JasonOfOrillia: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 300x168]
ten foiled hats: Reminds me of my younger brother learning to talk. He tried to say 'firetruck.' He did not say 'firetruck.'/was mad because I'd've gotten spanked for saying what he said, and he got a round of laughs.
Molavian: I went the extra mile and taught my son when it's acceptable to swear.
m053486: Been lucky so far...my 2 yo does know the alphabet, but I've yet to hear her swear.And I swear way too much, especially in the car./"Only daddy talks like that!"
DragonIV: Molavian: I went the extra mile and taught my son when it's acceptable to swear.This, and so did I. Especially since I have a potty mouth anyway.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My Playstation multiplayer experiences confirm this.
Crackers Are a Family Food: I was singing, in my little sing-song voice, "Asshole, asshole!" at everyone who went by.
sleeper2995: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My Playstation multiplayer experiences confirm this.No shiat What's you gamer tag? I'm on there too hit me up mine is Tomahawk_Tipton
dopekitty74: She also once called me a bastard when we were playing barbies. Ratted her out that time too..
rkiller1: When I was five or six my parents made me say, "I was born on a pirate ship" whilst holding my tongue. Hilarity ensued, until I walked around grandma's house saying it one hundred million billion times./Of course played the same trick on my son.
UsikFark: assbiatchcoontdickfarkwait, what is E?
rkiller1: UsikFark: assbiatchcoontdickfarkwait, what is E?http://www.urbandictionary.com/popular.php?character=E
buzzcut73: Yeah, guilt here too. Actually the 2.5 year old was singing the alphabet right around the same time she started using "Goddammit" in proper context. Broken toy, dropped sandwich, those sorts of things.Totally my fault. At least I'd stopped dropping F bombs with any frequency by the time she started talking.
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