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(CNN)   Jenna Bush gives birth to the 57th president of the United States   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 190
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2013-04-14 05:45:46 PM
I can't believe what I am about to admit, I care more about the birth of the Kardashian baby.

I don't feel better because I said that.
 
2013-04-14 06:07:35 PM
Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?
 
2013-04-14 06:16:02 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Kind of the same question I have with the Kardashian?
 
2013-04-14 06:28:50 PM
huh.  I thought their species reproduced asexually.  learn something new every day I guess.
 
2013-04-14 06:36:31 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


It depends whether you define "preggers" as fat.
 
2013-04-14 07:01:24 PM
She has kind of a fetal alcohol syndrome thing happening.
 
2013-04-14 07:12:08 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?


Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.
 
2013-04-14 07:14:26 PM
Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.

Speaking of whom...

I'll be the guy in the Ford 250 driving around the ranch with the grandchild," George W. Bush said.

Probably on his lap a'la Britney.

Later this month, the 43rd president will open his presidential library, situated on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

I'm imagining a lot of pop up books, books that include crayons and the rest with tons of pages that just say [redacted]
 
2013-04-14 07:17:30 PM

Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.


Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?
 
2013-04-14 07:19:23 PM

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.

Speaking of whom...

I'll be the guy in the Ford 250 driving around the ranch with the grandchild," George W. Bush said.

Probably on his lap a'la Britney.

Later this month, the 43rd president will open his presidential library, situated on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

I'm imagining a lot of pop up books, books that include crayons and the rest with tons of pages that just say [redacted]


I expect there to be at least one copy of My Pet Goat.
 
2013-04-14 07:21:22 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Abzzstain: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

Not Jenna is the hot one with the evil sneer.

Which one is running against Meaghan McCain in 2028?


Not Jenna seems to be more of a privileged sociopath, which she likely inherited because she was named after Barbara Bush. So probably her.
 
2013-04-14 07:31:00 PM
Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!
 
2013-04-14 07:41:23 PM

Richard Freckle: I can't believe what I am about to admit


Jenna Bush is back down to the "hittable after 9 beers"
 
2013-04-14 07:41:46 PM
Yeah, but have they narrowed down who the father is to less than 10 suspects yet?
 
2013-04-14 07:46:40 PM

King Something: I expect there to be at least one copy of My Pet Goat.


Dammit, knew I forgot one. Good catch.

/Funnily enough I had just caught a snippet of Justin Trudeau's acceptance speech as the new Leader of the Liberal Party which had just ended before reading this political dynasty headline and clicking on the thread so I'm getting a real kick, eh?
 
2013-04-14 07:48:32 PM
Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?
 
2013-04-14 07:50:54 PM
zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?

Or killed a man while driving?
 
2013-04-14 08:18:23 PM
While I do say congrats, I seriously hope that kid, or any others she or her sister may have, don't go into politics.
 
2013-04-14 08:19:16 PM

zamboni: Awww... that's cute. Has she thrown up on the Japanese Prime Minister yet?


ba dum pssh.
 
2013-04-14 08:24:36 PM
Shut up, Dubya's grandkid.
 
2013-04-14 08:29:59 PM

Snotnose: Richard Freckle: I can't believe what I am about to admit

Jenna Bush is back down to the "hittable after 9 beers"


I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits... you might need nine, but she won't.  And the bit I'm looking for seems to not be online, dafuq?
 
2013-04-14 08:44:43 PM

sno man: I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits...


Well, here's one with Robot Chicken bits:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-14 09:07:04 PM
The proud family has released a photo!

farm3.staticflickr.com

Awwww...she has grandpa's horns!
 
2013-04-14 09:08:19 PM

ArcadianRefugee: sno man: I can't think of either daughter without the Robot Chicken bits...

Well, here's one with Robot Chicken bits:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 300x400]


hehe...
 
2013-04-14 09:10:11 PM

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.
 
2013-04-14 10:01:46 PM

TommyymmoT: Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!

The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.


I'm sure Cheney made him change out his colostomy bag.
 
2013-04-14 10:03:21 PM

Arthur Jumbles: TommyymmoT: Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!

The chances of him ever having changed a diaper in his entire life is pretty slim.

I'm sure Cheney made him change out his colostomy bag.


Cheney tricked him into it.
He said it was space food.
 
2013-04-14 10:07:56 PM
Since this is Fark, I'll just say "You guys" can talk Hillary and Chelsea out of running, we'll talk to Jeb and all the other Bushes.
 
2013-04-14 10:10:09 PM
If you listen to her talk while your eyes are closed, you'd swear she was Joan Rivers.
 
2013-04-14 10:10:35 PM
Was it on a landing strip or a good Replican natural bush?
 
2013-04-14 10:10:41 PM
I know what we're all thinking. Do the drapes match the rug?
 
2013-04-14 10:11:36 PM

Somacandra: Well that's nice! Congratulations to Jenna and the new "Mila Hager!" That's a cute name. No pics? And yeah--granddad's probably earned the right not to change any more diapers. :-) Glad to hear mom and baby are doing well!


That comment is so uncharacteristically unFarkish and seemingly sincere I really think you got misdirected from the Parents magazine forum.
 
2013-04-14 10:14:34 PM
Gaah... I am always creeped out at how she basically looks like a female version of her father.
 
2013-04-14 10:15:15 PM
There's no way the kid will be President. It's a girl.
 
2013-04-14 10:16:31 PM
That's a nice picture of her. She looks so different without the floor of Maggie Mae's Pub attached to her back.
 
2013-04-14 10:17:42 PM

oldfarthenry: ArcadianRefugee: Which one's Jenna? Is that the hot one, of the fat one?

It depends whether you define "preggers" as fat.


well, she's not "preggers" anymore, so...
 
2013-04-14 10:18:15 PM

wambu: Was it on a landing strip or a good Replican natural bush?


th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-14 10:21:01 PM
Good for her. It seems like just yesterday...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-14 10:21:17 PM
why the hell is this in the politics news tab?
It's not news
it's not politics
it's barely even a story.

About the only thing about this that might differentiate it from the norm is the possible suggestion that no, the Bush family are not so incredibly stupid that 'falling out of a vagina' is too hard for them to manage.
 
2013-04-14 10:23:02 PM

quatchi: Gratz to new mom, Jenna Bush.

I harbor her no ill will just cos her old man is an international war criminal and respect her work as a teacher.


So based on you qualifications LBJ is a war criminal also because of our involvement in Vietnam after the Golf of Ton kin incident? You really are an idiot.
 
2013-04-14 10:23:30 PM
And Margaret Thatcher is reincarnated.
 
2013-04-14 10:23:36 PM
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2013-04-14 10:24:58 PM

Strongbeerrules: And Margaret Thatcher is reincarnated.


Ho. Lee. shiat.
 
2013-04-14 10:25:41 PM
wasnt she good looking at some point?
 
2013-04-14 10:26:09 PM
At least it wasn't a boy
Samuel Bush
Prescott Bush

/Slacks Hagar is an awesome name for a girl.
 
2013-04-14 10:26:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
"My daughter had a kid... That means I'm finally a goodparent."
 
2013-04-14 10:27:20 PM

tacchimonster: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
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2013-04-14 10:29:06 PM

bigdanc: wasnt she good looking at some point?


That was the other one.
 
2013-04-14 10:29:40 PM
Not even funny, subby. Not even funny.
 
2013-04-14 10:30:04 PM
"Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager "

"Mila" in quotes? They give them preppy nicknames at birth?

/ Bapp Romney approves
 
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