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2013-04-14 11:21:27 PM  
blogs.friendlybeings.com

Took 'em long enough.
 
2013-04-14 11:24:30 PM  

hershy799: Is it just me, or does anybody else find Jenna to be the cuter of the Bush Twins? Barbara looks like her face was beaten with the ugly stick pretty hard


It's just you.  Jenna looks like her dad in a wig.
 
2013-04-14 11:26:45 PM  

jaytkay: Good for her. It seems like just yesterday...

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Close...

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2013-04-14 11:29:27 PM  

Aigoo: stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.

Who said I vote Republican? I've voted Republican once in my life--and it happened to be for Bush 41, not 43.

I vote candidates, not parties. I've voted for Clinton, too.

And I'd have to ask your parents about being sad about the occasion of a child's birth--mine were quite happy about mine. Stop projecting.



cache.ohinternet.com
Seriously? That's all you got?
 
2013-04-14 11:29:55 PM  

super_grass: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.

Nice deflection.

But Obama is still better than Bush.


Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I value freedom--liberty--so my opinion is that they're equally awful. Stating your opinion as fact doesn't make it fact, it makes it your opinion, stated in such a manner as to make it appear that anyone who disagrees with you is denying established fact when what they are denying is actually agreement with your opinion. Do you comprehend the difference? And it's not a deflection to truthfully state that one must apply the same standard across the board, regardless of party affiliation.

But hey--let's just go ahead and biatch about bringing up the current President's name, when several others have been named, even though the current President has continued and expanded on the policies of the President we want to attack. It's okay when the current President does the same shiat because he's got a different letter after his name, and we like the party that letter represents, so that makes it perfectly acceptable now when it wasn't when the other guy did it.

Bunch of farking hypocrites.
 
2013-04-14 11:30:56 PM  

stoli n coke: Aigoo: stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.

Who said I vote Republican? I've voted Republican once in my life--and it happened to be for Bush 41, not 43.

I vote candidates, not parties. I've voted for Clinton, too.

And I'd have to ask your parents about being sad about the occasion of a child's birth--mine were quite happy about mine. Stop projecting.


[cache.ohinternet.com image 491x398]
Seriously? That's all you got?


Nope. See above, little man.
 
2013-04-14 11:31:15 PM  
I don't know who you think you are, subby, or what you're trying to get away with, but giving away this sort of information is FORBIDDEN, and the Time Team will catch you. We will catch you, we will bring you back to your own time, and you will face a number of very serious charges relating to time-travel, IF everything's even there when we get back.

/yeesh, first Hitler, now this - why I got into time-travel I'll never remember...
 
2013-04-14 11:34:33 PM  
www.bluraywire.com
 
2013-04-14 11:34:54 PM  
CSB1/  I was at Chuy's (Tex-Mex bar and restaurant) in Austin, TX the same day the Bush twins got busted drinking illegally in 2001.

CSB2/ I was also at the Outlet Malls in San Marcos, TX when they cleared the ladies changing rooms so they sisters could try things on while the Secret Service bodyguards guarded the main entrance. A lot of ladies left in utter disgust. I mean what were we going to do, poke them with hangers?

Needless to say, I'm fortunate I never bumped into either of the silver spoon fed over-privileged brats.  Based on friends that attended the University of Texas with Jenna at the same time, she wasn't the nicest of girls.  but I suppose people can change and I hope she has.
 
2013-04-14 11:43:10 PM  
She's got the brains and the looks that kill,
Want to see her butt on a ten dollar bill,
Ready your vote for her ballot box,
You've got to admit it, she's a fox,
Keep marching on,
Soldier of love,
Jenna Bush Army,
You can't stop her!
Jenna Bush Army

I don't care who blows up the world,
I only care about that girl,
Men of America, storm the election,
When in doubt follow your erection,
Call up your congressman and i say quote,
"sir i'm horny and i vote"
 
2013-04-14 11:44:32 PM  

jaytkay: "Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager "

"Mila" in quotes? They give them preppy nicknames at birth?

/ Bapp Romney approves


I think that is a way of showing that they plan to use the name "Mila" rather than calling her Maggie or Laurie. Mila is apparently the name of her paternal grandmother (the John H. Hager's wife).

In the US and Canadian Census records I consult, first and middle names swap back and forth quite often between census-takings, usually, I think, when the middle name is preferred to the first name in daily use. Or perhaps people just misremember. Some of the census takers had beautiful penmanship and clearly did their work very carefully, while others were barely literate and mishear or mispell names wildly.

In France, they typically use a legally sanctioned saint's name for the first name (or something like Jean-Marie) and use the middle name as the child's de facto name. Otherwise, everybody would be named Jean, or Joseph, or Marie, or have some ancient and difficult name like Herminégilde or Théophraste. They sneak around the restriction on unauthorized names that way. The French don't allow idiots to name their children something ridiculous that will follow them through life like a millstone chained to their neck. Gubbermint does have its paternalistic and solicitous side. The Nanny State is only wrong about as often as Nanny.
 
2013-04-14 11:44:50 PM  
Is the FAS already apparent?
 
2013-04-14 11:49:00 PM  
So we'll be going back to Iraq to avenge Grandpappy Bush all over again sometime around 2068. Nice to know, hopefully I'll have popped my clogs by then.
 
2013-04-14 11:49:05 PM  

Aigoo: I value freedom--liberty--so my opinion is that they're equally awful.


Laying it on a bit too thick there. But you did get some bites so I guess all in all you've earned about a 6/10.
 
2013-04-14 11:53:07 PM  
"She was born last night, April 13, at 8:43pm in New York City. We met our beautiful granddaughter today. Jenna and Mila are healthy. And our family is elated," they continued.

media-1.web.britannica.com

"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked up my daughter will hear from all of us soon."
 
2013-04-14 11:54:01 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.

Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?


I'd vote for Meghan McCain all night long.

i19.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-14 11:55:34 PM  

sno man: Snotnose: Richard Freckle: I can't believe what I am about to admit

Jenna Bush is back down to the "hittable after 9 beers"

I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits... you might need nine, but she won't.  And the bit I'm looking for seems to not be online, dafuq?


The one where they get trapped in the crate? Because I lol'd.

"Because fark you...my Dad's the president! Are you gonna drink that? Do you wanna see my boobs?"
 
2013-04-15 12:00:57 AM  
...hahaha...like a Republican will ever be elected President again. (especially a white female).
 
2013-04-15 12:01:50 AM  

brantgoose: jaytkay: "Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager "

"Mila" in quotes? They give them preppy nicknames at birth?

/ Bapp Romney approves

I think that is a way of showing that they plan to use the name "Mila" rather than calling her Maggie or Laurie. Mila is apparently the name of her paternal grandmother (the John H. Hager's wife).

In the US and Canadian Census records I consult, first and middle names swap back and forth quite often between census-takings, usually, I think, when the middle name is preferred to the first name in daily use. Or perhaps people just misremember. Some of the census takers had beautiful penmanship and clearly did their work very carefully, while others were barely literate and mishear or mispell names wildly.

In France, they typically use a legally sanctioned saint's name for the first name (or something like Jean-Marie) and use the middle name as the child's de facto name. Otherwise, everybody would be named Jean, or Joseph, or Marie, or have some ancient and difficult name like Herminégilde or Théophraste. They sneak around the restriction on unauthorized names that way. The French don't allow idiots to name their children something ridiculous that will follow them through life like a millstone chained to their neck. Gubbermint does have its paternalistic and solicitous side. The Nanny State is only wrong about as often as Nanny.


Yeah I bet they totally considered Canadian and French precedent when they invented her douchey fake-preppy nickname.
 
2013-04-15 12:04:29 AM  
Yay! A new Bush baby! Congrats to the whole clan!
 
2013-04-15 12:05:24 AM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


It's an excuse to bring out the good old Bush hate mongering.

But as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.

Yeah I know "B-B-But it's Bush so it's okay when WE do it!"
 
2013-04-15 12:07:55 AM  

Weaver95: huh.  I thought their species reproduced asexually.  learn something new every day I guess.


Hurrr durrrr.
 
2013-04-15 12:09:00 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.


ever get out of your parent's basement much?
 
2013-04-15 12:10:17 AM  

randomjsa: TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.

It's an excuse to bring out the good old Bush hate mongering.

But as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.

Yeah I know "B-B-But it's Bush so it's okay when WE do it!"



Randomnomore2, cross for one. Randomnomore2, your cross is ready.
Seriously, change your tampon, already. The bears are starting to gather.
 
2013-04-15 12:10:38 AM  

stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.


THAT was a thing of beauty!
 
2013-04-15 12:20:12 AM  
I mean, I wish her well I guess, good job Lady.

Now, hopefully you can manage to raise a kid that isn't just a little Joffrey Lannister Bush.

I rate the chances of that low to near nil though.
 
2013-04-15 12:26:18 AM  

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


Um, exactly how does your post help to create a vitriolic atmosphere of bile, hate, puke and puss for what is obviously a political issue?
 
2013-04-15 12:29:09 AM  

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


A Bingo!
 
2013-04-15 12:29:47 AM  
Damn. The older she's gotten, the more she's started to look like her parents. I don't ever think I've seen someone who so clearly looks like both their parents. Her face actually looks like some kind of photoshopped composite.
 
2013-04-15 12:30:52 AM  
And so the legacy continues

horrornews.net
 
2013-04-15 12:33:56 AM  
Think of what the world could have been like if the sharks got to George HW Bush before that sub did.
 
2013-04-15 12:34:46 AM  

neongoats: I mean, I wish her well I guess, good job Lady.

Now, hopefully you can manage to raise a kid that isn't just a little Joffrey Lannister Bush.

I rate the chances of that low to near nil though.


On the contrary, Jenna Bush doesn't even have a brother.

/As far as we know.
//Twincest is required for Joffreys.
 
2013-04-15 12:34:49 AM  

HighOnCraic:


I was going to ask why we must always reduce women's value to if they are hot or not. As if a woman's prime worth is her vagina and surrounding flesh. Then I see your post and realize the Bush girls did that to themselves by posing for a glamor shot in Maxim.

So, yeah, the other broad is hotter.
 
2013-04-15 12:40:59 AM  

DoctorCal: Is the FAS already apparent?


Read my mind.

This might come into play as well
 
2013-04-15 12:43:14 AM  
We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb
 
2013-04-15 12:50:35 AM  

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-15 12:51:42 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb


You should be glad you didn't or you'll end up a Fark headline and a possibly bubba's new girlfriend - if you manage to live.

I WILL, however, steal your post, replace "Bush" with "Obama", repost during the next political circle jerk, and watch the spittle fly.
 
2013-04-15 12:53:14 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.


We like you, too.
 
2013-04-15 12:57:37 AM  

super_grass: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb

You should be glad you didn't or you'll end up a Fark headline and a possibly bubba's new girlfriend - if you manage to live.

I WILL, however, steal your post, replace "Bush" with "Obama", repost during the next political circle jerk, and watch the spittle fly.


Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated.  I'd get my reward in heaven.

Wanting to do the same to Obama just makes you a moron.
 
2013-04-15 12:59:44 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated. I'd get my reward in heaven.


Durka durka.....mohammed jihad.
 
2013-04-15 12:59:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-15 01:02:37 AM  

eggrolls: OtherLittleGuy: Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.

Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?

I'd vote for Meghan McCain all night long.


I would vote the fark out of her.
 
2013-04-15 01:07:02 AM  
She looks like her daddy in drag.
 
2013-04-15 01:09:49 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: super_grass: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb

You should be glad you didn't or you'll end up a Fark headline and a possibly bubba's new girlfriend - if you manage to live.

I WILL, however, steal your post, replace "Bush" with "Obama", repost during the next political circle jerk, and watch the spittle fly.

Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated.  I'd get my reward in heaven.

Wanting to do the same to Obama just makes you a moron.


WHARGARBL!

WHAR!
 
2013-04-15 01:11:05 AM  

Eponymous: rosebud_the_sled: Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.

ever get out of your parent's basement much?


Actually, I grew up in my parents basement before I left to put myself through the university and then started my first company.  Are you one of my employees?
 
2013-04-15 01:23:51 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Eponymous: rosebud_the_sled: Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.

ever get out of your parent's basement much?

Actually, I grew up in my parents basement before I left to put myself through the university and then started my first company.  Are you one of my employees?


I really hope you think more of your employees than you imply. I am assuming your intention was to make Eponymous sound like a douche.
 
2013-04-15 01:52:02 AM  

megarian: HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.

We like you, too.


*clicks profile*

Rawr!  Grrrr, stampa stampa....

*notices locale*

Whoa, I don't have a deathwish.
 
2013-04-15 01:59:45 AM  
Buttah face
 
2013-04-15 02:18:40 AM  

Mistymtnhop: Yay! A new Bush baby! Congrats to the whole clan!


whsapes.pbworks.com
 
2013-04-15 02:21:38 AM  

VJStinger: Mistymtnhop: Yay! A new Bush baby! Congrats to the whole clan!

[whsapes.pbworks.com image 430x367]


Barbara the Elder has really let herself go.

/Does anyone really buy that phony Aunt Bea act?
 
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