too.

I've never understood it.  Men love and adore women, but you treat them like sex objects whose only use is to fark.  You complain endlessly about them, mostly the fact that they don't fark enough for your tastes, or they talk to much when they could be sucking your dick.  And yet, unlike alot of lesbian feminists, I do believe men truly do love women.  And hate them.  I've never "gotten" the relationship.

Not to say that lesbian relationships are perfect either, though.
You think way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  too much.

I think perhaps that right there sums up the divide between women and men in relationships.

What were we talking about?


Food.  And Blowjobs.  Oh - and staring at tits.
 
2013-04-15 02:26:49 AM  
This idea that women have some across-the-board tendency to "never tell what's wrong" breaks down when you note that the same people who ask this question also find themselves complaining about women's nagging, or the dreaded "can we talk" question, so it's pretty clear their women are pretty vocal about stating what's wrong in a variety of situations.


But sometimes a woman won't answer that question, usually because she sees it as a no-win dilemma.
The first possibility is that what you did wrong is so glaringly obvious (to her) that she thinks it is you who are playing the game, and does not understand what you are trying to do. Like if you had sex with a man, or killed her dog, or both.


The second possibility is that what you did wrong is so glaringly obvious (to her) that she realizes she has entered into a relationship with a man who cannot grasp a person's most basic needs without being given a laminated chart every day. She is envisioning a lifetime of constantly giving explanations about why it is wrong to skip her birthday to get drunk with his friends, or flirt with 16-year-olds in an online game. Why push that boulder up that hill today? It's not like she won't get to do it a thousand times more.


A third possibility is that it's something she wanted you to do on your own initiative, like compliment her haircut or ask about her day. These things don't really mean a lot when done mechanically, which is what's going to happen if she says, "What's wrong is I wanted you to ask about my day," and you say, "Oh, of course, tell me about your day." That setup doesn't leave one convinced that you actually want to hear about her day. And compliments given on command are pretty worthless too.


It's unfair, but there's not a lot either of you can do about it at the time.
And finally, as mentioned before, the Manipulative Harpy does exist, sometimes a little bit in all of us, and could very well be doing it because she hates you.

From here.
 
2013-04-15 02:27:05 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Food.  And Blowjobs.  Oh - and staring at tits.


NOW you have my attention!
 
2013-04-15 02:35:30 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: tits.


*looks around frantically*

Where? Where?

Oh, you were making a point. Sorry.
 
2013-04-15 02:41:40 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: whither_apophis: Benevolent Misanthrope: quatchi: Benevolent Misanthrope: Speaking as a woman, I hate that passive-aggressive bullshiat.  That and "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you."

My response to that has generally been, "Well, since I'm not a mind reader, I'm going to drop it.  Get back to me when you're ready to have an adult conversation."  Generally, girlfriends who keep it up and keep pushing get their bluff called.  And they then break up with me - which is fine, because life is too short for that crap.

You. You I like.

Oh - and here's something most men don't know - women can't read other women's emotions, either.

Oh. Well, that's a little disheartening to hear.

I know, right?  If only men could hire a lesbian friend as translator or something.

It'd be like Mrs. Cleaver speaking jive.

/"she said that you barely said 'thanks' for the roast chicken dinner and the weeds in the front bed are still there a week later."

More like, "OK - bear with me.  She went to alot of trouble to make you a dinner she know you would like, and you didn't say thanks - to her, this means that you didn't notice it, which means that you don't value her effort and you think her place is in the kitchen slaving away for you, with no expectation of thanks or reward.  Problem is, you don't do stuff for her like this - including a small thing like weeding the front bed - and she's feeling it's one-sided.  So she's starting to wonder why she does it.  And then she realizes that she loves you, and in any case she can't afford to live on her own now, ans so she starts to feel trapped.  Meanwhile, you're sitting there staring at her tits - which, at this point isn't a compliment, it's a statement of, "OK, woman - now that you've been servile to me in the kitchen, you can shut up while I f*ck you, too.  And don't expect any reciprocity there either.  Because I can."

/In a nutshell.


tl:dr

/hah! i keed i keed
 
2013-04-15 02:45:40 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: R.A.Danny: Benevolent Misanthrope: Mentat: The Man:

<whiny self-absorbed bullshiat>

Seriously, guys, if you don't like the women you are farking, why stay with them?

We love and adore the women we are with. We just hate them too.

I've never understood it.  Men love and adore women, but you treat them like sex objects whose only use is to fark.  You complain endlessly about them, mostly the fact that they don't fark enough for your tastes, or they talk to much when they could be sucking your dick.  And yet, unlike alot of lesbian feminists, I do believe men truly do love women.  And hate them.  I've never "gotten" the relationship.

Not to say that lesbian relationships are perfect either, though.


Women biatch about men endlessly, too.

People just like to biatch.
 
2013-04-15 03:53:09 AM  
I just want to wish all of you good luck.

*flees from thread*

*screaming in fear*
 
2013-04-15 03:57:12 AM  
DUH. How many people do you know that can read five different languages at the same time, with at least two of them being printed backwards and a third upside down?

Call me when you've finished that "wetness of water" report, will you?
 
2013-04-15 03:58:35 AM  
 img1.fark.netWomen are biatches.
 
2013-04-15 03:59:24 AM  
Maybe we could understand you better if you didn't have so many mood swings for no apparent reason.
 
2013-04-15 03:59:37 AM  
 
2013-04-15 04:00:05 AM  
I defer to the argument made in Malcolm in the Middle. "We're just too stupid."
 
2013-04-15 04:07:02 AM  
www.aerojockey.com
 
2013-04-15 04:10:16 AM  
First, you probably wouldn't be better off with a lesbian translating for you. My wife is a very social person, I'm forced to know far too many people, and the lesbian couples are by far  the unhealthiest relationships. Yeah yeah, anecdotal evidence, but not one of these couple isn't either verbally, emotionally, or physically abusive.

Second, if your girl doesn't like you staring at her tits from time to time, you're probably with the wrong person. If she has a huge problem with you staring at OTHER tits from time to time, you're probably with the wrong person. Guys like tits. My wife would rather I check out tits then some dudes package.

Third, if you can't read your girls emotions and you've been together some reasonable amount of time, you're either with the wrong person or she doesn't trust you, or she's being deliberately obtuse. My wife and i are in our early 30's and have been together since we were in our teens. I could read her long before she could read me. If anything, we can read each other TOO well now.

Fourth, do nice stuff for your wife/gf, The simplest efforts can often pay off immensely. If you don't know what she wants for her birthday/christmas, you're not her nearly enough attention.
 
2013-04-15 04:10:56 AM  
So essentially all men are borderline autistic. Sounds about right.
 
2013-04-15 04:12:08 AM  

quatchi: Benevolent Misanthrope: tits.

*looks around frantically*

Where? Where?

Oh, you were making a point. Sorry.


Two points, actually.
 
2013-04-15 04:13:00 AM  
i293.photobucket.com

/Obligs.
 
2013-04-15 04:13:57 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Two points, actually.


[oh,you!]
 
2013-04-15 04:14:48 AM  

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jonesview.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-15 04:16:19 AM  

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Ha! I finally came in first in one of those "post the oblig pic" contests!

Victory is mine!
 
2013-04-15 04:16:33 AM  
I'm convinced my wife has conversations with her mother and her sister about things she thinks she has with me. Then, when she brings it up, I'm accused of never listening. I'm sure I'm guilty of not listening sometimes, but not EVERY time.
 
2013-04-15 04:17:31 AM  
How about people who think all women are the same or all men are the same and then get all confused because they assumed the last one they dated was going to think/feel/react exactly the same as the one before? Which is a bit stupid considering people can be radically different from one another despite being the same sex.

A lot of people read other people's emotions wrong because they project their own ideas onto that person. They assume the other person is going to have emotions much like theirs. Kind of a crapshoot to be doing that. "I think you're angry because you're sitting there like that and doing this and I think you're angry because of this certain thing." And you're like "First, I'm not angry and second, I have no idea what you're talking about. I was thinking I am almost out of raspberry jam."
 
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