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(CNN)   Jenna Bush gives birth to the 57th president of the United States   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-14 09:07:04 PM
9 votes:
The proud family has released a photo!

farm3.staticflickr.com

Awwww...she has grandpa's horns!
2013-04-14 06:28:50 PM
9 votes:
huh.  I thought their species reproduced asexually.  learn something new every day I guess.
2013-04-14 07:14:26 PM
8 votes:
Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.

Speaking of whom...

I'll be the guy in the Ford 250 driving around the ranch with the grandchild," George W. Bush said.

Probably on his lap a'la Britney.

Later this month, the 43rd president will open his presidential library, situated on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

I'm imagining a lot of pop up books, books that include crayons and the rest with tons of pages that just say [redacted]
2013-04-14 11:21:27 PM
6 votes:
blogs.friendlybeings.com

Took 'em long enough.
2013-04-14 10:03:21 PM
6 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: TommyymmoT: Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!

The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.

I'm sure Cheney made him change out his colostomy bag.


Cheney tricked him into it.
He said it was space food.
2013-04-14 05:45:46 PM
6 votes:
I can't believe what I am about to admit, I care more about the birth of the Kardashian baby.

I don't feel better because I said that.
2013-04-14 11:17:50 PM
4 votes:

Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.



The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.
2013-04-14 10:38:07 PM
4 votes:
Yaaaa.. this headline gave me a sad.  That family has done so much for us...

www.charlock.org
2013-04-14 10:27:20 PM
4 votes:

tacchimonster: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
[assets.nydailynews.com image 200x273]


i2.cdn.turner.com
digboston.com
2013-04-14 10:11:36 PM
4 votes:

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


That comment is so uncharacteristically unFarkish and seemingly sincere I really think you got misdirected from the Parents magazine forum.
2013-04-14 06:16:02 PM
4 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Kind of the same question I have with the Kardashian?
2013-04-14 10:46:45 PM
3 votes:

Dougie AXP: reillan: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

The one who flashed her Bush.

I missed that one....seriously?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-14 10:31:08 PM
3 votes:
images.encyclopediadramatica.se

/adds one to the list
2013-04-14 10:23:30 PM
3 votes:
And Margaret Thatcher is reincarnated.
2013-04-14 10:21:01 PM
3 votes:
Good for her. It seems like just yesterday...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-14 10:18:15 PM
3 votes:

wambu: Was it on a landing strip or a good Replican natural bush?


th05.deviantart.net
2013-04-14 07:19:23 PM
3 votes:

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.

Speaking of whom...

I'll be the guy in the Ford 250 driving around the ranch with the grandchild," George W. Bush said.

Probably on his lap a'la Britney.

Later this month, the 43rd president will open his presidential library, situated on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

I'm imagining a lot of pop up books, books that include crayons and the rest with tons of pages that just say [redacted]


I expect there to be at least one copy of My Pet Goat.
2013-04-15 02:18:40 AM
2 votes:

Mistymtnhop: Yay! A new Bush baby! Congrats to the whole clan!


whsapes.pbworks.com
2013-04-15 12:59:47 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-15 12:33:56 AM
2 votes:
Think of what the world could have been like if the sharks got to George HW Bush before that sub did.
2013-04-14 11:43:10 PM
2 votes:
She's got the brains and the looks that kill,
Want to see her butt on a ten dollar bill,
Ready your vote for her ballot box,
You've got to admit it, she's a fox,
Keep marching on,
Soldier of love,
Jenna Bush Army,
You can't stop her!
Jenna Bush Army

I don't care who blows up the world,
I only care about that girl,
Men of America, storm the election,
When in doubt follow your erection,
Call up your congressman and i say quote,
"sir i'm horny and i vote"
2013-04-14 10:46:45 PM
2 votes:
sorry s ubby, but according to all my right wing fb friends obama is going to declare himself emperor or something and form a union with canada and mexico and make us all muslins or  something.
2013-04-14 10:33:46 PM
2 votes:
What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.
2013-04-14 10:26:13 PM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
"My daughter had a kid... That means I'm finally a goodparent."
2013-04-14 10:01:46 PM
2 votes:

TommyymmoT: Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!

The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.


I'm sure Cheney made him change out his colostomy bag.
2013-04-14 07:50:54 PM
2 votes:
zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?

Or killed a man while driving?
2013-04-14 07:48:32 PM
2 votes:
Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?
2013-04-14 07:12:08 PM
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.
2013-04-14 06:07:35 PM
2 votes:
Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?
2013-04-15 09:12:00 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: megarian: HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.

We like you, too.

*clicks profile*

Rawr!  Grrrr, stampa stampa....

*notices locale*

Whoa, I don't have a deathwish.


Yeah. We eat people over here.

And crack. We eat crack.
2013-04-15 12:59:44 AM
1 votes:

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated. I'd get my reward in heaven.


Durka durka.....mohammed jihad.
2013-04-15 12:53:14 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.


We like you, too.
2013-04-15 12:50:35 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


img577.imageshack.us
2013-04-15 12:30:52 AM
1 votes:
And so the legacy continues

horrornews.net
2013-04-15 12:26:18 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


Um, exactly how does your post help to create a vitriolic atmosphere of bile, hate, puke and puss for what is obviously a political issue?
2013-04-15 12:10:17 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.

It's an excuse to bring out the good old Bush hate mongering.

But as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.

Yeah I know "B-B-But it's Bush so it's okay when WE do it!"



Randomnomore2, cross for one. Randomnomore2, your cross is ready.
Seriously, change your tampon, already. The bears are starting to gather.
2013-04-14 11:53:07 PM
1 votes:
"She was born last night, April 13, at 8:43pm in New York City. We met our beautiful granddaughter today. Jenna and Mila are healthy. And our family is elated," they continued.

media-1.web.britannica.com

"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked up my daughter will hear from all of us soon."
2013-04-14 11:29:27 PM
1 votes:

Aigoo: stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.

Who said I vote Republican? I've voted Republican once in my life--and it happened to be for Bush 41, not 43.

I vote candidates, not parties. I've voted for Clinton, too.

And I'd have to ask your parents about being sad about the occasion of a child's birth--mine were quite happy about mine. Stop projecting.



cache.ohinternet.com
Seriously? That's all you got?
2013-04-14 11:24:30 PM
1 votes:

hershy799: Is it just me, or does anybody else find Jenna to be the cuter of the Bush Twins? Barbara looks like her face was beaten with the ugly stick pretty hard


It's just you.  Jenna looks like her dad in a wig.
2013-04-14 11:07:34 PM
1 votes:
I can talk about doing nasty dirty things famous peoples daughters, but I'd be hard pressed to deal with the parents. With Bush as an example, the small talk would get awkward.

Now, flings I could go for. Flings are always a good thing.
2013-04-14 11:03:45 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.


Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.
2013-04-14 11:02:18 PM
1 votes:

zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?


No, but I suspect it'd be more acceptable if she did than it was when her great-grandfather did.
2013-04-14 11:00:39 PM
1 votes:
www.omemo.co.il
2013-04-14 10:50:38 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to spew all kinds ill will towards a newborn, that'll teach Bush.

Heh heh heh.

/I'm so clever.
//And I'll do the same for Obama's daughters.
2013-04-14 10:50:26 PM
1 votes:
Ahh yes, the hypocrisy in this thread is delicious.
2013-04-14 10:49:40 PM
1 votes:

ChrisDe: Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.


60 comments for the predictable butthurt to start up? Fark, I am disappoint.
2013-04-14 10:33:44 PM
1 votes:
Well, much as I don't like the Bush clan, congratulations to Jenna. Hopefully the baby is healthy. And in the event of fetal alcohol syndrome and/or psychological difficulties, I'm sure she'll be well taken care of.

/Best wishes
//Seriously
2013-04-14 10:31:13 PM
1 votes:
Congrats to Jenna, the birth of a child is a happy occasion regardless of what you believe or political allegiances are.

That being said:

Her sister, Barbara the Second, is the hotter of the two.
2013-04-14 10:26:09 PM
1 votes:
At least it wasn't a boy
Samuel Bush
Prescott Bush

/Slacks Hagar is an awesome name for a girl.
2013-04-14 10:23:36 PM
1 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com
assets.nydailynews.com
2013-04-14 10:21:17 PM
1 votes:
why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.
2013-04-14 10:10:41 PM
1 votes:
I know what we're all thinking. Do the drapes match the rug?
2013-04-14 07:17:30 PM
1 votes:

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?
 
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