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(CNN)   Jenna Bush gives birth to the 57th president of the United States   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 190
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2013-04-14 05:45:46 PM  
I can't believe what I am about to admit, I care more about the birth of the Kardashian baby.

I don't feel better because I said that.
 
2013-04-14 06:07:35 PM  
Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?
 
2013-04-14 06:16:02 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Kind of the same question I have with the Kardashian?
 
2013-04-14 06:28:50 PM  
huh.  I thought their species reproduced asexually.  learn something new every day I guess.
 
2013-04-14 06:36:31 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


It depends whether you define "preggers" as fat.
 
2013-04-14 07:01:24 PM  
She has kind of a fetal alcohol syndrome thing happening.
 
2013-04-14 07:12:08 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.
 
2013-04-14 07:14:26 PM  
Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.

Speaking of whom...

I'll be the guy in the Ford 250 driving around the ranch with the grandchild," George W. Bush said.

Probably on his lap a'la Britney.

Later this month, the 43rd president will open his presidential library, situated on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

I'm imagining a lot of pop up books, books that include crayons and the rest with tons of pages that just say [redacted]
 
2013-04-14 07:17:30 PM  

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?
 
2013-04-14 07:19:23 PM  

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.

Speaking of whom...

I'll be the guy in the Ford 250 driving around the ranch with the grandchild," George W. Bush said.

Probably on his lap a'la Britney.

Later this month, the 43rd president will open his presidential library, situated on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

I'm imagining a lot of pop up books, books that include crayons and the rest with tons of pages that just say [redacted]


I expect there to be at least one copy of My Pet Goat.
 
2013-04-14 07:21:22 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.

Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?


Not Jenna seems to be more of a privileged sociopath, which she likely inherited because she was named after Barbara Bush. So probably her.
 
2013-04-14 07:31:00 PM  
Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!
 
2013-04-14 07:41:23 PM  

Richard Freckle: I can't believe what I am about to admit


Jenna Bush is back down to the "hittable after 9 beers"
 
2013-04-14 07:41:46 PM  
Yeah, but have they narrowed down who the father is to less than 10 suspects yet?
 
2013-04-14 07:46:40 PM  

King Something: I expect there to be at least one copy of My Pet Goat.


Dammit, knew I forgot one. Good catch.

/Funnily enough I had just caught a snippet of Justin Trudeau's acceptance speech as the new Leader of the Liberal Party which had just ended before reading this political dynasty headline and clicking on the thread so I'm getting a real kick, eh?
 
2013-04-14 07:48:32 PM  
Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?
 
2013-04-14 07:50:54 PM  
zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?

Or killed a man while driving?
 
2013-04-14 08:18:23 PM  
While I do say congrats, I seriously hope that kid, or any others she or her sister may have, don't go into politics.
 
2013-04-14 08:19:16 PM  

zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?


ba dum pssh.
 
2013-04-14 08:24:36 PM  
Shut up, Dubya's grandkid.
 
2013-04-14 08:29:59 PM  

Snotnose: Richard Freckle: I can't believe what I am about to admit

Jenna Bush is back down to the "hittable after 9 beers"


I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits... you might need nine, but she won't.  And the bit I'm looking for seems to not be online, dafuq?
 
2013-04-14 08:44:43 PM  

sno man: I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits...


Well, here's one with Robot Chicken bits:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-14 09:07:04 PM  
The proud family has released a photo!

farm3.staticflickr.com

Awwww...she has grandpa's horns!
 
2013-04-14 09:08:19 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: sno man: I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits...

Well, here's one with Robot Chicken bits:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 300x400]


hehe...
 
2013-04-14 09:10:11 PM  

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.
 
2013-04-14 10:01:46 PM  

TommyymmoT: Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!

The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.


I'm sure Cheney made him change out his colostomy bag.
 
2013-04-14 10:03:21 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: TommyymmoT: Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!

The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.

I'm sure Cheney made him change out his colostomy bag.


Cheney tricked him into it.
He said it was space food.
 
2013-04-14 10:07:56 PM  
Since this is Fark, I'll just say "You guys" can talk Hillary and Chelsea out of running, we'll talk to Jeb and all the other Bushes.
 
2013-04-14 10:10:09 PM  
If you listen to her talk while your eyes are closed, you'd swear she was Joan Rivers.
 
2013-04-14 10:10:35 PM  
Was it on a landing strip or a good Replican natural bush?
 
2013-04-14 10:10:41 PM  
I know what we're all thinking. Do the drapes match the rug?
 
2013-04-14 10:11:36 PM  

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


That comment is so uncharacteristically unFarkish and seemingly sincere I really think you got misdirected from the Parents magazine forum.
 
2013-04-14 10:14:34 PM  
Gaah... I am always creeped out at how she basically looks like a female version of her father.
 
2013-04-14 10:15:15 PM  
There's no way the kid will be President. It's a girl.
 
2013-04-14 10:16:31 PM  
That's a nice picture of her. She looks so different without the floor of Maggie Mae's Pub attached to her back.
 
2013-04-14 10:17:42 PM  

oldfarthenry: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

It depends whether you define "preggers" as fat.


well, she's not "preggers" anymore, so...
 
2013-04-14 10:18:15 PM  

wambu: Was it on a landing strip or a good Replican natural bush?


th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-14 10:21:01 PM  
Good for her. It seems like just yesterday...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-14 10:21:17 PM  
why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.
 
2013-04-14 10:23:02 PM  

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.


So based on you qualifications LBJ is a war criminal also because of our involvement in Vietnam after the Golf of Ton kin incident? You really are an idiot.
 
2013-04-14 10:23:30 PM  
And Margaret Thatcher is reincarnated.
 
2013-04-14 10:23:36 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-04-14 10:24:58 PM  

Strongbeerrules: And Margaret Thatcher is reincarnated.


Ho. Lee. shiat.
 
2013-04-14 10:25:41 PM  
wasnt she good looking at some point?
 
2013-04-14 10:26:09 PM  
At least it wasn't a boy
Samuel Bush
Prescott Bush

/Slacks Hagar is an awesome name for a girl.
 
2013-04-14 10:26:13 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
"My daughter had a kid... That means I'm finally a goodparent."
 
2013-04-14 10:27:20 PM  

tacchimonster: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
[assets.nydailynews.com image 200x273]


i2.cdn.turner.com
digboston.com
 
2013-04-14 10:29:06 PM  

bigdanc: wasnt she good looking at some point?


That was the other one.
 
2013-04-14 10:29:40 PM  
Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.
 
2013-04-14 10:30:04 PM  
"Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager "

"Mila" in quotes? They give them preppy nicknames at birth?

/ Bapp Romney approves
 
2013-04-14 10:30:11 PM  

praymantis: So based on you qualifications LBJ is a war criminal also because of our involvement in Vietnam after the Golf of Ton kin incident? You really are an idiot.


I'm not sure I would qualify LBJ as a war criminal but the Vietnam war was certainly a stupid, senseless waste of blood and treasure.

If you believe otherwise you are an idiot.

See also:

If you believe Bush and Co did not deliberately distort intelligence in order to sell a war to the American people.

If you believe that the enhanced interrogation techniques ordered by him were not torture.
 
2013-04-14 10:31:08 PM  
images.encyclopediadramatica.se

/adds one to the list
 
2013-04-14 10:31:13 PM  
Congrats to Jenna, the birth of a child is a happy occasion regardless of what you believe or political allegiances are.

That being said:

Her sister, Barbara the Second, is the hotter of the two.
 
2013-04-14 10:33:44 PM  
Well, much as I don't like the Bush clan, congratulations to Jenna. Hopefully the baby is healthy. And in the event of fetal alcohol syndrome and/or psychological difficulties, I'm sure she'll be well taken care of.

/Best wishes
//Seriously
 
2013-04-14 10:33:46 PM  
What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.
 
2013-04-14 10:35:05 PM  
www.youknow-forkids.com

How about "no"
 
2013-04-14 10:35:44 PM  
Good to hear everyone is doing fine.

Hopefully the kid would be killed in a pointless war in 20 years or so.

That would be tragic
 
2013-04-14 10:36:38 PM  
errr... make that  "won't be.."
 
2013-04-14 10:38:07 PM  
Yaaaa.. this headline gave me a sad.  That family has done so much for us...

www.charlock.org
 
2013-04-14 10:40:40 PM  
A Bush emerged from another Bush. Congratulations to the happy couple.
 
2013-04-14 10:40:41 PM  
mikiesmedicalstore.com
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.
 
2013-04-14 10:41:24 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


The one who flashed her Bush.
 
2013-04-14 10:42:03 PM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


Hey, don't blame me.

I put my headline in FarkDiscussion, where irrelevance goes to die!
 
2013-04-14 10:43:19 PM  

Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.


You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.
 
2013-04-14 10:44:16 PM  

reillan: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

The one who flashed her Bush.


I missed that one....seriously?
 
2013-04-14 10:46:45 PM  

Dougie AXP: reillan: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

The one who flashed her Bush.

I missed that one....seriously?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-14 10:46:45 PM  
sorry s ubby, but according to all my right wing fb friends obama is going to declare himself emperor or something and form a union with canada and mexico and make us all muslins or  something.
 
2013-04-14 10:47:01 PM  
I didn't think we would have any new presidents after Obama the 1st?
 
2013-04-14 10:49:40 PM  

ChrisDe: Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.


60 comments for the predictable butthurt to start up? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-04-14 10:50:26 PM  
Ahh yes, the hypocrisy in this thread is delicious.
 
2013-04-14 10:50:38 PM  
I'm going to spew all kinds ill will towards a newborn, that'll teach Bush.

Heh heh heh.

/I'm so clever.
//And I'll do the same for Obama's daughters.
 
2013-04-14 10:53:25 PM  
I'm really impressed.  The Mayans were only off by several months.
 
2013-04-14 10:53:38 PM  
I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.
 
2013-04-14 10:54:41 PM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


Man up, Nancy.  It's not news, it's...


 androidactivist.org
 
2013-04-14 10:56:37 PM  

super_grass: I'm going to spew all kinds ill will towards a newborn, that'll teach Bush.

Heh heh heh.

/I'm so clever.
//And I'll do the same for Obama's daughters.


You might be a little delicate for fark.  Try this.
 
2013-04-14 10:58:08 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: I'm going to spew all kinds ill will towards a newborn, that'll teach Bush.

Heh heh heh.

/I'm so clever.
//And I'll do the same for Obama's daughters.

You might be a little delicate for fark.  Try this.


That was 3 edgy 5 me.
 
2013-04-14 11:00:03 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.



Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.
 
2013-04-14 11:00:39 PM  
www.omemo.co.il
 
2013-04-14 11:01:00 PM  
Number 57 is as many presidents in the future as Herbert Hoover was in the past.  Hoover was elected 85 years ago.
 
2013-04-14 11:02:18 PM  

Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.


Wow.  You go farther than I do, but I admire your commitment to justice.
 
2013-04-14 11:02:18 PM  

zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?


No, but I suspect it'd be more acceptable if she did than it was when her great-grandfather did.
 
2013-04-14 11:03:45 PM  

Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.


Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.
 
2013-04-14 11:06:00 PM  

HighOnCraic: [www.omemo.co.il image 295x312]


Oh yes, Barbara the Second...soooo hot
 
2013-04-14 11:06:52 PM  

Aigoo: zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?

No, but I suspect it'd be more acceptable if she did than it was when her great-grandfather did.


Hell, they'd probably pay her to do it.
 
2013-04-14 11:07:06 PM  
Hopefully the kid didn't inherit the Nazi gene from her great-great grandpappy Prescott.

Grandma Laura strikes me as an intelligent and basically decent person, and I've always had a lot of respect for great-granddad George HW (didn't agree with him on much, but I have respect for the guy). So the kid has some chance of turning out well.
 
2013-04-14 11:07:34 PM  
I can talk about doing nasty dirty things famous peoples daughters, but I'd be hard pressed to deal with the parents. With Bush as an example, the small talk would get awkward.

Now, flings I could go for. Flings are always a good thing.
 
2013-04-14 11:08:11 PM  

machoprogrammer: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.


America nas never never started a war through falsehoods and half-truths or mess with foreign lands that never posed a direct threat to the U.S. or caused the deaths of countless civilians in its military actions before Bush.

Truefax.
 
2013-04-14 11:11:11 PM  
OH hell no!
 
2013-04-14 11:12:30 PM  

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal


Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.
 
2013-04-14 11:12:34 PM  
That assumes a lot of one-termers.
 
2013-04-14 11:13:05 PM  
Is it just me, or does anybody else find Jenna to be the cuter of the Bush Twins? Barbara looks like her face was beaten with the ugly stick pretty hard
 
2013-04-14 11:16:24 PM  

Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


Nice deflection.

But Obama is still better than Bush. And this isn't about Obama, it's about Bush.

Being a war criminal.

Not Obama.
 
2013-04-14 11:16:43 PM  

HighOnCraic: [www.omemo.co.il image 295x312]


I would be a Republican if that were not a Photoshop
 
2013-04-14 11:17:08 PM  
Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.
 
2013-04-14 11:17:48 PM  

super_grass: machoprogrammer: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.

America nas never never started a war through falsehoods and half-truths or mess with foreign lands that never posed a direct threat to the U.S. or caused the deaths of countless civilians in its military actions before Bush.

Truefax.


Then you are not aware of "truefax." Like the "truefac" that Lady Bird Johnson owned controlling stock in Bell Helicopter. Guess who provided most of the helicopters to the US Army during Viet Nam? (at least, according to the guys on the flight line during Viet Nam...)

Lots of little tidbits fall in the half-truth and falsehood category from the 50s-90s for military actions we engaged in. Educate yourself.
 
2013-04-14 11:17:50 PM  

Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.



The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.
 
2013-04-14 11:18:12 PM  

jaytkay: HighOnCraic: [www.omemo.co.il image 295x312]

I would be a Republican if that were not a Photoshop


[it'sstillrealtome]
 
2013-04-14 11:18:50 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Wow.  You go farther than I do, but I admire your commitment to justice.



You'll never see any such "justice" happen as long as the fake "Two Party" (lol) system remains in place.

What BushCo did could not have been done without traitorous complicity from members of BOTH parties - people who remain in key positions of power to this day. They're not going to hold one another accountable. That would be suicide.

So you'll understand when I slam the "left" as well as the "right", no?

And obviously, whoever occupies the catbird seat at any given time is going be the recipient of my harshest criticism.
 
2013-04-14 11:21:07 PM  

stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.


Who said I vote Republican? I've voted Republican once in my life--and it happened to be for Bush 41, not 43.

I vote candidates, not parties. I've voted for Clinton, too.

And I'd have to ask your parents about being sad about the occasion of a child's birth--mine were quite happy about mine. Stop projecting.
 
2013-04-14 11:21:17 PM  

super_grass: machoprogrammer: Amos Quito: Lionel Mandrake: Amos Quito: [mikiesmedicalstore.com image 300x300]
Clicked expecting a RASH of butthurt.

Came prepared.

You must have a lot of experience with butthurt.

We all did after W ass-raped the country.


Indeed. He's a war criminal - along with Rummy, Cheney and countless others.

We can't claim the "moral high-ground" until they're tried as such.

If ever.

Every president since FDR could be considered a war criminal.

America nas never never started a war through falsehoods and half-truths or mess with foreign lands that never posed a direct threat to the U.S. or caused the deaths of countless civilians in its military actions before Bush.

Truefax.



LOLWUT???
 
2013-04-14 11:21:27 PM  
blogs.friendlybeings.com

Took 'em long enough.
 
2013-04-14 11:24:30 PM  

hershy799: Is it just me, or does anybody else find Jenna to be the cuter of the Bush Twins? Barbara looks like her face was beaten with the ugly stick pretty hard


It's just you.  Jenna looks like her dad in a wig.
 
2013-04-14 11:26:45 PM  

jaytkay: Good for her. It seems like just yesterday...

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 600x450]


Close...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-14 11:29:27 PM  

Aigoo: stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.

Who said I vote Republican? I've voted Republican once in my life--and it happened to be for Bush 41, not 43.

I vote candidates, not parties. I've voted for Clinton, too.

And I'd have to ask your parents about being sad about the occasion of a child's birth--mine were quite happy about mine. Stop projecting.



cache.ohinternet.com
Seriously? That's all you got?
 
2013-04-14 11:29:55 PM  

super_grass: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.

Nice deflection.

But Obama is still better than Bush.


Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I value freedom--liberty--so my opinion is that they're equally awful. Stating your opinion as fact doesn't make it fact, it makes it your opinion, stated in such a manner as to make it appear that anyone who disagrees with you is denying established fact when what they are denying is actually agreement with your opinion. Do you comprehend the difference? And it's not a deflection to truthfully state that one must apply the same standard across the board, regardless of party affiliation.

But hey--let's just go ahead and biatch about bringing up the current President's name, when several others have been named, even though the current President has continued and expanded on the policies of the President we want to attack. It's okay when the current President does the same shiat because he's got a different letter after his name, and we like the party that letter represents, so that makes it perfectly acceptable now when it wasn't when the other guy did it.

Bunch of farking hypocrites.
 
2013-04-14 11:30:56 PM  

stoli n coke: Aigoo: stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.

Who said I vote Republican? I've voted Republican once in my life--and it happened to be for Bush 41, not 43.

I vote candidates, not parties. I've voted for Clinton, too.

And I'd have to ask your parents about being sad about the occasion of a child's birth--mine were quite happy about mine. Stop projecting.


[cache.ohinternet.com image 491x398]
Seriously? That's all you got?


Nope. See above, little man.
 
2013-04-14 11:31:15 PM  
I don't know who you think you are, subby, or what you're trying to get away with, but giving away this sort of information is FORBIDDEN, and the Time Team will catch you. We will catch you, we will bring you back to your own time, and you will face a number of very serious charges relating to time-travel, IF everything's even there when we get back.

/yeesh, first Hitler, now this - why I got into time-travel I'll never remember...
 
2013-04-14 11:34:33 PM  
www.bluraywire.com
 
2013-04-14 11:34:54 PM  
CSB1/  I was at Chuy's (Tex-Mex bar and restaurant) in Austin, TX the same day the Bush twins got busted drinking illegally in 2001.

CSB2/ I was also at the Outlet Malls in San Marcos, TX when they cleared the ladies changing rooms so they sisters could try things on while the Secret Service bodyguards guarded the main entrance. A lot of ladies left in utter disgust. I mean what were we going to do, poke them with hangers?

Needless to say, I'm fortunate I never bumped into either of the silver spoon fed over-privileged brats.  Based on friends that attended the University of Texas with Jenna at the same time, she wasn't the nicest of girls.  but I suppose people can change and I hope she has.
 
2013-04-14 11:43:10 PM  
She's got the brains and the looks that kill,
Want to see her butt on a ten dollar bill,
Ready your vote for her ballot box,
You've got to admit it, she's a fox,
Keep marching on,
Soldier of love,
Jenna Bush Army,
You can't stop her!
Jenna Bush Army

I don't care who blows up the world,
I only care about that girl,
Men of America, storm the election,
When in doubt follow your erection,
Call up your congressman and i say quote,
"sir i'm horny and i vote"
 
2013-04-14 11:44:32 PM  

jaytkay: "Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager "

"Mila" in quotes? They give them preppy nicknames at birth?

/ Bapp Romney approves


I think that is a way of showing that they plan to use the name "Mila" rather than calling her Maggie or Laurie. Mila is apparently the name of her paternal grandmother (the John H. Hager's wife).

In the US and Canadian Census records I consult, first and middle names swap back and forth quite often between census-takings, usually, I think, when the middle name is preferred to the first name in daily use. Or perhaps people just misremember. Some of the census takers had beautiful penmanship and clearly did their work very carefully, while others were barely literate and mishear or mispell names wildly.

In France, they typically use a legally sanctioned saint's name for the first name (or something like Jean-Marie) and use the middle name as the child's de facto name. Otherwise, everybody would be named Jean, or Joseph, or Marie, or have some ancient and difficult name like Herminégilde or Théophraste. They sneak around the restriction on unauthorized names that way. The French don't allow idiots to name their children something ridiculous that will follow them through life like a millstone chained to their neck. Gubbermint does have its paternalistic and solicitous side. The Nanny State is only wrong about as often as Nanny.
 
2013-04-14 11:44:50 PM  
Is the FAS already apparent?
 
2013-04-14 11:49:00 PM  
So we'll be going back to Iraq to avenge Grandpappy Bush all over again sometime around 2068. Nice to know, hopefully I'll have popped my clogs by then.
 
2013-04-14 11:49:05 PM  

Aigoo: I value freedom--liberty--so my opinion is that they're equally awful.


Laying it on a bit too thick there. But you did get some bites so I guess all in all you've earned about a 6/10.
 
2013-04-14 11:53:07 PM  
"She was born last night, April 13, at 8:43pm in New York City. We met our beautiful granddaughter today. Jenna and Mila are healthy. And our family is elated," they continued.

media-1.web.britannica.com

"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked up my daughter will hear from all of us soon."
 
2013-04-14 11:54:01 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.

Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?


I'd vote for Meghan McCain all night long.

i19.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-14 11:55:34 PM  

sno man: Snotnose: Richard Freckle: I can't believe what I am about to admit

Jenna Bush is back down to the "hittable after 9 beers"

I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits... you might need nine, but she won't.  And the bit I'm looking for seems to not be online, dafuq?


The one where they get trapped in the crate? Because I lol'd.

"Because fark you...my Dad's the president! Are you gonna drink that? Do you wanna see my boobs?"
 
2013-04-15 12:00:57 AM  
...hahaha...like a Republican will ever be elected President again. (especially a white female).
 
2013-04-15 12:01:50 AM  

brantgoose: jaytkay: "Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager "

"Mila" in quotes? They give them preppy nicknames at birth?

/ Bapp Romney approves

I think that is a way of showing that they plan to use the name "Mila" rather than calling her Maggie or Laurie. Mila is apparently the name of her paternal grandmother (the John H. Hager's wife).

In the US and Canadian Census records I consult, first and middle names swap back and forth quite often between census-takings, usually, I think, when the middle name is preferred to the first name in daily use. Or perhaps people just misremember. Some of the census takers had beautiful penmanship and clearly did their work very carefully, while others were barely literate and mishear or mispell names wildly.

In France, they typically use a legally sanctioned saint's name for the first name (or something like Jean-Marie) and use the middle name as the child's de facto name. Otherwise, everybody would be named Jean, or Joseph, or Marie, or have some ancient and difficult name like Herminégilde or Théophraste. They sneak around the restriction on unauthorized names that way. The French don't allow idiots to name their children something ridiculous that will follow them through life like a millstone chained to their neck. Gubbermint does have its paternalistic and solicitous side. The Nanny State is only wrong about as often as Nanny.


Yeah I bet they totally considered Canadian and French precedent when they invented her douchey fake-preppy nickname.
 
2013-04-15 12:04:29 AM  
Yay! A new Bush baby! Congrats to the whole clan!
 
2013-04-15 12:05:24 AM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


It's an excuse to bring out the good old Bush hate mongering.

But as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.

Yeah I know "B-B-But it's Bush so it's okay when WE do it!"
 
2013-04-15 12:07:55 AM  

Weaver95: huh.  I thought their species reproduced asexually.  learn something new every day I guess.


Hurrr durrrr.
 
2013-04-15 12:09:00 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.


ever get out of your parent's basement much?
 
2013-04-15 12:10:17 AM  

randomjsa: TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.

It's an excuse to bring out the good old Bush hate mongering.

But as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.

Yeah I know "B-B-But it's Bush so it's okay when WE do it!"



Randomnomore2, cross for one. Randomnomore2, your cross is ready.
Seriously, change your tampon, already. The bears are starting to gather.
 
2013-04-15 12:10:38 AM  

stoli n coke: Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal

Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.


The day Buildabear Hulahoop Fartbambo launches a war to resolve his daddy issues, you might have a point.
But we get it, both sides bad. Vote Republican.

And not every birth of a child is a happy occasion. Just ask your parents.


THAT was a thing of beauty!
 
2013-04-15 12:20:12 AM  
I mean, I wish her well I guess, good job Lady.

Now, hopefully you can manage to raise a kid that isn't just a little Joffrey Lannister Bush.

I rate the chances of that low to near nil though.
 
2013-04-15 12:26:18 AM  

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


Um, exactly how does your post help to create a vitriolic atmosphere of bile, hate, puke and puss for what is obviously a political issue?
 
2013-04-15 12:29:09 AM  

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


A Bingo!
 
2013-04-15 12:29:47 AM  
Damn. The older she's gotten, the more she's started to look like her parents. I don't ever think I've seen someone who so clearly looks like both their parents. Her face actually looks like some kind of photoshopped composite.
 
2013-04-15 12:30:52 AM  
And so the legacy continues

horrornews.net
 
2013-04-15 12:33:56 AM  
Think of what the world could have been like if the sharks got to George HW Bush before that sub did.
 
2013-04-15 12:34:46 AM  

neongoats: I mean, I wish her well I guess, good job Lady.

Now, hopefully you can manage to raise a kid that isn't just a little Joffrey Lannister Bush.

I rate the chances of that low to near nil though.


On the contrary, Jenna Bush doesn't even have a brother.

/As far as we know.
//Twincest is required for Joffreys.
 
2013-04-15 12:34:49 AM  

HighOnCraic:


I was going to ask why we must always reduce women's value to if they are hot or not. As if a woman's prime worth is her vagina and surrounding flesh. Then I see your post and realize the Bush girls did that to themselves by posing for a glamor shot in Maxim.

So, yeah, the other broad is hotter.
 
2013-04-15 12:40:59 AM  

DoctorCal: Is the FAS already apparent?


Read my mind.

This might come into play as well
 
2013-04-15 12:43:14 AM  
We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb
 
2013-04-15 12:50:35 AM  

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-15 12:51:42 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb


You should be glad you didn't or you'll end up a Fark headline and a possibly bubba's new girlfriend - if you manage to live.

I WILL, however, steal your post, replace "Bush" with "Obama", repost during the next political circle jerk, and watch the spittle fly.
 
2013-04-15 12:53:14 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.


We like you, too.
 
2013-04-15 12:57:37 AM  

super_grass: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb

You should be glad you didn't or you'll end up a Fark headline and a possibly bubba's new girlfriend - if you manage to live.

I WILL, however, steal your post, replace "Bush" with "Obama", repost during the next political circle jerk, and watch the spittle fly.


Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated.  I'd get my reward in heaven.

Wanting to do the same to Obama just makes you a moron.
 
2013-04-15 12:59:44 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated. I'd get my reward in heaven.


Durka durka.....mohammed jihad.
 
2013-04-15 12:59:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-15 01:02:37 AM  

eggrolls: OtherLittleGuy: Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.

Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?

I'd vote for Meghan McCain all night long.


I would vote the fark out of her.
 
2013-04-15 01:07:02 AM  
She looks like her daddy in drag.
 
2013-04-15 01:09:49 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: super_grass: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb

You should be glad you didn't or you'll end up a Fark headline and a possibly bubba's new girlfriend - if you manage to live.

I WILL, however, steal your post, replace "Bush" with "Obama", repost during the next political circle jerk, and watch the spittle fly.

Knocking off Cheney is doing the world a favor, albeit belated.  I'd get my reward in heaven.

Wanting to do the same to Obama just makes you a moron.


WHARGARBL!

WHAR!
 
2013-04-15 01:11:05 AM  

Eponymous: rosebud_the_sled: Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.

ever get out of your parent's basement much?


Actually, I grew up in my parents basement before I left to put myself through the university and then started my first company.  Are you one of my employees?
 
2013-04-15 01:23:51 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Eponymous: rosebud_the_sled: Hasn't that family done enough to destroy the world?  To birth yet another Bush maggot is really evil.

ever get out of your parent's basement much?

Actually, I grew up in my parents basement before I left to put myself through the university and then started my first company.  Are you one of my employees?


I really hope you think more of your employees than you imply. I am assuming your intention was to make Eponymous sound like a douche.
 
2013-04-15 01:52:02 AM  

megarian: HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.

We like you, too.


*clicks profile*

Rawr!  Grrrr, stampa stampa....

*notices locale*

Whoa, I don't have a deathwish.
 
2013-04-15 01:59:45 AM  
Buttah face
 
2013-04-15 02:18:40 AM  

Mistymtnhop: Yay! A new Bush baby! Congrats to the whole clan!


whsapes.pbworks.com
 
2013-04-15 02:21:38 AM  

VJStinger: Mistymtnhop: Yay! A new Bush baby! Congrats to the whole clan!

[whsapes.pbworks.com image 430x367]


Barbara the Elder has really let herself go.

/Does anyone really buy that phony Aunt Bea act?
 
2013-04-15 02:22:06 AM  
Aigoo: quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal


Let's hope you say the same of Sasha and Malia when their time come to bear children, since their father has continued (actually expanded upon) former President Bush's policies and could be considered every bit as much an international war criminal (by your standards) - perhaps even more so (by others' standards) - as his predecessor.

You are telling me what my standards are now?

Has Obama started a war of aggression by lying over and over and over again?

A war that's left over 100k dead and torn apart thousands of families and left millions of refugees in it's wake?

Or has he closed down military operations in one war and is starting to do the samew for the other?

Did he initiate torture as an instrument of statecraft?

No, okay well then STFU you're a moron spouting BSAB bullshiat.

Seriously, the birth of a child--any child--is a happy occasion; don't piss in a new parent's cheerios because you hate their parents' politics.

Seriously L2Read.

Like that piece you just quoted in which I congratulated Jenna on her new baby and said I harbored no ill will towards her.

The two cracks I made after that were at her dad and that guy's Cheerio I will cheerfully piss in till one of us is gone.
 
2013-04-15 03:39:16 AM  
Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.
 
2013-04-15 04:13:00 AM  

Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.


Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.
 
2013-04-15 04:19:49 AM  

JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.


Sarah Palin's kids don't count though.

They're either babies or mentally retarded, so they can't be affected by this sort of thing.
 
2013-04-15 04:20:27 AM  
Did it look something like this?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-15 04:20:29 AM  

Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.


They haven't gotten stumble down drunk in public, or pregnant yet.
They also haven't gone out of their way to stay in the limelight despite having no talent either.
 
2013-04-15 05:07:54 AM  

super_grass: JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.

Sarah Palin's kids don't count though.

They're either babies or mentally retarded, so they can't be affected by this sort of thing.


What are you going on about? Is this one of those things where you can't argue the point so you try to move the goalposts?
 
2013-04-15 05:48:52 AM  

super_grass: JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.

Sarah Palin's kids don't count though.

They're either babies or mentally retarded, so they can't be affected by this sort of thing.


No one criticized the Palin kids, except maybe the older ones that are adults.  In fact the one that was born just before her VP run seems to be smarter than Mrs Moose Droppings.  Most of us just feel sorry for who they got stuck with for parents.
 
2013-04-15 06:53:13 AM  
Not directly related to anyone currently in office or with any political influence... how is this political news?
 
2013-04-15 07:06:03 AM  

ChrisDe: Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.


Yep.
 
2013-04-15 07:18:16 AM  

randomjsa: as we read over this thread we should remember... the real "haters" are the people who disagree with Obama and we can look forward to these same people crying "racist!" when even half of this level of vitriol is directed toward Obama.


People hate Bush for what he did. People hate Obama for what he is.
 
2013-04-15 07:25:09 AM  

eggrolls: I'd vote for Meghan McCain all night long.

[i19.photobucket.com image 356x356]


If she still needs a baby in her, I am completely available
 
2013-04-15 07:31:00 AM  
Since I like to believe that I'm a better human being than conservative writer John Derbyshire (who you'll remember "satirically" called for the murder of Chelsea Clinton before she got a chance to have children), I'll just wish the new mother well.
 
2013-04-15 07:31:21 AM  

tacchimonster: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
[assets.nydailynews.com image 200x273]


Wow. That. Is. Disturbing
 
2013-04-15 07:40:17 AM  
Yea Grand babies!
 
2013-04-15 07:59:11 AM  

JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.


But Palin's down syndrome kid is totally legit, amirite?

You really don't see the hypocrisy? Oh, right, because it is your political team.

Leave all their kids out of it. Even the adult ones. They had nothing to do with their parents, just as you don't. Bush, Obama, Palin, Clinton... everyone.
 
2013-04-15 08:02:23 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: We once took a coworker to karaoke on the Lower East Side.  Lo, there were the Bush twins in this dive.  I was the only one who realized who they were at first.  I still wonder if I should have smacked them ,are, for the Iraq War and ruining this country, but obviously they had nothing to do with it, although their clan is straight up evil.  I do wonder whether I'd haul off and hit W. if I ever managed to meet him.  I think literally I would try to kill Cheney or Rove with my bare hands.

/csb


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-15 08:06:24 AM  
Why are they calling her Mila if her name is Margaret Laura?  Mila is not short for either of those.
 
2013-04-15 08:14:08 AM  
So she's a breeder, it's the most work she's ever gonna do.  Remember Jenna, You're unique . . .  just like everybody else.

meh-

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-04-15 08:20:13 AM  
well, at least Jenna is good at something, besides inheriting daddy's wealth.
 
gja
2013-04-15 08:24:03 AM  

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


Ah, got ya. She's the one with the "crazy-in-the-eyes" goin' on.
 
2013-04-15 08:54:33 AM  
Proof that Jenna has deviated from doing anal only.
 
2013-04-15 08:55:13 AM  

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


Jenna is the one with the snout.
 
2013-04-15 09:12:00 AM  

HotWingAgenda: megarian: HotWingAgenda: I could lynched by my family, friends, and coworkers for admitting it... but I would've dated the hell out of Barbara Bush Jr.  I have a thing for women with evil sneers and dark hair.

We like you, too.

*clicks profile*

Rawr!  Grrrr, stampa stampa....

*notices locale*

Whoa, I don't have a deathwish.


Yeah. We eat people over here.

And crack. We eat crack.
 
2013-04-15 09:13:32 AM  
www.fedupusa.org

Seriously, after having 2 Bushes become president, I think the country won't allow another one in office no matter how well qualified he/she is - sorry Jeb, your bro screwed you over.
 
2013-04-15 09:28:07 AM  
Apart from a few words in some pro-gay rights video this year, we sadly almost never see anything about the hotter, unmarried Bush twin. I like to think she's got some serious Dark Passenger issues going on--maybe an obscenely huge cocaine addiction, history of bunny boiling, or other psycho-hosebeast sort of stuff. It just adds to her mystique.
 
2013-04-15 09:34:28 AM  
Came for the farklibs 2 minutes hate.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-15 09:42:28 AM  

pnome: Came for the farklibs 2 minutes hate.  Leaving satisfied.


Just like when the right makes fun of the Obama girls? Who are way younger and way less able to defend themselves.
 
2013-04-15 09:46:16 AM  

Marcintosh: So she's a breeder, it's the most work she's ever gonna do.  Remember Jenna, You're unique . . .  just like everybody else.

meh-

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]


One child at age 31, makes you a breeder?
 
2013-04-15 09:59:17 AM  

TalenLee: why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.


It's a troll; giving people the chance to out themselves as the hypocritical hate mongers they really are.  You for instance.
 
2013-04-15 10:17:54 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


All I know if she is the RINO one and hates Palin. I think she moonlights as a reporter for NBC also.
 
2013-04-15 10:49:21 AM  
Congratulations. I don't harbor any ill will to the kids.
 
2013-04-15 11:07:12 AM  
cellar.org


/Not Jenna
//And, yes, I would.
 
2013-04-15 11:44:12 AM  
crooksandliars.com
 
2013-04-15 01:13:41 PM  
the baby at a few days old would be better than the moron in the white house now
 
2013-04-15 01:16:09 PM  

The Missing Link: the baby at a few days old would be better than the moron in the white house now


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-15 01:43:35 PM  

machoprogrammer: JohnnyC: Cobataiwan: Where are the jokes about the Obama kids...oh sorry, they are off limits.

Obama's children are still kids... Bush's children are adults.

And I feel so very bad for you that people would think you're an asshole if you tried to make jokes (attack) Obama's kids. You poor thing.

But Palin's down syndrome kid is totally legit, amirite?

You really don't see the hypocrisy? Oh, right, because it is your political team.

Leave all their kids out of it. Even the adult ones. They had nothing to do with their parents, just as you don't. Bush, Obama, Palin, Clinton... everyone.


Again... what is with the attempt at a redirection? Additionally, I don't have a  political team... I'm an independent. I do find it odd that I call out Cobataiwan for wanting to trash the Obama kids and the few people who replied to me instantly jump onto some Palin bandwagon (which hadn't been mentioned at all in the thread until you guys brought it up). Sorry... but you don't get to defend the guy who wishes he could attack the Obama kids and then claim the moral high ground.
 
2013-04-15 02:00:43 PM  

Sherman Potter: What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.


Know how I know you don't know what irony is?

/Sherman T. Potter
 
2013-04-16 01:22:02 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Sherman Potter: What a bunch of farking ghouls you people are.

I hope all this hate eats you alive.

Know how I know you don't know what irony is?

/Sherman T. Potter


Please explain.
 
2013-04-16 11:52:04 AM  
I feel about Jenna Bush the same way I feel about Bristol Palin: she did the best she could with the family she had.
 
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