Gunny Walker: "That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one Facebook account. "Genesis 2:24
Confabulat: please not contact her anymore.
Dragonflew: I wonder if people who share email and Facebook accounts also listen in on every phone call their significant other makes.
eddiesocket: Confabulat: I'll tell you what it means to me, as this just happened to me as I wrote an old girlfriend on her wedding night a message on Facebook only to have her fiance respond and say to please not contact her anymore.She found Jesus.Hmm, I'd like to take your side, but your timing is suspicious. Why did you write her on her wedding night, and what did the message say?
EbolaNYC: It means you have a lack of trust in the relationship.
Quantum Apostrophe: What about women who have nothing but pictures of their baby? I was looking up people from high school and the amount of profiles with nothing but the baby picture was 95+%.
ZAZ: Sounds like a good way to confuse data mining advertisers. They'll probably end up tagging the couple as a lesbian when they see a combination of girly stuff plus occasional sports.
Malenfant: The "we" people have always existed. They stop saying "I," and instead it's always "We..." because they've surrendered their individuality. This is just an extension of that.
edmo: Confabulat: please not contact her anymore.Sounds like the kind of guy we'll be reading about in FARK eventually.
Mad_Radhu: One of the partners found out they can keep all the kinky stuff on the downlow at Fetlife.com?
SundaesChild: Koodz: My sister in law is a counselor at a prison and forbidden to have a Facebook account, but they can't stop her husband, so hers changed in a few months from her name to theirs to only his. Now there is a guy named Frank on my friends list who posts nothing but baby pictures.Please esplain. Why is she forbidden to have a FB? I can see a very stern advisement that it would be unwise, but forbidding seems like a Constitutional violation or something.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: It means the husband's got a secret account through a gmail address operated by a "Captain Dick Hammer"
phenn: Because sometimes... just sometimes... my husband doesn't want to hear about Grumpy Cat.
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