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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   Remember Agent 99 from the 'Get Smart' series? She's still kind of hot   (post-gazette.com) divider line 70
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2013-04-14 08:11:12 AM  
I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

*pause*

Would you believe a slap from a demi-god?

*pause*

How about an eyepoke from Newt, Hercules' sidekick from the cartoon?
 
2013-04-14 08:43:50 AM  
I loved that show...
 
2013-04-14 08:44:17 AM  
If she was 99 when the series began, I even can't imagine how old she is now. Would you believe

// Good 99 thinking.

//  80 is the new 40.
 
2013-04-14 09:14:20 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.


Missed it by that much.
 
2013-04-14 09:34:22 AM  
I would give her The Craw
 
2013-04-14 09:46:54 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.


i450.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-14 09:51:17 AM  
Loved her on Game of Thrones last week.

But yeah, Ms Feldon is holding up *quite* nicely.
 
2013-04-14 10:43:40 AM  
Yay!  It's the yearly, "Barbara Feldon is still alive and very bangable" thread.

Personally, I hope she lives forever.  Unfortunately, I think it's only a matter of time before one of the Kardashians murders her and consumes her still-beating heart to absorb her magic of looking so great after all these years.
 
2013-04-14 10:44:02 AM  

elvisaintdead: Loved her on Game of Thrones last week.

But yeah, Ms Feldon is holding up *quite* nicely.


Uhhhhh.......

Never mind.
 
2013-04-14 10:49:55 AM  
For some reason, this made me very sad.
 
2013-04-14 10:53:30 AM  
Subby - saw her on the local news last night (here in Pgh) and thought the same damn thing.
 
2013-04-14 10:58:31 AM  

texdent: I would give her The Craw


The craw?
 
2013-04-14 11:03:20 AM  

Marquis de Sod: texdent: I would give her The Craw

The craw?


Not the craw, The Craw!
 
2013-04-14 11:05:34 AM  

texdent: Marquis de Sod: texdent: I would give her The Craw

The craw?

Not the craw, The Craw!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-14 11:07:20 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: elvisaintdead: Loved her on Game of Thrones last week.

But yeah, Ms Feldon is holding up *quite* nicely.

Uhhhhh.......

Never mind.


Yeah. Don't know if this is a trick, or just Stupid rearing it's ugly head.
 
2013-04-14 11:10:47 AM  
 
2013-04-14 11:11:33 AM  
"Oh Max..." indeed.
 
2013-04-14 11:14:45 AM  

WhippingBoy: Summer Glau's Love Slave: elvisaintdead: Loved her on Game of Thrones last week.

But yeah, Ms Feldon is holding up *quite* nicely.

Uhhhhh.......

Never mind.

Yeah. Don't know if this is a trick, or just Stupid rearing it's ugly head.


The middle of a Barbara Feldon-Diana Rigg sandwich would be a nice place.
 
2013-04-14 11:18:40 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: elvisaintdead: Loved her on Game of Thrones last week.

But yeah, Ms Feldon is holding up *quite* nicely.

Uhhhhh.......

Never mind.


Forget it. He's rolling.
 
2013-04-14 11:28:25 AM  

23FPB23: texdent: Marquis de Sod: texdent: I would give her The Craw

The craw?

Not the craw, The Craw!

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i.imgur.com

Or the Frush.
 
2013-04-14 11:28:57 AM  

dionysusaur: WhippingBoy: Summer Glau's Love Slave: elvisaintdead: Loved her on Game of Thrones last week.

But yeah, Ms Feldon is holding up *quite* nicely.

Uhhhhh.......

Never mind.

Yeah. Don't know if this is a trick, or just Stupid rearing it's ugly head.

The middle of a Barbara Feldon-Diana Rigg sandwich would be a nice place.


You! Yes, youi!! Out of my head & off my lawn right now!
 
2013-04-14 11:32:40 AM  
i don't fark granny!
 
2013-04-14 11:43:52 AM  

roger_lamothe: i don't fark granny!


Hush up, child. dionysusaur & I are reminiscing.
 
2013-04-14 11:46:27 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Yay!  It's the yearly, "Barbara Feldon is still alive and very bangable" thread.

Personally, I hope she lives forever.  Unfortunately, I think it's only a matter of time before one of the Kardashians murders her and consumes her still-beating heart to absorb her magic of looking so great after all these years.


for no good reason I confuse her with the chick that was batgirl.  Now I am wondering how hot and bangable she may still be.  Also the word "bangable" is a good word.  Says it all really.  Cut and dry.  Yes or no.  For example most old ladies are not "bangable" - Joan Rivers comes to mind.
 
2013-04-14 11:47:29 AM  
One of my Dad's fraternity brothers dated her for a bit.
 
2013-04-14 11:47:44 AM  
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2013-04-14 11:50:20 AM  

dionysusaur: The middle of a Barbara Feldon-Diana Rigg sandwich would be a nice place.


Oh hell yeah.
 
2013-04-14 11:51:57 AM  
Man, I haven't thought about her in ages.
 
2013-04-14 11:53:13 AM  

RoyHobbs22: for no good reason I confuse her with the chick that was batgirl


Yvonne Craig

she was also the Orion Slave Girl on TOS
 
2013-04-14 12:00:42 PM  
Lots of "Mommy, why does this TV show make my pants tingle?" up in this thread.
 
2013-04-14 12:05:10 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Vodka Zombie: Yay!  It's the yearly, "Barbara Feldon is still alive and very bangable" thread.

Personally, I hope she lives forever.  Unfortunately, I think it's only a matter of time before one of the Kardashians murders her and consumes her still-beating heart to absorb her magic of looking so great after all these years.

for no good reason I confuse her with the chick that was batgirl.  Now I am wondering how hot and bangable she may still be.  Also the word "bangable" is a good word.  Says it all really.  Cut and dry.  Yes or no.  For example most old ladies are not "bangable" - Joan Rivers comes to mind.


Damn you to hell for putting bangable and Joan Rivers in a sentence together.

Regardless of intent, somethings just shouldn't be done.
 
2013-04-14 12:19:08 PM  
I was talking to my boss about Get Smart! the other day. I was soooooo in love with Barbara Feldon.
 
2013-04-14 12:24:47 PM  

labman: I loved that show...


Me, too. Her as well.
 
2013-04-14 12:32:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

*pause*

Would you believe a slap from a demi-god?

*pause*

How about an eyepoke from Newt, Hercules' sidekick from the cartoon?


Perfect.

/by all accounts she is a smart and funny lady with a lot of class, wish her many years of health and happiness
 
2013-04-14 12:35:52 PM  
The secret agent show from my childhood that probably explains a whole lot of my issues:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d5dKBMK5mo">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=0d5dKBMK5mo
 
2013-04-14 12:38:21 PM  
Yeah, and my grill is "still kinda hot" hours after the last burger came off.

Doesn't mean I wanna put my meat in it anymore.
 
2013-04-14 12:55:30 PM  
1) You youngsters can take your fire hydrant shaped and sized 'Topanga'; give me Barbara Feldon or Diana Riggs any day of the week.

That's the difference between us Boomers and you kids: we fell in love with women; all you got was an unattrative biatch who tormented the boys that liked her.


2) So HOW TALL was she back then? OR HOW SHORT was Don Adams?

Too lazy to use a search engine.
 
2013-04-14 01:01:47 PM  

WhippingBoy: dionysusaur: The middle of a Barbara Feldon-Diana Rigg sandwich would be a nice place.

Oh hell yeah.


Or Carolyn Jones, Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery.
 
2013-04-14 01:14:16 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

*pause*

Would you believe a slap from a demi-god?

*pause*

How about an eyepoke from Newt, Hercules' sidekick from the cartoon?


You win thread.

And yeah, BF? Still want.
 
2013-04-14 01:23:31 PM  

douchebag/hater: 2) So HOW TALL was she back then? OR HOW SHORT was Don Adams?

Too lazy to use a search engine.


The google says they're both 5'9" which contradicts the first quote in TFA although I suppose in heels (especially those big platform go go boots that were big back when the show was filmed) she would seem to be significantly taller
 
2013-04-14 01:32:42 PM  

23FPB23: Yeah, and my grill is "still kinda hot" hours after the last burger came off.

Doesn't mean I wanna put my meat in it anymore.


Hey, what happens between your meat and your grill is no one's business but your own.
 
2013-04-14 01:38:55 PM  

23FPB23: Yeah, and my grill is "still kinda hot" hours after the last burger came off.

Doesn't mean I wanna put my meat in it anymore.


If you walked into a bar, and could legitimately claim that you banged Barbara Feldon or Diana Rigg, you would be (rightly) treated by like a God by every man over 40.
 
2013-04-14 01:44:26 PM  

WhippingBoy: 23FPB23: Yeah, and my grill is "still kinda hot" hours after the last burger came off.

Doesn't mean I wanna put my meat in it anymore.

If you walked into a bar, and could legitimately claim that you banged Barbara Feldon or Diana Rigg, you would be (rightly) treated by like a God by every man over 40.


Until you told them that you banged them at 80 and 74 respectively. Then they'd look at you in horror and wonder if you also banged their mother in the nursing home.
 
2013-04-14 01:45:35 PM  
"She was only a pretty number," Ms. Feldon said. "They wanted to call her Agent 100, but 99 seemed like a girl's number."

I've wondered if they got their Agent numbers from the Old Testament:

Genesis 16:16 "Abram was eighty-six years old when Hagar bore him Ishmael."
Genesis 21:5 "Abraham was a hundred years old when his son Isaac was born to him."

Also, count me in the Barbara Feldon / Diana Rigg / Elizabeth Montgomery / Mary Tyler Moore fan camp.

/Get off my burnt sacrifice
 
2013-04-14 01:51:36 PM  
I would buy her maxim issue while dressed as an undercover secret agent. But I'd only be in disguise because I was out in public buying a maxim.
 
2013-04-14 01:58:28 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: WhippingBoy: 23FPB23: Yeah, and my grill is "still kinda hot" hours after the last burger came off.

Doesn't mean I wanna put my meat in it anymore.

If you walked into a bar, and could legitimately claim that you banged Barbara Feldon or Diana Rigg, you would be (rightly) treated by like a God by every man over 40.

Until you told them that you banged them at 80 and 74 respectively. Then they'd look at you in horror and wonder if you also banged their mother in the nursing home.


No. You'd be considered even more of a God.
 
2013-04-14 01:59:03 PM  

Unobtanium: "She was only a pretty number," Ms. Feldon said. "They wanted to call her Agent 100, but 99 seemed like a girl's number."

I've wondered if they got their Agent numbers from the Old Testament:

Genesis 16:16 "Abram was eighty-six years old when Hagar bore him Ishmael."
Genesis 21:5 "Abraham was a hundred years old when his son Isaac was born to him."

Also, count me in the Barbara Feldon / Diana Rigg / Elizabeth Montgomery / Mary Tyler Moore fan camp.

/Get off my burnt sacrifice


You can throw in young Patty Duke, too.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-14 02:13:19 PM  
If she's had work done, it's been done extraordinarly well - subtle and not-overdone.  If she hasn't, the woman must be cloned for the good of humanity - she has fantastic genes.
 
2013-04-14 02:17:21 PM  
RIP Agent 34

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2013-04-14 03:11:48 PM  
That's the second hottest elderly woman I've ever seen!
 
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