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(Miami Herald)   Inspired by Hurricane Katrina, man is building an ark that is exactly like Noah's, assuming Noah's had a museum, gift shop, housed stray cats and dogs, and cost $1.5 million to build   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Hurricane Katrina, Hialeah, Noah's Ark, work boots  
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2013-04-14 08:50:41 AM  
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2013-04-14 08:47:27 AM  
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Nick Nostril: Noah was Jewish, so yeah, he probably had the $1.5 mil.

If you were going for a joke based on the stereotype, I would have gone with "Noah was Jewish, so he probably could have talked the contractors down to doing it for $1.2 million."
2013-04-14 08:16:17 AM  
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2013-04-14 08:13:13 AM  
2 votes:
housed stray cats and dogs


/ definitely approves
2013-04-14 09:21:28 AM  
1 vote:
"It could be a draw for tourists, a haven for God's creatures, a testament to his faith and a place for reflection and learning."

Don't forget a prophet center as well.

Read more here: k -replica.html#storylink=cpy
2013-04-14 09:19:32 AM  
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EvilEgg: So when can we start stuffing animals in it to show the whole story is utter bullshiat?
2013-04-14 08:26:43 AM  
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2013-04-14 08:22:34 AM  
1 vote:

KaiserRoll: How much is that per cubit?

what's a cubit?

2013-04-14 08:14:18 AM  
1 vote:
How much is that per cubit?
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