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(CNN)   Jenna Bush gives birth to the 57th president of the United States   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 190
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2013-04-14 10:30:11 PM  

praymantis: So based on you qualifications LBJ is a war criminal also because of our involvement in Vietnam after the Golf of Ton kin incident? You really are an idiot.


I'm not sure I would qualify LBJ as a war criminal but the Vietnam war was certainly a stupid, senseless waste of blood and treasure.

If you believe otherwise you are an idiot.

See also:

If you believe Bush and Co did not deliberately distort intelligence in order to sell a war to the American people.

If you believe that the enhanced interrogation techniques ordered by him were not torture.
 
2013-04-14 10:31:08 PM  
images.encyclopediadramatica.se

/adds one to the list
 
2013-04-14 10:31:13 PM  
Congrats to Jenna, the birth of a child is a happy occasion regardless of what you believe or political allegiances are.

That being said:

Her sister, Barbara the Second, is the hotter of the two.
 
2013-04-14 10:33:44 PM  
Well, much as I don't like the Bush clan, congratulations to Jenna. Hopefully the baby is healthy. And in the event of fetal alcohol syndrome and/or psychological difficulties, I'm sure she'll be well taken care of.

/Best wishes
//Seriously
 
2013-04-14 10:33:46 PM  
What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.
 
2013-04-14 10:35:05 PM  
www.youknow-forkids.com

How about "no"
 
2013-04-14 10:35:44 PM  
Good to hear everyone is doing fine.

Hopefully the kid would be killed in a pointless war in 20 years or so.

That would be tragic
 
2013-04-14 10:36:38 PM  
errr... make that  "won't be.."
 
2013-04-14 10:38:07 PM  
Yaaaa.. this headline gave me a sad.  That family has done so much for us...

www.charlock.org
 
2013-04-14 10:40:40 PM  
A Bush emerged from another Bush. Congratulations to the happy couple.
 
2013-04-14 10:40:41 PM  
mikiesmedicalstore.com
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.
 
2013-04-14 10:41:24 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


The one who flashed her Bush.
 
2013-04-14 10:42:03 PM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


Hey, don't blame me.

I put my headline in FarkDiscussion, where irrelevance goes to die!
 
2013-04-14 10:43:19 PM  

Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.


You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.
 
2013-04-14 10:44:16 PM  

reillan: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

The one who flashed her Bush.


I missed that one....seriously?
 
2013-04-14 10:46:45 PM  

Dougie AXP: reillan: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

The one who flashed her Bush.

I missed that one....seriously?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-14 10:46:45 PM  
sorry s ubby, but according to all my right wing fb friends obama is going to declare himself emperor or something and form a union with canada and mexico and make us all muslins or  something.
 
2013-04-14 10:47:01 PM  
I didn't think we would have any new presidents after Obama the 1st?
 
2013-04-14 10:49:40 PM  

ChrisDe: Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.


60 comments for the predictable butthurt to start up? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-04-14 10:50:26 PM  
Ahh yes, the hypocrisy in this thread is delicious.
 
2013-04-14 10:50:38 PM  
I'm going to spew all kinds ill will towards a newborn, that'll teach Bush.

Heh heh heh.

/I'm so clever.
//And I'll do the same for Obama's daughters.
 
2013-04-14 10:53:25 PM  
I'm really impressed.  The Mayans were only off by several months.
 
2013-04-14 10:53:38 PM  
I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.
 
2013-04-14 10:54:41 PM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


Man up, Nancy.  It's not news, it's...


 androidactivist.org
 
2013-04-14 10:56:37 PM  

super_grass: I'm going to spew all kinds ill will towards a newborn, that'll teach Bush.

Heh heh heh.

/I'm so clever.
//And I'll do the same for Obama's daughters.


You might be a little delicate for fark.  Try this.
 
2013-04-14 10:58:08 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: I'm going to spew all kinds ill will towards a newborn, that'll teach Bush.

Heh heh heh.

/I'm so clever.
//And I'll do the same for Obama's daughters.

You might be a little delicate for fark.  Try this.


That was 3 edgy 5 me.
 
2013-04-14 11:00:03 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.



Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.
 
2013-04-14 11:00:39 PM  
www.omemo.co.il
 
2013-04-14 11:01:00 PM  
Number 57 is as many presidents in the future as Herbert Hoover was in the past.  Hoover was elected 85 years ago.
 
2013-04-14 11:02:18 PM  

Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.


Wow.  You go farther than I do, but I admire your commitment to justice.
 
2013-04-14 11:02:18 PM  

zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?


No, but I suspect it'd be more acceptable if she did than it was when her great-grandfather did.
 
2013-04-14 11:03:45 PM  

Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.


Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.
 
2013-04-14 11:06:00 PM  

HighOnCraic: [www.omemo.co.il image 295x312]


Oh yes, Barbara the Second...soooo hot
 
2013-04-14 11:06:52 PM  

Aigoo: zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?

No, but I suspect it'd be more acceptable if she did than it was when her great-grandfather did.


Hell, they'd probably pay her to do it.
 
2013-04-14 11:07:06 PM  
Hopefully the kid didn't inherit the Nazi gene from her great-great grandpappy Prescott.

Grandma Laura strikes me as an intelligent and basically decent person, and I've always had a lot of respect for great-granddad George HW (didn't agree with him on much, but I have respect for the guy). So the kid has some chance of turning out well.
 
2013-04-14 11:07:34 PM  
I can talk about doing nasty dirty things famous peoples daughters, but I'd be hard pressed to deal with the parents. With Bush as an example, the small talk would get awkward.

Now, flings I could go for. Flings are always a good thing.
 
2013-04-14 11:08:11 PM  

machoprogrammer: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.


America nas never never started a war through falsehoods and half-truths or mess with foreign lands that never posed a direct threat to the U.S. or caused the deaths of countless civilians in its military actions before Bush.

Truefax.
 
2013-04-14 11:11:11 PM  
OH hell no!
 
2013-04-14 11:12:30 PM  

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal


Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.
 
2013-04-14 11:12:34 PM  
That assumes a lot of one-termers.
 
2013-04-14 11:13:05 PM  
Is it just me, or does anybody else find Jenna to be the cuter of the Bush Twins? Barbara looks like her face was beaten with the ugly stick pretty hard
 
2013-04-14 11:16:24 PM  

Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


Nice deflection.

But Obama is still better than Bush. And this isn't about Obama, it's about Bush.

Being a war criminal.

Not Obama.
 
2013-04-14 11:16:43 PM  

HighOnCraic: [www.omemo.co.il image 295x312]


I would be a Republican if that were not a Photoshop
 
2013-04-14 11:17:08 PM  
Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.
 
2013-04-14 11:17:48 PM  

super_grass: machoprogrammer: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.

America nas never never started a war through falsehoods and half-truths or mess with foreign lands that never posed a direct threat to the U.S. or caused the deaths of countless civilians in its military actions before Bush.

Truefax.


Then you are not aware of "truefax." Like the "truefac" that Lady Bird Johnson owned controlling stock in Bell Helicopter. Guess who provided most of the helicopters to the US Army during Viet Nam? (at least, according to the guys on the flight line during Viet Nam...)

Lots of little tidbits fall in the half-truth and falsehood category from the 50s-90s for military actions we engaged in. Educate yourself.
 
2013-04-14 11:17:50 PM  

Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.



The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.
 
2013-04-14 11:18:12 PM  

jaytkay: HighOnCraic: [www.omemo.co.il image 295x312]

I would be a Republican if that were not a Photoshop


[it'sstillrealtome]
 
2013-04-14 11:18:50 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Wow.  You go farther than I do, but I admire your commitment to justice.



You'll never see any such "justice" happen as long as the fake "Two Party" (lol) system remains in place.

What BushCo did could not have been done without traitorous complicity from members of BOTH parties - people who remain in key positions of power to this day. They're not going to hold one another accountable. That would be suicide.

So you'll understand when I slam the "left" as well as the "right", no?

And obviously, whoever occupies the catbird seat at any given time is going be the recipient of my harshest criticism.
 
2013-04-14 11:21:07 PM  

stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.


Who said I vote Republican? I've voted Republican once in my life--and it happened to be for Bush 41, not 43.

I vote candidates, not parties. I've voted for Clinton, too.

And I'd have to ask your parents about being sad about the occasion of a child's birth--mine were quite happy about mine. Stop projecting.
 
2013-04-14 11:21:17 PM  

super_grass: machoprogrammer: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.

America nas never never started a war through falsehoods and half-truths or mess with foreign lands that never posed a direct threat to the U.S. or caused the deaths of countless civilians in its military actions before Bush.

Truefax.



LOLWUT???
 
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