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(CNN)   Jenna Bush gives birth to the 57th president of the United States   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 47
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2013-04-14 10:31:13 PM  
4 votes:
Congrats to Jenna, the birth of a child is a happy occasion regardless of what you believe or political allegiances are.

That being said:

Her sister, Barbara the Second, is the hotter of the two.
2013-04-14 07:14:26 PM  
4 votes:
Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.

Speaking of whom...

I'll be the guy in the Ford 250 driving around the ranch with the grandchild," George W. Bush said.

Probably on his lap a'la Britney.

Later this month, the 43rd president will open his presidential library, situated on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

I'm imagining a lot of pop up books, books that include crayons and the rest with tons of pages that just say [redacted]
2013-04-15 04:13:00 AM  
3 votes:

Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.


Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.
2013-04-14 11:16:24 PM  
3 votes:

Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


Nice deflection.

But Obama is still better than Bush. And this isn't about Obama, it's about Bush.

Being a war criminal.

Not Obama.
2013-04-14 10:38:07 PM  
3 votes:
Yaaaa.. this headline gave me a sad.  That family has done so much for us...

www.charlock.org
2013-04-14 10:30:11 PM  
3 votes:

praymantis: So based on you qualifications LBJ is a war criminal also because of our involvement in Vietnam after the Golf of Ton kin incident? You really are an idiot.


I'm not sure I would qualify LBJ as a war criminal but the Vietnam war was certainly a stupid, senseless waste of blood and treasure.

If you believe otherwise you are an idiot.

See also:

If you believe Bush and Co did not deliberately distort intelligence in order to sell a war to the American people.

If you believe that the enhanced interrogation techniques ordered by him were not torture.
2013-04-14 05:45:46 PM  
3 votes:
I can't believe what I am about to admit, I care more about the birth of the Kardashian baby.

I don't feel better because I said that.
2013-04-15 02:22:06 AM  
2 votes:
Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal


Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

You are telling me what my standards are now?

Has Obama started a war of aggression by lying over and over and over again?

A war that's left over 100k dead and torn apart thousands of families and left millions of refugees in it's wake?

Or has he closed down military operations in one war and is starting to do the samew for the other?

Did he initiate torture as an instrument of statecraft?

No, okay well then STFU you're a moron spouting BSAB bullshiat.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.

Seriously L2Read.

Like that piece you just quoted in which I congratulated Jenna on her new baby and said I harbored no ill will towards her.

The two cracks I made after that were at her dad and that guy's Cheerio I will cheerfully piss in till one of us is gone.
2013-04-14 11:54:01 PM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.

Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?


I'd vote for Meghan McCain all night long.

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2013-04-14 11:17:50 PM  
2 votes:

Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.



The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.
2013-04-14 10:33:46 PM  
2 votes:
What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.
2013-04-14 10:29:40 PM  
2 votes:
Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.
2013-04-15 11:07:12 AM  
1 votes:
cellar.org


/Not Jenna
//And, yes, I would.
2013-04-15 10:49:21 AM  
1 votes:
Congratulations. I don't harbor any ill will to the kids.
2013-04-15 07:59:11 AM  
1 votes:

JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.


But Palin's down syndrome kid is totally legit, amirite?

You really don't see the hypocrisy? Oh, right, because it is your political team.

Leave all their kids out of it. Even the adult ones. They had nothing to do with their parents, just as you don't. Bush, Obama, Palin, Clinton... everyone.
2013-04-15 04:20:29 AM  
1 votes:

Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.


They haven't gotten stumble down drunk in public, or pregnant yet.
They also haven't gone out of their way to stay in the limelight despite having no talent either.
2013-04-15 04:19:49 AM  
1 votes:

JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.


Sarah Palin's kids don't count though.

They're either babies or mentally retarded, so they can't be affected by this sort of thing.
2013-04-15 03:39:16 AM  
1 votes:
Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.
2013-04-15 01:11:05 AM  
1 votes:

Eponymous: rosebud_the_sled: Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.

ever get out of your parent's basement much?


Actually, I grew up in my parents basement before I left to put myself through the university and then started my first company.  Are you one of my employees?
2013-04-15 12:59:44 AM  
1 votes:

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated. I'd get my reward in heaven.


Durka durka.....mohammed jihad.
2013-04-15 12:53:14 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.


We like you, too.
2013-04-15 12:33:56 AM  
1 votes:
Think of what the world could have been like if the sharks got to George HW Bush before that sub did.
2013-04-15 12:10:38 AM  
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.


THAT was a thing of beauty!
2013-04-15 12:05:24 AM  
1 votes:

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


It's an excuse to bring out the good old Bush hate mongering.

But as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.

Yeah I know "B-B-But it's Bush so it's okay when WE do it!"
2013-04-14 11:49:05 PM  
1 votes:

Aigoo: I value freedom--liberty--so my opinion is that they're equally awful.


Laying it on a bit too thick there. But you did get some bites so I guess all in all you've earned about a 6/10.
2013-04-14 11:29:55 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.

Nice deflection.

But Obama is still better than Bush.


Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I value freedom--liberty--so my opinion is that they're equally awful. Stating your opinion as fact doesn't make it fact, it makes it your opinion, stated in such a manner as to make it appear that anyone who disagrees with you is denying established fact when what they are denying is actually agreement with your opinion. Do you comprehend the difference? And it's not a deflection to truthfully state that one must apply the same standard across the board, regardless of party affiliation.

But hey--let's just go ahead and biatch about bringing up the current President's name, when several others have been named, even though the current President has continued and expanded on the policies of the President we want to attack. It's okay when the current President does the same shiat because he's got a different letter after his name, and we like the party that letter represents, so that makes it perfectly acceptable now when it wasn't when the other guy did it.

Bunch of farking hypocrites.
2013-04-14 11:12:30 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal


Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.
2013-04-14 11:07:06 PM  
1 votes:
Hopefully the kid didn't inherit the Nazi gene from her great-great grandpappy Prescott.

Grandma Laura strikes me as an intelligent and basically decent person, and I've always had a lot of respect for great-granddad George HW (didn't agree with him on much, but I have respect for the guy). So the kid has some chance of turning out well.
2013-04-14 11:00:39 PM  
1 votes:
www.omemo.co.il
2013-04-14 10:43:19 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.


You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.
2013-04-14 10:41:24 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


The one who flashed her Bush.
2013-04-14 10:40:41 PM  
1 votes:
mikiesmedicalstore.com
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.
2013-04-14 10:35:05 PM  
1 votes:
www.youknow-forkids.com

How about "no"
2013-04-14 10:33:44 PM  
1 votes:
Well, much as I don't like the Bush clan, congratulations to Jenna. Hopefully the baby is healthy. And in the event of fetal alcohol syndrome and/or psychological difficulties, I'm sure she'll be well taken care of.

/Best wishes
//Seriously
2013-04-14 10:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
images.encyclopediadramatica.se

/adds one to the list
2013-04-14 10:26:13 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
"My daughter had a kid... That means I'm finally a goodparent."
2013-04-14 10:23:36 PM  
1 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com
assets.nydailynews.com
2013-04-14 10:23:30 PM  
1 votes:
And Margaret Thatcher is reincarnated.
2013-04-14 10:23:02 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.


So based on you qualifications LBJ is a war criminal also because of our involvement in Vietnam after the Golf of Ton kin incident? You really are an idiot.
2013-04-14 10:21:01 PM  
1 votes:
Good for her. It seems like just yesterday...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-14 10:14:34 PM  
1 votes:
Gaah... I am always creeped out at how she basically looks like a female version of her father.
2013-04-14 10:07:56 PM  
1 votes:
Since this is Fark, I'll just say "You guys" can talk Hillary and Chelsea out of running, we'll talk to Jeb and all the other Bushes.
2013-04-14 10:03:21 PM  
1 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: TommyymmoT: Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!

The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.

I'm sure Cheney made him change out his colostomy bag.


Cheney tricked him into it.
He said it was space food.
2013-04-14 07:12:08 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.
2013-04-14 06:28:50 PM  
1 votes:
huh.  I thought their species reproduced asexually.  learn something new every day I guess.
2013-04-14 06:16:02 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Kind of the same question I have with the Kardashian?
2013-04-14 06:07:35 PM  
1 votes:
Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?
 
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