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(The Sun)   Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more depraved, a Washington woman is getting paid to post pictures of food of balanced on her giant ass. "Often plates of doughnuts or pizzas to show how big it is"   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-14 07:41:23 AM  
No. Just. F*cking. No.
 
2013-04-14 07:42:50 AM  
Can people shoot the food off?
 
2013-04-14 08:10:35 AM  
Sorry subby, but look around the internet for a moment. This is actually a step up from its usual depravity.
 
2013-04-14 08:12:46 AM  
Did not click.
 
Pud
2013-04-14 08:23:48 AM  
What internet do you use subby? That is pretty tame (or should I say lame).
 
2013-04-14 08:37:23 AM  
I'm not sure what a mooseknuckle's bigger scarier cousin is, but she's got one.
 
2013-04-14 08:39:35 AM  
Well her front-ass is more normal sized at least
 
2013-04-14 08:52:55 AM  

Pud: What internet do you use subby? That is pretty tame (or should I say lame).


To paraphrase the line from Apocalypse Now, pointing this out as a prime example of "Internet depravity" is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indianapolis 500.

But it must be lovely in Subby's world, having never encountered things like goatse or Tubgirl or even worse things.
 
2013-04-14 09:34:17 AM  
What does "food of balanced" mean?
 
2013-04-14 09:35:22 AM  
Paid? Really? The thing itself is merely depraved but the idea that people pay leaves me frightened and confused.
 
2013-04-14 09:42:42 AM  
What about some fries? Some extra bigass fries?
 
2013-04-14 09:44:32 AM  
I have no idea what you're talking about, so...
 
2013-04-14 09:44:44 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: What does "food of balanced" mean?


It means subby doesn't have enough common sense or patience to proofread his work.
 
2013-04-14 09:44:54 AM  
Ahhh, The Sun. Nary is the time that you disappoint.
 
2013-04-14 09:44:59 AM  
"Cake farts"
 
2013-04-14 09:45:03 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-14 09:45:13 AM  
I'm shocked the headline didn't mention her being "hot".
 
2013-04-14 09:45:45 AM  
My God! It's a total eclipse!
 
2013-04-14 09:45:53 AM  
I wonder if it's possible to fill up a toilet bowl, because i'm sure she can do it.
 
2013-04-14 09:47:31 AM  
The Sun and the Moon is there.
 
2013-04-14 09:48:45 AM  

edmo: Did not click.


I'm so jealous of you right now
 
2013-04-14 09:48:49 AM  

Cream of Meat: I wonder if it's possible to fill up crush a toilet bowl, because i'm sure she can do it.


FTFY
 
2013-04-14 09:49:49 AM  
Here I thought a 'bum shelf' was a place for the homeless to crash
 
2013-04-14 09:50:11 AM  
I should forward this to my ex-girlfriend.
 
2013-04-14 09:50:28 AM  
That's posterior to you, sunny, and no I did not click.
 
2013-04-14 09:50:46 AM  

Godscrack: Can people shoot the food off?


That might be too dangerous. Perhaps a croquette mallet? Might add some class to that ass
 
2013-04-14 09:51:06 AM  
"That IS a moon...... AND a space station!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
 
2013-04-14 09:52:39 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-14 09:52:48 AM  
Her Barbie-girl looks?
This is presumably after you stick a Barbie doll in the microwave for a couple of minutes?
 
2013-04-14 09:53:35 AM  

freetomato: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x390]


img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-14 09:54:37 AM  
God damn you subby!  God damn you to farking hell!  I just woke up and saw this shiat.
 
2013-04-14 09:55:07 AM  

Seasons I'v Withered: The Sun and the Moon is there.


That's no moon.
 
2013-04-14 09:56:51 AM  
I am not. Clicking. That. Link.

/No, thank you.
 
2013-04-14 09:58:36 AM  
Cousin of Kirby Puckett ?

/did not click
 
2013-04-14 10:00:01 AM  
How do you get to that size? I mean at 400lbs do you just say fark it?
 
2013-04-14 10:00:58 AM  
Don't this make your brown eye blue?
 
2013-04-14 10:01:08 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-14 10:04:28 AM  
Well at least you know how it got there.
 
2013-04-14 10:06:38 AM  
the-shiat-i-put-up-with.jpg
 
2013-04-14 10:08:38 AM  
of food of balanced


t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-14 10:12:54 AM  
img593.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-14 10:12:59 AM  
MrBallou: ...leaves me frightened and confused.

Just start shooting, sort out the details later.
 
2013-04-14 10:13:34 AM  
Page 3 sure has hone to Hell...
 
2013-04-14 10:14:13 AM  

leevis: tenpoundsofcheese: What does "food of balanced" mean?

It means subby doesn't have enough common sense or patience to proofread his work.


i thought maybe subby was having a stroke or something.
 
2013-04-14 10:16:11 AM  
Eye bleach, I need it.
 
2013-04-14 10:17:32 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: What does "food of balanced" mean?


I don't catch say of. either.
 
2013-04-14 10:24:01 AM  

Cream of Meat: I wonder if it's possible to fill up a toilet bowl, because i'm sure she can do it.


I challenge you to GIS "full toilet" and report back here.
 
2013-04-14 10:24:12 AM  
'merica
 
2013-04-14 10:24:47 AM  
A little eye bleach.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-14 10:24:50 AM  
 
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