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(Houston Press)   Restaurant posts "Beer should be like violence: domestic" on marquee outside, is utterly baffled by the lack of laughs from angry customers. Bonus clueless points: It's an organic, vegetarian restaurant   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 233
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2013-04-14 07:02:32 PM  
That's stupid, but that's why it's funny.
 
2013-04-14 07:10:58 PM  
"Vegetarian-friendly", submitter. That's not the same as "vegetarian restaurant". In fact their menu offers meat, poultry and seafood in addition to vegetarian dishes.
 
2013-04-14 07:49:43 PM  
One of these days... people who make jokes like this... BAM! ZOOM!... RIGHT TO THE MOON!
 
2013-04-14 08:05:49 PM  
An organic vegetarian friendly restaurant is like a country music act bashing conservatives.

Don't piss off your audience.
 
2013-04-14 08:07:15 PM  
Well with humor like that, they just earned another customer.
 
2013-04-14 08:08:52 PM  
Their joke is like organic food: tasteless.
 
2013-04-14 08:09:07 PM  
I prefer foreign violence.
 
2013-04-14 08:09:25 PM  
Beer should be like violence: if you are capable of indulging in it, you haven't had enough.

/and these people can have a free serving... on me.
 
2013-04-14 08:09:25 PM  

doglover: That's stupid, but that's why it's funny.


Embarrassed to say... THIS.

Grew up watching Blazing Saddles and a lot of other movies that would never be made today.

Also, never hit a woman (who wasn't askin for it at least).
 
2013-04-14 08:11:16 PM  
I like my women like I like my rum, twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
 
2013-04-14 08:12:19 PM  
Well, they could have gone with beer should be like cat poop, made from fish parts.  But, I suppose the violence angle is less off putting.
 
2013-04-14 08:12:51 PM  
Does no one have a sense of humor anymore?  Lighten up, idiots.
 
2013-04-14 08:13:26 PM  
In the biz that's called a "groaner" because rather than laugh people will just groan.
 
2013-04-14 08:13:48 PM  
I like my beer like I like my women: dark, strong and Irish.
 
2013-04-14 08:14:09 PM  
Hilarious.

/if you can take a dick you can take a joke
 
2013-04-14 08:16:57 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Their joke is like organic food: tasteless.


 Your joke is like Britney Spear: Huh? I don't get it.
 
2013-04-14 08:18:29 PM  
I blame shiat like family guy, south park and reddit for the dumbing-down and coarsening of society.
 
2013-04-14 08:18:45 PM  
I like my beer like my women: Huge tits.
 
2013-04-14 08:18:52 PM  

TheJoe03: Hilarious.

/if you can take a dick you can take a joke


So now we all know that you're pretty good at taking dick.
 
2013-04-14 08:19:20 PM  

assjuice: I blame shiat like family guy, south park and reddit for the dumbing-down and coarsening of society.


Whatever you say, Assjuice.
 
2013-04-14 08:19:38 PM  

Silly Jesus: Does no one have a sense of humor anymore?  Lighten up, idiots.


We know the pseudo-conservatives don't have a sense of humor.
 
2013-04-14 08:20:03 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Well, they could have gone with beer should be like cat poop, made from fish parts.  But, I suppose the violence angle is less off putting.


Not vegan beer.  Guys who are afraid of a little chill haze are the guys afraid of a little hair in a girl's nethers.
 
2013-04-14 08:20:20 PM  

babygoat: So now we all know that you're pretty good at taking dick.


HEYO!
 
2013-04-14 08:21:40 PM  
children are like cigarettes, it's best to roll your own
 
2013-04-14 08:23:08 PM  
It's totally tasteless and tacky but it made me chuckle.
i like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

// domestic violence is bad
/// I can see how some people would feel this trivializes domestic violence but I fail to be offended over a pun. Are dead baby jokes really trivializing infanticide? I would argue no, it's funny because it's horrible.
 
2013-04-14 08:23:13 PM  
I like my women like I like my shrimp: battered.
 
2013-04-14 08:23:37 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey
 
2013-04-14 08:24:10 PM  
The real outrage here is advocating domestic beer.
 
2013-04-14 08:24:17 PM  
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

/going to hell for that joke
//special hell.
 
2013-04-14 08:24:54 PM  
I like my women the way I like my wine: in a dark cellar kept there for years on end.
 
2013-04-14 08:25:11 PM  

elkboy: I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey


I like my men like I like my coffee ... Hot and first thing in the morning.
 
2013-04-14 08:27:07 PM  
I'm offended because it's not funny.
 
2013-04-14 08:30:34 PM  
I like my beer like I like my Trayvon, 17 years old and mixed up with skittles.
 
2013-04-14 08:32:13 PM  

Begoggle: I'm offended because it's not funny.


try reading it again once you've removed the stick from your ass.

I like my women like I like my whiskey... aged twelve years.
 
2013-04-14 08:34:41 PM  
But champagne should be imported, like sex workers.
 
2013-04-14 08:34:49 PM  
Cheapest way to get the most advertising: Piss people off.
 
2013-04-14 08:35:13 PM  
I like my women the way I like my coal: buried in the ground, decaying, and getting crushed over millions of years until we can extract her out of the ground and burn her once and for all for fuel.
 
2013-04-14 08:36:16 PM  
Organic vegans piss me off... Where do they think the fertilizer is going to come from?

Organic omnivores less so.
 
2013-04-14 08:37:21 PM  
Bathos.
 
2013-04-14 08:37:50 PM  

Begoggle: I'm offended because it's not funny.


I'm offended that you're offended.
 
2013-04-14 08:38:02 PM  

sleeps in trees: elkboy: I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey

I like my men like I like my coffee ... Hot and first thing in the morning.


I like my men like I like my coffee... Black and on the run.
 
2013-04-14 08:39:00 PM  

Silly Jesus: Does no one have a sense of humor anymore?  Lighten up, idiots.


Of course we do that's why we're making fun of a "vegetarian friendly, local, organic and green" restaurant in Texas who screwed up royally by thinking that a domestic violence joke would fly in this day and age and specifically with the crowd his establishment was trying to attract.

Seriously it was up for 10 minutes before it was pulled and he's still apologizing.

That's some funny stuff from the "Was that wrong, should I not have done that?" file.
 
2013-04-14 08:39:03 PM  
A little funny, but not enough broad appeal and will miss the mark. Should chick your market and skirt this joke.
 
2013-04-14 08:39:10 PM  
It is a well documented but little known fact that 99% of all women kiss with their eyes closed.

And that is why it's so hard to identify rapists.

*stolen*
 
2013-04-14 08:39:30 PM  
uncleclive.co.uk
 
2013-04-14 08:39:52 PM  
As someone who narrowly missed getting hit square in the face this morning by a dish thrown at him by a PMSing wife, I'm drinking an import beer and getting a kick out of your replies.
 
2013-04-14 08:41:15 PM  

WhippingBoy: As someone who narrowly missed getting hit square in the face this morning by a dish thrown at him by a PMSing wife, I'm drinking an import beer and getting a kick out of your replies.


"votedFunniest">Funniest   - *click*
 
2013-04-14 08:43:40 PM  
One woman is beaten by her husband or partner every 15 seconds in the United States.

We really need to get this down to 18 or 19 seconds, people.
 
2013-04-14 08:43:51 PM  

sleeps in trees: elkboy: I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey

I like my men like I like my coffee ... Hot and first thing in the morning.


Well played...
 
2013-04-14 08:44:16 PM  
Once changed a sign in front of an adult bookstore from "Good Sex is Not a Crime" to "Dog Sex is Not a Crime."
 
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