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(NYPost)   If you're a high school student, normally it's not a good thing when you get called to the office. Unless your teacher is a hot and insatiable sex kitten   (nypost.com) divider line 100
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2013-04-14 04:30:57 PM  
Insatiable? Perhaps. Hot? Umm....NO.
 
2013-04-14 05:10:25 PM  
wait wait wait! I've seen this movie!!
 
2013-04-14 05:30:52 PM  
Yes I would. Whether I was 15, 30, 45, 60...
 
2013-04-14 05:31:51 PM  
Can we ever get some rationality in our sex offender laws?  What she did isn't good.  I get it.  But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?
 
2013-04-14 05:34:02 PM  
Speaking as a former teenage boy and now as a man married to a 35 year old woman I can speak to this topic with a decent bit of authority.  The two groups are very similar and its not a shock that they frequently find each other.  I had always heard rumors of the wonderful dirty 30s but I had my doubts they existed.  Thankfully they do.

It does not shock me at all that a 35 year old woman surrounded by a bunch of horny boys gets herself caught in a situation like this.
 
2013-04-14 05:34:45 PM  
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2013-04-14 05:36:40 PM  
Orifice Hours? Lawl.
 
2013-04-14 05:37:52 PM  
"I will f--k you hard like a teacher," one allegedly read.

Is that a thing, teachers farking hard? Or is half of that simile missing?

I'd go with "I will get you laid and get you off so hard, that you'll think I'm a drastic budget cut."
 
2013-04-14 05:38:07 PM  

Apos: Insatiable? Perhaps. Hot? Umm....NO.


You have to admit ... she's Fark hot.
It's like 'british hot', but without the curve for bad dental work.
In fact, judging from the reliable daily mail links, fark hot and british hot aren't that far apart.
 
2013-04-14 05:38:41 PM  
Sounds like going back to high school might be a better plan to get laid than what I'm trying...
 
2013-04-14 05:39:26 PM  
" Capri Lynbrook Motor Inn, a 15-minute drive from the school"

Attractive nuisance.  Motels should be banned within 50 miles of schools.

"She locked the door and put a chair against the knob to secure it. "

Does that actually work?
 
2013-04-14 05:39:29 PM  
What I want to know, is where were all of these teachers when I was in HS in the 70's?
All we had were the spinster granny types that looked like they were 100 years old.
 
2013-04-14 05:40:36 PM  

MaxSupernova: Speaking as a former teenage boy and now as a man married to a 35 year old woman I can speak to this topic with a decent bit of authority.  The two groups are very similar and its not a shock that they frequently find each other.  I had always heard rumors of the wonderful dirty 30s but I had my doubts they existed.  Thankfully they do.

It does not shock me at all that a 35 year old woman surrounded by a bunch of horny boys gets herself caught in a situation like this.


==========

It shocks me.  While the teacher in question is no beauty, it's not like she's in need of a face transplant.  She could have gone into just about any club in the city on a Friday or Saturday night and found dozens of 21 year old horn-dogs willing to scratch her itch.....it would have all been legal, and she'd still have a her job.  Idiot.
 
2013-04-14 05:43:52 PM  
If I was a high school boy I would have been all over this. As an adult I deplore the sentencing desparities in cases like this one. Question is, she was fairly attractive, why wasn't she boning the local men?
 
2013-04-14 05:44:35 PM  

Lenny and Carl: But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?


Would she have got a year's probation if she'd had sex with a six year old?
 
2013-04-14 05:45:01 PM  
"I will fark you hard like a teacher"

//and I'm off to the fap cave
 
2013-04-14 05:46:34 PM  
16 year old has sex with a teacher, he's a boy
6 year old HUGS a teacher, they want to register him as a sex offender.

what the fark is wrong with this ?
 
2013-04-14 05:46:46 PM  
$50K+ to work 2 hours a day 9 months a year, and throw it away on stupid flings.

And this is what is wrong with our education system - the teachers are abject idiots.
 
2013-04-14 05:48:03 PM  

Karac: Apos: Insatiable? Perhaps. Hot? Umm....NO.

You have to admit ... she's Fark hot.
It's like 'british hot', but without the curve for bad dental work.
In fact, judging from the reliable daily mail links, fark hot and british hot aren't that far apart.


i.imgur.com

She's got a MILF thing going on. She's not hideous.
 
2013-04-14 05:49:24 PM  
I'm more amazed that she was talking to the GF's of the students after the fact.

She lost the barrier between herself and the students with stuff like this.
 
2013-04-14 05:50:11 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: " Capri Lynbrook Motor Inn, a 15-minute drive from the school"

Attractive nuisance.  Motels should be banned within 50 miles of schools.

"She locked the door and put a chair against the knob to secure it. "

Does that actually work?


The Dude says, "no it does not, man."
redlami.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-14 05:51:01 PM  

p51d007: What I want to know, is where were all of these teachers when I was in HS in the 70's?
All we had were the spinster granny types that looked like they were 100 years old.


And on top of that they bribe ya with $300 sneakers!
 
2013-04-14 05:54:21 PM  

p51d007: What I want to know, is where were all of these teachers when I was in HS in the 70's?
All we had were the spinster granny types that looked like they were 100 years old.


No, the question is what did you generation do to your kids that they turned into uncontrollable sluts?
 
2013-04-14 05:56:36 PM  

Rreal: 16 year old has sex with a teacher, he's a boy
6 year old HUGS a teacher, they want to register him as a sex offender.

what the fark is wrong with this ?


Well, it seems to have been written by a stroke victim, for starters.
 
2013-04-14 05:57:07 PM  
Anyone else think she looks kinda mannish?
 
2013-04-14 05:57:11 PM  

GardenWeasel: p51d007: What I want to know, is where were all of these teachers when I was in HS in the 70's?
All we had were the spinster granny types that looked like they were 100 years old.

No, the question is what did you generation do to your kids that they turned into uncontrollable sluts?


Are you calling the students or the teachers "sluts"?
/The teacher was a kid in the 1980s.
 
2013-04-14 05:57:26 PM  
She shoulda taught the GFs the most important lesson here: start the session with oral.
 
2013-04-14 05:57:57 PM  
how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf
 
2013-04-14 05:59:37 PM  

thisiszombocom: how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf


It's about complete control (with fresh meat).
 
2013-04-14 06:00:44 PM  

thisiszombocom: how hard is it for a woman to get laid?  you need to fark teens?

wtf


Fun Fact: Teen-aged boys can do the deed many times in the same day.
 
2013-04-14 06:01:16 PM  

Lenny and Carl: Can we ever get some rationality in our sex offender laws?  What she did isn't good.  I get it.  But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?


Yeah, I think losing her teachers license is all that is needed for punishment in this situation and ones like it. She doesn't belong teaching but she doesn't belong in prison either.
 
2013-04-14 06:01:22 PM  
oh, and a gis on tara driscoll reveals a totally unrelated result that i would hit harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

www.driscollchildrens.org
 
2013-04-14 06:01:23 PM  

fusillade762: Anyone else think she looks kinda mannish?


Yes. Absolutely.

/That's a man, baby.
 
2013-04-14 06:11:14 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Karac: Apos: Insatiable? Perhaps. Hot? Umm....NO.

You have to admit ... she's Fark hot.
It's like 'british hot', but without the curve for bad dental work.
In fact, judging from the reliable daily mail links, fark hot and british hot aren't that far apart.

[i.imgur.com image 170x267]

She's got a MILF thing going on. She's not hideous.


Anal Tobacco Furnace: fusillade762: Anyone else think she looks kinda mannish?

Yes. Absolutely.

/That's a man, baby.



She's got that Kathy Ireland lantern jaw, man. Unsettling to the core. *shudder*

/"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power." ― Oscar Wilde.
 
2013-04-14 06:12:20 PM  

Lenny and Carl: Can we ever get some rationality in our sex offender laws?  What she did isn't good.  I get it.  But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?


Some people get extra irritated when the government minions have sex with the kids.
 
2013-04-14 06:14:22 PM  
Alec Baldwin in drag?

www.nypost.comparmenides.wnyc.org
 
2013-04-14 06:14:27 PM  
What is wrong with these high school teachers? Or has this always happened but male students used to not tell their parents?
 
2013-04-14 06:17:21 PM  
Wow, usually I'm the one on these threads saying the woman is ugly...but I have to admit, I think she's kinda hot.  Really...

I'd like to see more photos to judge.
 
2013-04-14 06:27:48 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Alec Baldwin in drag?

[www.nypost.com image 300x300][parmenides.wnyc.org image 300x300]


www.nypost.com
cdn.speednik.com
Danica's sister?
 
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2013-04-14 06:29:29 PM  

Lenny and Carl: Can we ever get some rationality in our sex offender laws?  What she did isn't good.  I get it.  But isn't there a mile's worth of difference between someone who farks a willing sixteen year old and someone who farks a six year old?  Can we stop treating these like they're the same?


So we give people who have sex with 6 year olds probation? That's all she got after pleading out.
 
2013-04-14 06:29:31 PM  
static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-04-14 06:30:19 PM  

MaxSupernova: Speaking as a former teenage boy and now as a man married to a 35 year old woman I can speak to this topic with a decent bit of authority.  The two groups are very similar and its not a shock that they frequently find each other.  I had always heard rumors of the wonderful dirty 30s but I had my doubts they existed.  Thankfully they do.

It does not shock me at all that a 35 year old woman surrounded by a bunch of horny boys gets herself caught in a situation like this.


Exactly when do these Dirty Thirties start? 35? Or right at 30?

I'm asking for a friend....
 
2013-04-14 06:31:13 PM  

GardenWeasel: p51d007: What I want to know, is where were all of these teachers when I was in HS in the 70's?
All we had were the spinster granny types that looked like they were 100 years old.

No, the question is what did you generation do to your kids that they turned into uncontrollable sluts?


The Liberals did it !
 
2013-04-14 06:35:41 PM  
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2013-04-14 06:39:29 PM  

SevenizGud: $50K+ to work 2 hours a day 9 months a year, and throw it away on stupid flings.

And this is what is wrong with our education system - the teachers are abject idiots.


speaking of idiots, here's one that thinks teachers work 2 hours a day. most teachers put in a full work day as required. an English teacher then grades a huge stack of home work and test papers on their own time at home. then they get to enter the results into the schools computerized system. and most teachers volunteer for school functions for which they don't see a dime. more hours on the job for no extra pay.

the other 3 months of the year they have to scramble for work to pay their bills. and if you knew a few teachers you'd also be aware that most of them dive into their own wallets to pay for much needed supplies for their kids.

teachers are not idiots. they are underpaid heroes who are treated like shiat in America because morans like you don't have a clue as to how to rear children. this particular teacher made a grave error which will cost her a career, her teaching credentials, her reputation and probably her freedom after she sees the inside of a court room.

meanwhile many states have children grading their teachers efforts which affects whether or no that person will have a job. nice and easy for the fun subjects like art and music, a blistering headache for those who teach subjects where children have difficulty. and there are a lot of little shiats who give bad reviews just because they can. sound familiar?

keep judging all teachers with your distorted POV, you're amusing to the non-morans in the audience.
 
2013-04-14 06:40:14 PM  
The good thing about teachers is that if you do it wrong, they make you do it over till you get it right...

www.theglobaldispatch.com
 
2013-04-14 06:44:23 PM  
FTFA: "But earlier, she brazenly had sex with two other students at the school, where her serial shenanigans were uncovered by girlfriends of the teacher's pets, the report by schools investigator Richard Condon charges."

lol those rapists and their shenanigans.. what a farking rag, NY Post
 
2013-04-14 06:47:15 PM  
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2013-04-14 06:48:15 PM  
So is the lesson learned that if you're a hot 35 year old woman doing it with a 15 year old boy,
you should not be a teacher...

/let that be a lesson to you.
 
2013-04-14 06:48:40 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: "I will f--k you hard like a teacher," one allegedly read.

Is that a thing, teachers farking hard? Or is half of that simile missing?

I'd go with "I will get you laid and get you off so hard, that you'll think I'm a drastic budget cut."


Odd, she was an English teacher. She should know the essence of a simile. A simile compares two fundamentally unlike things in some interesting way. The comparison may not be clear to everyone. It's intended to make you think.

Here's a simile:
"When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherised upon a table"
(T. S. Eliot)

Specifically, the stuff in a simile after "like" can not equal the stuff in front of that connective, "like." Otherwise, it's not a simile. It's just stupid.

Here's another:
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sprouting little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers!
(Shrek, 2001)
 
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