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(NYPost)   One of the great things about being Hugh Jackman is that random female fans will throw electric razors filled with their pubic hairs at you while you're at the gym   (nypost.com) divider line 49
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2013-04-14 04:08:45 PM  
I'm calling interview dibbsies.
 
2013-04-14 04:21:01 PM  
fta: He backed away as soon as she made a move for her nether regions.

Now there's a sentence I wasn't expecting to run into today. Does it get any funnier?

The NYPD Crime Scene Unit recovered the weapon and had to pick the hairs out of it to match them with her DNA, the source added.

Okay, now ordinarily I don't make it a point to poke fun at the mentally ill but that right there is pretty funny.

Small wonder NYPD would rather run entrapment stings instead of spending their time plucking some crazy lady's pubes out of a razor.
 
2013-04-14 05:10:55 PM  
And another one: Kathleen Thurston, 47, bushwhacked him...

Some Post writer is having a good old time.
 
2013-04-14 05:11:06 PM  
The actor, who plays Wolverine in the "X-Men" movies, was exercising at Gotham Gym on Washington Street at about 8 a.m. when Kathleen Thurston, 47, bushwhacked him.

answer 1: What you did there ...

answer 2: The article says nothing about the razor actually hitting Jackman.
 
2013-04-14 05:25:02 PM  
Kinky!
 
2013-04-14 05:25:13 PM  
The NYPD Crime Scene Unit recovered the weapon and had to pick the hairs out of it to match them with her DNA, the source added.

Sounds like a great job.
 
2013-04-14 05:25:26 PM  
The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt
 
2013-04-14 05:25:34 PM  
Must be nice having women throw themselves at you.
 
2013-04-14 05:25:50 PM  
Was she from Brazil?
I hope they called President Merkin Muffley.
 
2013-04-14 05:26:01 PM  

Therion: The article says nothing about the razor actually hitting Jackman.


theathleticnerd.com
 
2013-04-14 05:26:38 PM  
Considering the size of his ackman can you blame her?
 
2013-04-14 05:26:59 PM  
I  learned that trick from a wise old wolverine trapper.
 
2013-04-14 05:28:17 PM  
Given the rumours surrounding Jackman, the noted song and dance man, this is like the inedible in pursuit of the unspeakable.
 
2013-04-14 05:28:23 PM  

show me: And another one: Kathleen Thurston, 47, bushwhacked him...

Some Post writer is having a good old time.


Oh FFS, how did I miss that one?

Good eye.
 
2013-04-14 05:29:21 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt


Wait what, no he isn't.
 
2013-04-14 05:30:16 PM  
Thurston, whose listed address is a Harlem shelter for the mentally ill,

that may help explain this action.
 
2013-04-14 05:34:29 PM  
www.geekrest.com
 
2013-04-14 05:34:38 PM  
So she tried to razor a huge jack, man?
 
2013-04-14 05:37:14 PM  
Ladies......I got some bad news...
www.nypost.com
t2.gstatic.com
You might be wasting yer time.....

/nttawwt
 
2013-04-14 05:40:37 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt


because he did a musical where he played teh gay?



i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-14 05:44:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

because he did a musical where he played teh gay?


Well, that, and the fact that he gargles with semen so fresh you can still feel the tadpoles trying to swim for the egg
 
2013-04-14 05:45:33 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

because he did a musical where he played teh gay?

[i.imgur.com image 350x240]


I guess he was too good in the role?
 
2013-04-14 05:46:12 PM  
Hey, is that- that's Hugh Jackman over there talking to that guy on the bicep machine. I desperately want him to notice me. Good thing I just shaved the bacon strip- Hugh! Hey! I just loved you in the "X-Men"- oh, wait, he's not listening. Now he's talking to the towel boy. How can I get his attention and show that I just finished skinning the ham?
 
2013-04-14 05:53:11 PM  
There was an off chance he would be so impressed with her sincere devotion he would collect the pubes and harvest the DNA from them to create an egg which he would then inseminate to create this crazy ladies love child.  It could happen.
 
2013-04-14 05:55:20 PM  

Cyno01: [www.geekrest.com image 850x656]


Is he at a Tanooki show?
 
2013-04-14 06:03:50 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt


Why are you trying to queer out Hugh Jackman? I happen to know that after X-Men 3 wrapped, he and Ian McKellen went camping and you know they were balls deep in pussy.
 
2013-04-14 06:19:01 PM  
Holy crap, for some reason I always imagined this happening in Japan.
 
2013-04-14 06:24:20 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Igor Jakovsky: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

because he did a musical where he played teh gay?

Well, that, and the fact that he gargles with semen so fresh you can still feel the tadpoles trying to swim for the egg


He's been married for like, 30 years or something.  Get a grip.
 
2013-04-14 06:29:30 PM  
Impregnation: you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-14 06:42:18 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-04-14 07:01:50 PM  

Mugato: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

Why are you trying to queer out Hugh Jackman? I happen to know that after X-Men 3 wrapped, he and Ian McKellen went camping and you know they were balls deep in pussy.


Only if you mean that guy that was on the Sopranos.
 
2013-04-14 07:10:37 PM  
okey I think he is a fine looking guy and he is married and so am I. I see a a nutcase gunning for him ill jump in save him just for a smile and a thank you.
 
2013-04-14 08:03:16 PM  
Great guy from everything I've seen seen/read/heard about him.

Too bad he sucked in that sucky suck of the suckingest movie I've seen in years: Van Helsing.

What a piece of garbage.
 
2013-04-14 08:12:54 PM  
But what about Hugh G. Rection?
 
2013-04-14 08:39:52 PM  

Fade2black: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Igor Jakovsky: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

because he did a musical where he played teh gay?

Well, that, and the fact that he gargles with semen so fresh you can still feel the tadpoles trying to swim for the egg

He's been married for like, 30 years or something.  Get a grip.


It's wishful thinking, leave the stud alone in his projections.
 
2013-04-14 08:39:56 PM  
If it were a male stalker, he'd be imprisoned by now... but because it's a Lady Stalker, it's AMUSING LOL.
 
2013-04-14 08:55:03 PM  
Anyone else see it?  Kinda?  Sorta??

www.geekrest.com


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-14 09:25:55 PM  
What a razor sharp pubic furball, flying toward Hugh Jackman might look like
www.themoviepreviewcritic.com
 
2013-04-14 09:27:42 PM  
shiat like this happens to me like almost every other week so I completely understand my Jackmans situation.
 
2013-04-14 09:40:37 PM  

Fade2black: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Igor Jakovsky: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

because he did a musical where he played teh gay?

Well, that, and the fact that he gargles with semen so fresh you can still feel the tadpoles trying to swim for the egg

He's been married for like, 30 years or something.  Get a grip.


Meh, so is Jon Bon Jovi, ...
 
2013-04-14 10:25:15 PM  

Mugato: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

Why are you trying to queer out Hugh Jackman? I happen to know that after X-Men 3 wrapped, he and Ian McKellen went camping and you know they were balls deep in pussy.


25.media.tumblr.com

Fabulous. Wants to call a meeting with his staff.
 
2013-04-14 11:06:46 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Well, that, and the fact that he gargles with semen so fresh you can still feel the tadpoles trying to swim for the egg


Wow, sounds like you have some inside knowledge or at least spend too much time fantasizing about it.
/NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-14 11:43:16 PM  
i42.photobucket.com

Perfectly understandable behaviour.

/dat ass.
 
2013-04-15 12:57:27 AM  
for a hot guy, his wife is actually pretty ugly.  maybe shes a beard.  maybe hes a decent guy and kept the wife he was with before he was famous

assets.nydailynews.com

ugh

but man id go gay for jackman
 
2013-04-15 12:58:01 AM  

Fade2black: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Igor Jakovsky: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The "X-Men" movies? Is he not really in the X-Men movies an this is just a euphemism for something? Seriously, why the unnecessary quotation marks?

Also, Jackman is gay, nttawtt

because he did a musical where he played teh gay?

Well, that, and the fact that he gargles with semen so fresh you can still feel the tadpoles trying to swim for the egg

He's been married for like, 30 years or something.  Get a grip.


Just to clarify, he's been married to a woman since 1996.

/But all genders should be free to fantasize.
//Mr. Jackman is a very handsome man.
///That smile...
 
2013-04-15 01:10:33 AM  

thisiszombocom: for a hot guy, his wife is actually pretty ugly.  maybe shes a beard.  maybe hes a decent guy and kept the wife he was with before he was famous



I don't find her attractive but this is the competition aiming for his hand in marriage. yeesh.

i.imgur.com.
 
2013-04-15 08:59:59 AM  

Tenatra: I don't find her attractive but this is the competition aiming for his hand in marriage. yeesh.


I may never be able to achieve an erection again.  Thanks.  And from my wife also, Thanks.  (Dammit, I don't think she's being sarcastic.)
 
2013-04-15 02:53:40 PM  

Tenatra: thisiszombocom: for a hot guy, his wife is actually pretty ugly.  maybe shes a beard.  maybe hes a decent guy and kept the wife he was with before he was famous


I don't find her attractive but this is the competition aiming for his hand in marriage. yeesh.

[i.imgur.com image 850x776].


Look at the face.  Imagine the pubes.  Enjoy the gestalt.
 
2013-04-15 04:31:59 PM  

thisiszombocom: for a hot guy, his wife is actually pretty ugly.  maybe shes a beard.  maybe hes a decent guy and kept the wife he was with before he was famous

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x527]

ugh

but man id go gay for jackman


she hasn't aged well, but they've worked together, had 2 miscarriages, and she's helped produce some of his stuff according to wikipedia.
 
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