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(NYPost)   If you're a high school student, normally it's not a good thing when you get called to the office. Unless your teacher is a hot and insatiable sex kitten   (nypost.com) divider line 29
    More: Interesting, hush money, English teacher, Richard Condon  
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37048 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2013 at 5:28 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-14 06:14:22 PM  
5 votes:
Alec Baldwin in drag?

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2013-04-15 03:13:21 AM  
4 votes:

friedlinx: WTF is wrong with her left eye?


It's probably full of illegal teenage boy cum.
2013-04-14 05:37:52 PM  
4 votes:
"I will f--k you hard like a teacher," one allegedly read.

Is that a thing, teachers farking hard? Or is half of that simile missing?

I'd go with "I will get you laid and get you off so hard, that you'll think I'm a drastic budget cut."
2013-04-14 06:40:14 PM  
3 votes:
The good thing about teachers is that if you do it wrong, they make you do it over till you get it right...

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2013-04-14 06:29:31 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-14 08:51:55 PM  
2 votes:

rkiller1: Yes I would. Whether I was 15, 30, 45, 60...


This.

Also, who the hell leaves a sext from their teacher on their phone?

Photo of the girlfriend in the article:
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2013-04-14 06:27:48 PM  
2 votes:

The Southern Dandy: Alec Baldwin in drag?

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Danica's sister?
2013-04-14 05:50:11 PM  
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: " Capri Lynbrook Motor Inn, a 15-minute drive from the school"

Attractive nuisance.  Motels should be banned within 50 miles of schools.

"She locked the door and put a chair against the knob to secure it. "

Does that actually work?


The Dude says, "no it does not, man."
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2013-04-14 05:45:01 PM  
2 votes:
"I will fark you hard like a teacher"

//and I'm off to the fap cave
2013-04-14 05:38:07 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: Insatiable? Perhaps. Hot? Umm....NO.


You have to admit ... she's Fark hot.
It's like 'british hot', but without the curve for bad dental work.
In fact, judging from the reliable daily mail links, fark hot and british hot aren't that far apart.
2013-04-14 05:34:45 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-15 11:24:29 AM  
1 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-04-15 08:08:13 AM  
1 votes:
Law, Government and Community Service HS is the name of a school?  WTF !!!!!

What next: Obey, Serve, Pay Taxes Junior High?
2013-04-15 02:01:20 AM  
1 votes:
I guess Queens hot is sort of like British hot: the conversion scale is skewed.
2013-04-14 11:19:09 PM  
1 votes:

Proteios1: I know these adults sexually molesting minors are heroes on fark, but jokes aside, does the school system get sued for all the pedophilia going on the public school system?


So you're saying we should sue Al Gore for all the illegal activity on the Internet?
2013-04-14 10:41:01 PM  
1 votes:

illannoyin: I tell the same CSB in most of these threads,

Some of the horniest and most sexually aggressive women in our swingers group are teachers. I once asked them about the phenomenon of teachers farking teenage boys. They all said there is no way they would ever do it. Not necessarily because of the moral implications but as one of them put it "Ugh! Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

None of them are what you'd call hawt but I can confirm that they do in fact fark hard.


It's been awhile since HS, but I figured they all stank of Axe.
2013-04-14 09:25:14 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Initially charged with rape, Driscoll copped to a misdemeanor sex-misconduct charge under a Nassau County plea deal last year and was put on probation for six years."

I'm sure a male teacher doing a 16-year-old girl would have gotten the same deal.
2013-04-14 08:51:35 PM  
1 votes:
WTF is wrong with her left eye?
2013-04-14 07:16:15 PM  
1 votes:
Another boy who visited her school office in December 2010 told probers she locked the door and performed oral sex on him.

Poor kid, must have suffered. If only I could have taken his place and saved him from such a humiliation.
2013-04-14 06:49:16 PM  
1 votes:
I clean her erasers. All. Night. Long.
2013-04-14 06:47:15 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-04-14 06:39:29 PM  
1 votes:

SevenizGud: $50K+ to work 2 hours a day 9 months a year, and throw it away on stupid flings.

And this is what is wrong with our education system - the teachers are abject idiots.


speaking of idiots, here's one that thinks teachers work 2 hours a day. most teachers put in a full work day as required. an English teacher then grades a huge stack of home work and test papers on their own time at home. then they get to enter the results into the schools computerized system. and most teachers volunteer for school functions for which they don't see a dime. more hours on the job for no extra pay.

the other 3 months of the year they have to scramble for work to pay their bills. and if you knew a few teachers you'd also be aware that most of them dive into their own wallets to pay for much needed supplies for their kids.

teachers are not idiots. they are underpaid heroes who are treated like shiat in America because morans like you don't have a clue as to how to rear children. this particular teacher made a grave error which will cost her a career, her teaching credentials, her reputation and probably her freedom after she sees the inside of a court room.

meanwhile many states have children grading their teachers efforts which affects whether or no that person will have a job. nice and easy for the fun subjects like art and music, a blistering headache for those who teach subjects where children have difficulty. and there are a lot of little shiats who give bad reviews just because they can. sound familiar?

keep judging all teachers with your distorted POV, you're amusing to the non-morans in the audience.
2013-04-14 06:35:41 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-04-14 06:01:22 PM  
1 votes:
oh, and a gis on tara driscoll reveals a totally unrelated result that i would hit harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

www.driscollchildrens.org
2013-04-14 06:00:44 PM  
1 votes:

thisiszombocom: how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf


Fun Fact: Teen-aged boys can do the deed many times in the same day.
2013-04-14 05:56:36 PM  
1 votes:

Rreal: 16 year old has sex with a teacher, he's a boy
6 year old HUGS a teacher, they want to register him as a sex offender.

what the fark is wrong with this ?


Well, it seems to have been written by a stroke victim, for starters.
2013-04-14 05:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
$50K+ to work 2 hours a day 9 months a year, and throw it away on stupid flings.

And this is what is wrong with our education system - the teachers are abject idiots.
2013-04-14 05:39:26 PM  
1 votes:
" Capri Lynbrook Motor Inn, a 15-minute drive from the school"

Attractive nuisance.  Motels should be banned within 50 miles of schools.

"She locked the door and put a chair against the knob to secure it. "

Does that actually work?
2013-04-14 05:36:40 PM  
1 votes:
Orifice Hours? Lawl.
 
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