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(CNN)   Jenna Bush gives birth to the 57th president of the United States   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 190
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2013-04-15 02:22:06 AM  
Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal


Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

You are telling me what my standards are now?

Has Obama started a war of aggression by lying over and over and over again?

A war that's left over 100k dead and torn apart thousands of families and left millions of refugees in it's wake?

Or has he closed down military operations in one war and is starting to do the samew for the other?

Did he initiate torture as an instrument of statecraft?

No, okay well then STFU you're a moron spouting BSAB bullshiat.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.

Seriously L2Read.

Like that piece you just quoted in which I congratulated Jenna on her new baby and said I harbored no ill will towards her.

The two cracks I made after that were at her dad and that guy's Cheerio I will cheerfully piss in till one of us is gone.
 
2013-04-15 03:39:16 AM  
Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.
 
2013-04-15 04:13:00 AM  

Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.


Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.
 
2013-04-15 04:19:49 AM  

JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.


Sarah Palin's kids don't count though.

They're either babies or mentally retarded, so they can't be affected by this sort of thing.
 
2013-04-15 04:20:27 AM  
Did it look something like this?

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2013-04-15 04:20:29 AM  

Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.


They haven't gotten stumble down drunk in public, or pregnant yet.
They also haven't gone out of their way to stay in the limelight despite having no talent either.
 
2013-04-15 05:07:54 AM  

super_grass: JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.

Sarah Palin's kids don't count though.

They're either babies or mentally retarded, so they can't be affected by this sort of thing.


What are you going on about? Is this one of those things where you can't argue the point so you try to move the goalposts?
 
2013-04-15 05:48:52 AM  

super_grass: JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.

Sarah Palin's kids don't count though.

They're either babies or mentally retarded, so they can't be affected by this sort of thing.


No one criticized the Palin kids, except maybe the older ones that are adults.  In fact the one that was born just before her VP run seems to be smarter than Mrs Moose Droppings.  Most of us just feel sorry for who they got stuck with for parents.
 
2013-04-15 06:53:13 AM  
Not directly related to anyone currently in office or with any political influence... how is this political news?
 
2013-04-15 07:06:03 AM  

ChrisDe: Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.


Yep.
 
2013-04-15 07:18:16 AM  

randomjsa: as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.


People hate Bush for what he did. People hate Obama for what he is.
 
2013-04-15 07:25:09 AM  

eggrolls: I'd vote for Meghan McCain all night long.

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If she still needs a baby in her, I am completely available
 
2013-04-15 07:31:00 AM  
Since I like to believe that I'm a better human being than conservative writer John Derbyshire (who you'll remember "satirically" called for the murder of Chelsea Clinton before she got a chance to have children), I'll just wish the new mother well.
 
2013-04-15 07:31:21 AM  

tacchimonster: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
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Wow. That. Is. Disturbing
 
2013-04-15 07:40:17 AM  
Yea Grand babies!
 
2013-04-15 07:59:11 AM  

JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.


But Palin's down syndrome kid is totally legit, amirite?

You really don't see the hypocrisy? Oh, right, because it is your political team.

Leave all their kids out of it. Even the adult ones. They had nothing to do with their parents, just as you don't. Bush, Obama, Palin, Clinton... everyone.
 
2013-04-15 08:02:23 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb


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2013-04-15 08:06:24 AM  
Why are they calling her Mila if her name is Margaret Laura?  Mila is not short for either of those.
 
2013-04-15 08:14:08 AM  
So she's a breeder, it's the most work she's ever gonna do.  Remember Jenna, You're unique . . .  just like everybody else.

meh-

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2013-04-15 08:20:13 AM  
well, at least Jenna is good at something, besides inheriting daddy's wealth.
 
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2013-04-15 08:24:03 AM  

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


Ah, got ya. She's the one with the "crazy-in-the-eyes" goin' on.
 
2013-04-15 08:54:33 AM  
Proof that Jenna has deviated from doing anal only.
 
2013-04-15 08:55:13 AM  

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


Jenna is the one with the snout.
 
2013-04-15 09:12:00 AM  

HotWingAgenda: megarian: HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.

We like you, too.

*clicks profile*

Rawr!  Grrrr, stampa stampa....

*notices locale*

Whoa, I don't have a deathwish.


Yeah. We eat people over here.

And crack. We eat crack.
 
2013-04-15 09:13:32 AM  
www.fedupusa.org

Seriously, after having 2 Bushes become president, I think the country won't allow another one in office no matter how well qualified he/she is - sorry Jeb, your bro screwed you over.
 
2013-04-15 09:28:07 AM  
Apart from a few words in some pro-gay rights video this year, we sadly almost never see anything about the hotter, unmarried Bush twin. I like to think she's got some serious Dark Passenger issues going on--maybe an obscenely huge cocaine addiction, history of bunny boiling, or other psycho-hosebeast sort of stuff. It just adds to her mystique.
 
2013-04-15 09:34:28 AM  
Came for the farklibs 2 minutes hate.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-15 09:42:28 AM  

pnome: Came for the farklibs 2 minutes hate.  Leaving satisfied.


Just like when the right makes fun of the Obama girls? Who are way younger and way less able to defend themselves.
 
2013-04-15 09:46:16 AM  

Marcintosh: So she's a breeder, it's the most work she's ever gonna do.  Remember Jenna, You're unique . . .  just like everybody else.

meh-

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One child at age 31, makes you a breeder?
 
2013-04-15 09:59:17 AM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


It's a troll; giving people the chance to out themselves as the hypocritical hate mongers they really are.  You for instance.
 
2013-04-15 10:17:54 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


All I know if she is the RINO one and hates Palin. I think she moonlights as a reporter for NBC also.
 
2013-04-15 10:49:21 AM  
Congratulations. I don't harbor any ill will to the kids.
 
2013-04-15 11:07:12 AM  
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/Not Jenna
//And, yes, I would.
 
2013-04-15 11:44:12 AM  
crooksandliars.com
 
2013-04-15 01:13:41 PM  
the baby at a few days old would be better than the moron in the white house now
 
2013-04-15 01:16:09 PM  

The Missing Link: the baby at a few days old would be better than the moron in the white house now


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2013-04-15 01:43:35 PM  

machoprogrammer: JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.

But Palin's down syndrome kid is totally legit, amirite?

You really don't see the hypocrisy? Oh, right, because it is your political team.

Leave all their kids out of it. Even the adult ones. They had nothing to do with their parents, just as you don't. Bush, Obama, Palin, Clinton... everyone.


Again... what is with the attempt at a redirection? Additionally, I don't have a  political team... I'm an independent. I do find it odd that I call out Cobataiwan for wanting to trash the Obama kids and the few people who replied to me instantly jump onto some Palin bandwagon (which hadn't been mentioned at all in the thread until you guys brought it up). Sorry... but you don't get to defend the guy who wishes he could attack the Obama kids and then claim the moral high ground.
 
2013-04-15 02:00:43 PM  

Sherman Potter: What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.


Know how I know you don't know what irony is?

/Sherman T. Potter
 
2013-04-16 01:22:02 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Sherman Potter: What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.

Know how I know you don't know what irony is?

/Sherman T. Potter


Please explain.
 
2013-04-16 11:52:04 AM  
I feel about Jenna Bush the same way I feel about Bristol Palin: she did the best she could with the family she had.
 
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