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(NYPost)   If you're a high school student, normally it's not a good thing when you get called to the office. Unless your teacher is a hot and insatiable sex kitten   (nypost.com) divider line 54
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2013-04-14 06:39:29 PM  
8 votes:

SevenizGud: $50K+ to work 2 hours a day 9 months a year, and throw it away on stupid flings.

And this is what is wrong with our education system - the teachers are abject idiots.


speaking of idiots, here's one that thinks teachers work 2 hours a day. most teachers put in a full work day as required. an English teacher then grades a huge stack of home work and test papers on their own time at home. then they get to enter the results into the schools computerized system. and most teachers volunteer for school functions for which they don't see a dime. more hours on the job for no extra pay.

the other 3 months of the year they have to scramble for work to pay their bills. and if you knew a few teachers you'd also be aware that most of them dive into their own wallets to pay for much needed supplies for their kids.

teachers are not idiots. they are underpaid heroes who are treated like shiat in America because morans like you don't have a clue as to how to rear children. this particular teacher made a grave error which will cost her a career, her teaching credentials, her reputation and probably her freedom after she sees the inside of a court room.

meanwhile many states have children grading their teachers efforts which affects whether or no that person will have a job. nice and easy for the fun subjects like art and music, a blistering headache for those who teach subjects where children have difficulty. and there are a lot of little shiats who give bad reviews just because they can. sound familiar?

keep judging all teachers with your distorted POV, you're amusing to the non-morans in the audience.
2013-04-14 08:16:03 PM  
4 votes:

onyxruby: If I was a high school boy I would have been all over this. As an adult I deplore the sentencing desparities in cases like this one. Question is, she was fairly attractive, why wasn't she boning the local men?


Perhaps because men in her age bracket (late 20s to early 40s) have come to the realization that crazy, needy women aren't fun to deal with. The whining about lonliness and not feeling loved along with a severe alcohol problem are big red flags. Sure she could go out to a bar and get laid, but any men she actually dated were probably scared off pretty quick.

So here we are with a crazy, needy, lonely woman who can't get her love life in order. Maybe she blames the men, maybe she blames herself. It doesn't matter because she went and found a source of male companionship that's too inexperienced to identify the crazy, too horny to care, and will worship her for the foreseeable future.
2013-04-14 05:40:36 PM  
4 votes:

MaxSupernova: Speaking as a former teenage boy and now as a man married to a 35 year old woman I can speak to this topic with a decent bit of authority.  The two groups are very similar and its not a shock that they frequently find each other.  I had always heard rumors of the wonderful dirty 30s but I had my doubts they existed.  Thankfully they do.

It does not shock me at all that a 35 year old woman surrounded by a bunch of horny boys gets herself caught in a situation like this.


==========

It shocks me.  While the teacher in question is no beauty, it's not like she's in need of a face transplant.  She could have gone into just about any club in the city on a Friday or Saturday night and found dozens of 21 year old horn-dogs willing to scratch her itch.....it would have all been legal, and she'd still have a her job.  Idiot.
2013-04-14 05:46:46 PM  
3 votes:
$50K+ to work 2 hours a day 9 months a year, and throw it away on stupid flings.

And this is what is wrong with our education system - the teachers are abject idiots.
2013-04-14 05:34:02 PM  
3 votes:
Speaking as a former teenage boy and now as a man married to a 35 year old woman I can speak to this topic with a decent bit of authority.  The two groups are very similar and its not a shock that they frequently find each other.  I had always heard rumors of the wonderful dirty 30s but I had my doubts they existed.  Thankfully they do.

It does not shock me at all that a 35 year old woman surrounded by a bunch of horny boys gets herself caught in a situation like this.
2013-04-14 05:31:51 PM  
3 votes:
Can we ever get some rationality in our sex offender laws?  What she did isn't good.  I get it.  But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?
2013-04-15 03:44:34 AM  
2 votes:

Lenny and Carl: Can we ever get some rationality in our sex offender laws?  What she did isn't good.  I get it.  But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?


As long as it's women farking boys everything is fine. Becuase...... Niiiiiice.


/a large portion of our society actually believes this
2013-04-14 07:44:43 PM  
2 votes:
1) "violated two other boys". The word violated seems... Off

2) I graduated in 89 and our drama teacher was farking half the wrestling team. We just ignored it. The boys seemed to be lining up for it and didn't really feel victimized
2013-04-14 07:16:15 PM  
2 votes:
Another boy who visited her school office in December 2010 told probers she locked the door and performed oral sex on him.

Poor kid, must have suffered. If only I could have taken his place and saved him from such a humiliation.
2013-04-14 06:44:23 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "But earlier, she brazenly had sex with two other students at the school, where her serial shenanigans were uncovered by girlfriends of the teacher's pets, the report by schools investigator Richard Condon charges."

lol those rapists and their shenanigans.. what a farking rag, NY Post
2013-04-14 06:27:48 PM  
2 votes:

The Southern Dandy: Alec Baldwin in drag?

[www.nypost.com image 300x300][parmenides.wnyc.org image 300x300]


www.nypost.com
cdn.speednik.com
Danica's sister?
2013-04-14 06:17:21 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, usually I'm the one on these threads saying the woman is ugly...but I have to admit, I think she's kinda hot.  Really...

I'd like to see more photos to judge.
2013-04-14 06:14:22 PM  
2 votes:
Alec Baldwin in drag?

www.nypost.comparmenides.wnyc.org
2013-04-14 06:00:44 PM  
2 votes:

thisiszombocom: how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf


Fun Fact: Teen-aged boys can do the deed many times in the same day.
2013-04-14 05:59:37 PM  
2 votes:

thisiszombocom: how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf


It's about complete control (with fresh meat).
2013-04-14 05:57:57 PM  
2 votes:
how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf
2013-04-14 05:57:07 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone else think she looks kinda mannish?
2013-04-14 05:49:24 PM  
2 votes:
I'm more amazed that she was talking to the GF's of the students after the fact.

She lost the barrier between herself and the students with stuff like this.
2013-04-14 05:48:03 PM  
2 votes:

Karac: Apos: Insatiable? Perhaps. Hot? Umm....NO.

You have to admit ... she's Fark hot.
It's like 'british hot', but without the curve for bad dental work.
In fact, judging from the reliable daily mail links, fark hot and british hot aren't that far apart.


i.imgur.com

She's got a MILF thing going on. She's not hideous.
2013-04-14 05:44:35 PM  
2 votes:

Lenny and Carl: But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?


Would she have got a year's probation if she'd had sex with a six year old?
2013-04-15 08:52:45 AM  
1 votes:

gambitsgirl: "violated two other boys". The word violated seems... Off


"Violated" = "gave them the times of their young lives" apparently.

Now what did we learn from all this?  If you are a 16 yo girl and aren't putting out for your boyfriend, he may just get it somewhere else.  However, the corollary to this rule is that the boy may actually know what he's doing by the time you are ready.  Teachers: teaching boys to be men since ... well, ever since fark has been around at least.
2013-04-15 03:39:28 AM  
1 votes:

Lenny and Carl: Can we ever get some rationality in our sex offender laws?  What she did isn't good.  I get it.  But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?


I have actually had this conversation with a couple of my female co-workers. They both said, without a doubt, that they don't see *any* difference between a teacher having sex with a 16 year old student, and a guy who drags a 6 year old kid into an alley. None. Both of them need to go to prison for the rest of their lives, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. They actually think it is horribly, horribly wrong when a teacher who farked a student does not get sent to prison for a very, very long time.

I can only guess that it is some sort of "mother protecting her young" response from these women, as any rational being would see a large difference between the two examples. You might as well say there is no difference between a teenager shoplifting a tube of lipstick, and an armed bank robbery.
2013-04-15 02:12:32 AM  
1 votes:

eggrolls: Wulfman: Ed Grubermann: thisiszombocom: how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf

Fun Fact: Teen-aged boys can do the deed many times in the same day.


Fun Fact: that's not something limited to teen-aged boys.

But you have to admit, the refresh rate is at it's most impressive in the teen years.

That being said, it wouldn't be THAT much effort to find another willing grown up for a satisfying office quickie  .


A high refresh rate coupled with a low dwell time.

Serial frustration anyone?
2013-04-15 02:01:20 AM  
1 votes:
I guess Queens hot is sort of like British hot: the conversion scale is skewed.
2013-04-15 12:18:52 AM  
1 votes:
LOL.  Half of the guys on say they'd hit it, and the other half are lying.
2013-04-14 11:15:40 PM  
1 votes:

Shazam999: KrispyKritter: SevenizGud: $50K+ to work 2 hours a day 9 months a year, and throw it away on stupid flings.

And this is what is wrong with our education system - the teachers are abject idiots.

speaking of idiots, here's one that thinks teachers work 2 hours a day. most teachers put in a full work day as required. an English teacher then grades a huge stack of home work and test papers on their own time at home. then they get to enter the results into the schools computerized system. and most teachers volunteer for school functions for which they don't see a dime. more hours on the job for no extra pay.

the other 3 months of the year they have to scramble for work to pay their bills. and if you knew a few teachers you'd also be aware that most of them dive into their own wallets to pay for much needed supplies for their kids.

teachers are not idiots. they are underpaid heroes who are treated like shiat in America because morans like you don't have a clue as to how to rear children. this particular teacher made a grave error which will cost her a career, her teaching credentials, her reputation and probably her freedom after she sees the inside of a court room.

meanwhile many states have children grading their teachers efforts which affects whether or no that person will have a job. nice and easy for the fun subjects like art and music, a blistering headache for those who teach subjects where children have difficulty. and there are a lot of little shiats who give bad reviews just because they can. sound familiar?

keep judging all teachers with your distorted POV, you're amusing to the non-morans in the audience.

They can just move here to Alberta, we have the highest average wages for teachers in Canada, and they get a DB pension.


And 16 is legal...
2013-04-14 10:46:00 PM  
1 votes:

duenor: I (honestly) do not have much experience with it, but my buddy apparently does quite well for himself on okcupid. he's not gorgeous but tall and decent looking....


Alas, but okcupid is a lonely place for men who are merely 5'10". tall.  :(
2013-04-14 10:41:01 PM  
1 votes:

illannoyin: I tell the same CSB in most of these threads,

Some of the horniest and most sexually aggressive women in our swingers group are teachers. I once asked them about the phenomenon of teachers farking teenage boys. They all said there is no way they would ever do it. Not necessarily because of the moral implications but as one of them put it "Ugh! Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

None of them are what you'd call hawt but I can confirm that they do in fact fark hard.


It's been awhile since HS, but I figured they all stank of Axe.
2013-04-14 09:50:45 PM  
1 votes:
I (honestly) do not have much experience with it, but my buddy apparently does quite well for himself on okcupid. he's not gorgeous but tall and decent looking.... anyway, it just sounds like so many farkers have a hard time getting laid by decent looking women.

I'm sure it can't be that hard. I mean half the population is women and if there are lots of unmarried guys that must mean there are a lot of unmarried women.
2013-04-14 09:30:09 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: thisiszombocom: how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf

Fun Fact: Teen-aged boys can do the deed many times in the same day.



Fun Fact: that's not something limited to teen-aged boys.
2013-04-14 09:27:00 PM  
1 votes:
I'd hit it. In all three holes. Repeatedly.
2013-04-14 09:25:14 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Initially charged with rape, Driscoll copped to a misdemeanor sex-misconduct charge under a Nassau County plea deal last year and was put on probation for six years."

I'm sure a male teacher doing a 16-year-old girl would have gotten the same deal.
2013-04-14 09:17:26 PM  
1 votes:

illannoyin: I tell the same CSB in most of these threads,

Some of the horniest and most sexually aggressive women in our swingers group are teachers. I once asked them about the phenomenon of teachers farking teenage boys. They all said there is no way they would ever do it. Not necessarily because of the moral implications but as one of them put it "Ugh! Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

None of them are what you'd call hawt but I can confirm that they do in fact fark hard.


Makes sense, they would have to to make up for their looks.
2013-04-14 09:16:05 PM  
1 votes:
Brazen sex? Serial shenanigans? Who wrote this article???
2013-04-14 08:51:55 PM  
1 votes:

rkiller1: Yes I would. Whether I was 15, 30, 45, 60...


This.

Also, who the hell leaves a sext from their teacher on their phone?

Photo of the girlfriend in the article:
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2013-04-14 08:28:06 PM  
1 votes:
Thus is the nature of human sexuality.  Resisting human nature forever is impossible.  Biologically, teenagers are already adults.

This sort of thing to me is akin to a businessman/woman sleeping with a client or a direct employee - worthy of termination but not prison.  I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this.
2013-04-14 07:59:37 PM  
1 votes:

p51d007: What I want to know, is where were all of these teachers when I was in HS in the 70's?
All we had were the spinster granny types that looked like they were 100 years old.


THIS!

"They lay on the floor behind her desk, where she performed oral sex before they had intercourse, the boy told investigators.
Another boy who visited her school office in December 2010 told probers she locked the door and performed oral sex on him."

Dammit! At 16 I'd have probably given my middle nut to get raped by a teacher like that.
2013-04-14 07:56:37 PM  
1 votes:
I know these adults sexually molesting minors are heroes on fark, but jokes aside, does the school system get sued for all the pedophilia going on the public school system?
2013-04-14 07:32:14 PM  
1 votes:
Would do
2013-04-14 07:26:01 PM  
1 votes:

Delay: Specifically, the stuff in a simile after "like" can not equal the stuff in front of that connective, "like." Otherwise, it's not a simile. It's just stupid.


Like = "as would".

farking language, how does it work?

/by not remaining a rigid construct and morphing to suit the needs of its users
2013-04-14 07:23:26 PM  
1 votes:
In HS, I would have hit that til there was nothing left to hit. Hell, I'm not so picky that I wouldn't have given that a go now.
2013-04-14 07:10:10 PM  
1 votes:
Her teacher's license was yanked.

I don't know how typical this is for NY Post, but damn that's some horrible writing.
2013-04-14 06:48:40 PM  
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: "I will f--k you hard like a teacher," one allegedly read.

Is that a thing, teachers farking hard? Or is half of that simile missing?

I'd go with "I will get you laid and get you off so hard, that you'll think I'm a drastic budget cut."


Odd, she was an English teacher. She should know the essence of a simile. A simile compares two fundamentally unlike things in some interesting way. The comparison may not be clear to everyone. It's intended to make you think.

Here's a simile:
"When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherised upon a table"
(T. S. Eliot)

Specifically, the stuff in a simile after "like" can not equal the stuff in front of that connective, "like." Otherwise, it's not a simile. It's just stupid.

Here's another:
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers!
(Shrek, 2001)
2013-04-14 06:47:15 PM  
1 votes:
img.bestmemes.com
2013-04-14 06:40:14 PM  
1 votes:
The good thing about teachers is that if you do it wrong, they make you do it over till you get it right...

www.theglobaldispatch.com
2013-04-14 06:35:41 PM  
1 votes:
img.youtube.com
2013-04-14 06:30:19 PM  
1 votes:

MaxSupernova: Speaking as a former teenage boy and now as a man married to a 35 year old woman I can speak to this topic with a decent bit of authority.  The two groups are very similar and its not a shock that they frequently find each other.  I had always heard rumors of the wonderful dirty 30s but I had my doubts they existed.  Thankfully they do.

It does not shock me at all that a 35 year old woman surrounded by a bunch of horny boys gets herself caught in a situation like this.


Exactly when do these Dirty Thirties start? 35? Or right at 30?

I'm asking for a friend....
2013-04-14 06:14:27 PM  
1 votes:
What is wrong with these high school teachers? Or has this always happened but male students used to not tell their parents?
2013-04-14 06:01:23 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Anyone else think she looks kinda mannish?


Yes. Absolutely.

/That's a man, baby.
2013-04-14 06:01:22 PM  
1 votes:
oh, and a gis on tara driscoll reveals a totally unrelated result that i would hit harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

www.driscollchildrens.org
2013-04-14 05:57:26 PM  
1 votes:
She shoulda taught the GFs the most important lesson here: start the session with oral.
2013-04-14 05:46:34 PM  
1 votes:
16 year old has sex with a teacher, he's a boy
6 year old HUGS a teacher, they want to register him as a sex offender.

what the fark is wrong with this ?
2013-04-14 05:36:40 PM  
1 votes:
Orifice Hours? Lawl.
2013-04-14 05:30:52 PM  
1 votes:
Yes I would. Whether I was 15, 30, 45, 60...
 
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