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(NBC Chicago)   Alcohol free bar set to open in the NW Chicago suburb Crystal Lake. No, I didn't say free alcohol, I said alcohol free. Doesn't matter anyways, Jason will get you   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 9
    More: Stupid, NW Chicago, Chicago metropolitan area, McHenry County, pool tables, open mic  
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2013-04-14 03:48:33 PM  
2 votes:
...so it's a rec center...
2013-04-14 07:58:08 PM  
1 votes:

proton: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: proton: Yes.  Stupid indeed.  Lets make a bar where people who don't indulge in the most damaging substance to society can mingle.

0/10. We know all that heroin and your mom's messy vaginal discharge exist.

Heroin is not does not cause more damage to society than Alcohol.  Perhaps a little time spent on researching the matter would have saved you the embarrassment of this ban worthy post.


In total people killed maybe.  But those killed vs. total users, alcohol is way safer and much more delicious.  Especially compared to your mom's messy vaginal discharge.
2013-04-14 07:31:25 PM  
1 votes:
Hanging out and getting drunk in a bar full of cool people is awesome. Hanging out sober in a bar full of cool, drunk people sucks. I'm not an alcoholic or in recovery, I just don't really enjoy drinking anymore (BLASPHEMY!). The older I get the harder it is to metabolize alcohol- one or two drinks knocks me right out. I'd rather stay home, smoke a joint and work on my hobbies. I'd love to go to a place to dance and meet people without all the baggage that alcohol brings to the party ('I loooove you, man'...'Are you looking at my old lady?'...'Wahhhh, why hasn't he called me?'...'Yer my best friend ever!'). Unfortunately the only places that offer alcohol free nightlife are filled with religious nuts and recovery losers, both blathering about their 'higher powers' with that desperate 'fake it til you make it' vibe. Where do normal folks who don't drink hang out?
2013-04-14 07:09:07 PM  
1 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: proton: Yes.  Stupid indeed.  Lets make a bar where people who don't indulge in the most damaging substance to society can mingle.

0/10. We know all that heroin and your mom's messy vaginal discharge exist.


Heroin is not does not cause more damage to society than Alcohol.  Perhaps a little time spent on researching the matter would have saved you the embarrassment of this ban worthy post.
2013-04-14 07:07:20 PM  
1 votes:
Step right up. Crack free crack house over here. Thats right you can smoke all the breadcrumbs and lint you can find cause we aint got no crack here.
2013-04-14 06:51:45 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone wanna come to my opium free den?
2013-04-14 06:50:26 PM  
1 votes:
Yes.  Stupid indeed.  Lets make a bar where people who don't indulge in the most damaging substance to society can mingle.
2013-04-14 06:49:37 PM  
1 votes:
I'm opening a shooting gallery without heroin down the street.
2013-04-14 04:10:26 PM  
1 votes:
If it helps with rehab, good on them.
 
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