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(KMOV St. Louis)   News: Man gets shot in the head twice... FARK: Still manages to drive himself to the hospital   (kmov.com) divider line 65
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2013-04-14 07:05:04 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-04-14 07:08:41 PM
Can't remember where he parked, though.
 
2013-04-14 07:08:48 PM
Yet some dumb fark will call an ambulance because they stubbed their toe two weeks ago.


//done in one
 
2013-04-14 07:48:10 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 510x364]

Wanted for questioning.


I slept with him to get the chip back on my first playthrough.  Felt like such a dirty pixelated act.
 
2013-04-14 08:37:10 PM
Well, that chip ain't gonna deliver itself!
 
2013-04-14 08:39:07 PM
'Tis but a scratch. I've had worse.
 
2013-04-14 08:39:08 PM
Black people...
 
2013-04-14 08:39:14 PM

cretinbob: Yet some dumb fark will call an ambulance because they stubbed their toe two weeks ago.


//done in one


In Detroit they call them to help move furniture, to talk to someone or to run and get their groceries.
 
2013-04-14 08:41:00 PM
It all worked out, though; the shooter wound up nailed to a cross in a Legion camp and the victim won the second battle of Hoover Dam...
 
2013-04-14 08:41:38 PM
What must have been going through his mind at the time?
 
2013-04-14 08:41:58 PM
Note to self: Do not follow a car that leaves the scene of an accident and then pulls into an alley.
 
2013-04-14 08:44:17 PM
Yeah... how many lives did he endanger with that stunt. This ain't the movies.

Selfish prick. Think of someone else for a change.

/get well soon!
//I'll remember to try this when I'm driving myself to the hospital for alcohol overdose.
 
2013-04-14 08:44:32 PM
Shooter was tall.  Victim shot in top of head.  Victim was short?
 
2013-04-14 08:45:55 PM
That's republicans for you.

/ducks.
 
2013-04-14 08:46:26 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: What must have been going through his mind at the time?


The wind. Whistling. Sounded like the ocean.
 
2013-04-14 08:47:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-14 08:48:27 PM
Oops! Wrong thread. Sorry!
 
2013-04-14 08:50:34 PM

imnotadoctor: Oops! Wrong thread. Sorry!


Ummm... no... I don't really think so.
 
2013-04-14 08:50:59 PM
FTA:  6'0" - 6'0" black male with dark complexion
That narrows it down a little!
 
2013-04-14 08:53:11 PM

zamboni: imnotadoctor: Oops! Wrong thread. Sorry!

Ummm... no... I don't really think so.


A real doctor would have just gone with it.
 
2013-04-14 08:56:07 PM
Bullet Tooth Tony?
 
2013-04-14 08:56:58 PM

AnotherOldFart: FTA:  6'0" - 6'0" black male with dark complexion
That narrows it down a little!


Not to be confused by a 5'11.95" -6'0.0125" black male of light umber complexion.  He was definitely exactly 6 feet tall within several sigma of uncertainty.
 
2013-04-14 08:57:29 PM
Told you he was hardcore.
 
2013-04-14 08:58:35 PM

berylman: AnotherOldFart: FTA:  6'0" - 6'0" black male with dark complexion
That narrows it down a little!

Not to be confused by a 5'11.95" -6'0.0125" black male of light umber complexion.  He was definitely exactly 6 feet tall within several sigma of uncertainty.

 6'0" - 6'0"

 = 0
 
2013-04-14 09:01:54 PM
PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.
 
2013-04-14 09:03:13 PM

Fallout Boy: PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.


Protip: After you get shot in the head twice, you may not be thinking too clearly; also, you may not be able to count all the way to one.
 
2013-04-14 09:03:18 PM
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2013-04-14 09:06:39 PM

berylman: AnotherOldFart: FTA:  6'0" - 6'0" black male with dark complexion
That narrows it down a little!

Not to be confused by a 5'11.95" -6'0.0125" black male of light umber complexion.  He was definitely exactly 6 feet tall within several sigma of uncertainty.


Now that description should have been in the article. They would have identified the person already!
 
2013-04-14 09:07:05 PM
Must have been the real Avon Barksdale. There was no killing that motherfarker.
 
2013-04-14 09:08:06 PM
Dude probably just got creased.
 
2013-04-14 09:09:19 PM

Gyrfalcon: Fallout Boy: PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.

Protip: After you get shot in the head twice, you may not be thinking too clearly; also, you may not be able to count all the way to one.


In other words, you may be reduced to a Republican
ba-dum-tish
 
2013-04-14 09:09:53 PM
Some people you can't kill even with a gun, others, a mere walk past the cake shop window will make their arteries harden and put them on the wrong side of the flower bed.
 
2013-04-14 09:10:42 PM

imnotadoctor: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-14 09:13:08 PM
But remember, 10 bullets in a gun is all you could ever possibly need!
 
2013-04-14 09:15:55 PM
News: Man gets shot in the head twice... FARK: Still manages to drive himself to the hospital

It's not fair
www.ripleys.com
Men have that extra third head
 
2013-04-14 09:17:47 PM
BraveNewCheneyWorld:
But remember, 10 bullets in a gun is all you could ever possibly need!

A long time ago, I knew a guy who got shot nine times with a 9mm pistol.

He beat the other guy unconscious before the shooter ran out of bullets.

/large, LARGE man
 
2013-04-14 09:18:00 PM

Fallout Boy: PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.


Addendum to PSA:  ambulance rides cost thousands of dollars and are often not fully covered by health insurance, therefore meaning the only way you can hope to pay for them is if you successfully sue the person who caused your injury.
 
2013-04-14 09:19:06 PM
Hope he doesn't have a big head over it.
 
2013-04-14 09:20:36 PM
Good thing the shooter wasn't wearing a hoody. Might be harder to ID.
 
2013-04-14 09:23:47 PM

Fallout Boy: imnotadoctor: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]


I have no idea who the dude in that pic is, but is he gay? He has mad gay face.
 
2013-04-14 09:37:18 PM

Fallout Boy: PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.


This. I'm in the hospital right now (getting a kick...) and I regularly hear things like "Attention: Inbound trauma. ETA 5 minutes" over the PA.
 
2013-04-14 09:42:38 PM
How to differentiate someone offering genuine, useful advice and someone who is just trying to look smart while simply stating the obvious:

Fallout Boy: PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.


Gyrfalcon: Protip: After you get shot in the head twice, you may not be thinking too clearly; also, you may not be able to count all the way to one.



Here's a hint, for those playing at home:

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-04-14 09:44:02 PM
The really amazing thing about this whole story is that someone actually found ammo to shoot this guy.  Where the fark did he find ammo?
 
2013-04-14 09:45:58 PM

skinink: Bullet Tooth Tony?


You can call him Susan if you like.
 
2013-04-14 09:56:35 PM

HotWingAgenda: Fallout Boy: PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.

Addendum to PSA:  ambulance rides cost thousands of dollars and are often not fully covered by health insurance, therefore meaning the only way you can hope to pay for them is if you successfully sue the person who caused your injury.


Yeah. I was housesitting for a friend who lives in my old neighborhood when I experienced a sudden bout of vomiting (I think something in his fridge was past its sell-by date). After the sixth barf I drove myself to (what I thought was) the ER. Turns out the hospital I remembered wasn't there anymore so I had to call an ambulance. That shiat is expensive.
 
2013-04-14 10:00:07 PM

ArcadianRefugee: How to differentiate someone offering genuine, useful advice and someone who is just trying to look smart while simply stating the obvious:

Fallout Boy: PSA: never drive yourself or others to the hospital. Calling 911 instead will make sure that you get delivered to a hospital that specializes in the care for your particular injury, as well as giving a heads up for the hospital to have treatment prepared for your injured ass.

Gyrfalcon: Protip: After you get shot in the head twice, you may not be thinking too clearly; also, you may not be able to count all the way to one.


Here's a hint, for those playing at home:

[cache.ohinternet.com image 288x306]


Idiot, or humor-deficient? You decide!
 
2013-04-14 10:01:48 PM
Well, I guess that's one way to save the ambulance bill
 
2013-04-14 10:02:33 PM
The guy who shot him was just being a Dick.
 
2013-04-14 10:18:15 PM
g-g-g-g-unit
 
2013-04-14 10:21:39 PM
Know how I know this is a red state?
 
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