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(Miami Herald)   Inspired by Hurricane Katrina, man is building an ark that is exactly like Noah's, assuming Noah's had a museum, gift shop, housed stray cats and dogs, and cost $1.5 million to build   (miamiherald.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-14 08:13:13 AM
housed stray cats and dogs

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Approves.


/ definitely approves
 
2013-04-14 08:14:12 AM
"It takes faith, hope, hammers and nails to build a 500-foot ship"

/Jesusfacepalm.png
//way to really help the needy
 
2013-04-14 08:14:18 AM
How much is that per cubit?
 
2013-04-14 08:16:17 AM
Riiii-iiiight
 
2013-04-14 08:22:34 AM

KaiserRoll: How much is that per cubit?


what's a cubit?

/riiiiiiiiiiiigt
 
2013-04-14 08:23:23 AM
Sadly, Kentucky has him beat.

/buncha nuts here
//tax breaks for THIS? - yep
///I left Virginia (Pat Robertsons playground) for this?
 
2013-04-14 08:26:43 AM
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2013-04-14 08:27:37 AM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: Sadly, Kentucky has him beat.

/buncha nuts here
//tax breaks for THIS? - yep
///I left Virginia (Pat Robertsons playground) for this?


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2013-04-14 08:28:42 AM

KaiserRoll: How much is that per cubit?


a LOT.  DUMB JEWISH JOKE.  SEE YOOU IN HEPP.
 
2013-04-14 08:42:13 AM
FTA:

Those images touched something deep inside Rodolfo Almira. He dreamed of creating a refuge for animals facing catastrophe. Then it came to him:

"Wouldn't it be nice to do what Noah did?"  And why not right here on the rugged western frontier of Miami-Dade? It could be a draw for tourists, a haven for God's creatures, a testament to his faith and a place for reflection and learning.

 Yeah...no. Nothing is going to make tourists want to go to Hialeah. Especially something like this.
 
2013-04-14 08:43:56 AM
Despite no formal engineering training, Aguila drew up rough plans based on the instructions God gave to Noah in the Bible.

I was not aware that God was a naval architect. That guy is awesome!
 
2013-04-14 08:45:24 AM
I see the Cosby references have all been taken care of...

/Carry on
 
2013-04-14 08:46:05 AM
Noah was Jewish, so yeah, he probably had the $1.5 mil.
 
2013-04-14 08:47:27 AM

Nick Nostril: Noah was Jewish, so yeah, he probably had the $1.5 mil.


If you were going for a joke based on the stereotype, I would have gone with "Noah was Jewish, so he probably could have talked the contractors down to doing it for $1.2 million."
 
2013-04-14 08:48:33 AM
I just wish Noah hadn't had brought along to save two cockroaches, two mosquitoes, two rats, and two horse flys on that ark.

/Hope they are using pressure treated lumber...  South Florida - Termites.   Yep, Noah saved them too.
 
2013-04-14 08:48:48 AM

jake_lex: Nick Nostril: Noah was Jewish, so yeah, he probably had the $1.5 mil.

If you were going for a joke based on the stereotype, I would have gone with "Noah was Jewish, so he probably could have talked the contractors down to doing it for $1.2 million."


Point taken.
 
2013-04-14 08:50:41 AM
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2013-04-14 08:50:58 AM

exparrot: KaiserRoll: How much is that per cubit?

what's a cubit?

/riiiiiiiiiiiigt


Leaving satisfied
 
2013-04-14 09:03:16 AM
Code enforcement has dinged them with some violation notices. Almira and his friends remain undeterred

www.halolz.com
 
2013-04-14 09:08:23 AM
So when can we start stuffing animals in it to show the whole story is utter bullshiat?
 
2013-04-14 09:19:32 AM

EvilEgg: So when can we start stuffing animals in it to show the whole story is utter bullshiat?


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2013-04-14 09:21:28 AM
"It could be a draw for tourists, a haven for God's creatures, a testament to his faith and a place for reflection and learning."

Don't forget a prophet center as well.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/04/13/3342979/four-men-build-noahs-ar k -replica.html#storylink=cpy
 
2013-04-14 09:28:20 AM

InternetSecurityGuard: "It could be a draw for tourists, a haven for God's creatures, a testament to his faith and a place for reflection and learning."

Don't forget a prophet center as well.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/04/13/3342979/four-men-build-noahs-ar k -replica.html#storylink=cpy


Alright everybody. Road trip to Hialeah!!!

Be sure to lock the car when we get there.
 
2013-04-14 09:35:56 AM

Mrtraveler01: InternetSecurityGuard: "It could be a draw for tourists, a haven for God's creatures, a testament to his faith and a place for reflection and learning."

Don't forget a prophet center as well.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/04/13/3342979/four-men-build-noahs-ar k -replica.html#storylink=cpy

Alright everybody. Road trip to Hialeah!!!

Be sure to lock the car when we get there.


"Roll 'em up".
 
2013-04-14 09:45:23 AM
The ship has no bottom.
It wont float.
 
2013-04-14 09:46:02 AM
Didn't they make a movie about it with Michael Scott from the Office?
 
2013-04-14 09:46:12 AM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I just wish Noah hadn't had brought along to save two cockroaches, two mosquitoes, two rats, and two horse flys on that ark.

/Hope they are using pressure treated lumber...  South Florida - Termites.   Yep, Noah saved them too.


Well, he didn't need to make space for the ducks, so there was room ...

/ Izzard!
 
2013-04-14 10:05:03 AM

Nick Nostril: Noah was Jewish, so yeah, he probably had the $1.5 mil.


Noah wasn't Jewish.
 
2013-04-14 10:08:18 AM
Almira, who makes his living installing natural stone in homes and businesses, first approached Reniel Aguila with the idea. Aguila, a truck driver, then pitched it to his friends Manuel Guerra and Osmar Oliva.

Mexicans. Just what we needed, another shade of crazy Christian.
 
2013-04-14 10:18:52 AM

FARK rebel soldier: Almira, who makes his living installing natural stone in homes and businesses, first approached Reniel Aguila with the idea. Aguila, a truck driver, then pitched it to his friends Manuel Guerra and Osmar Oliva.

Mexicans. Just what we needed, another shade of crazy Christian.


that is a very strange sentence... are you saying that Mexicans are a Christian denomination now?
 
2013-04-14 10:23:08 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: FARK rebel soldier: Almira, who makes his living installing natural stone in homes and businesses, first approached Reniel Aguila with the idea. Aguila, a truck driver, then pitched it to his friends Manuel Guerra and Osmar Oliva.

Mexicans. Just what we needed, another shade of crazy Christian.

that is a very strange sentence... are you saying that Mexicans are a Christian denomination now?


Well that and this is Miami-Dade County, Florida where we're talking about where Mexican-Americans are next to non-existent compared to Cuban-Americans, Venezuelan-Americans, Haitian-Americans, Brazilian-Americans, etc.

That whole statement was so ignorant, I just assumed he was trolling.
 
2013-04-14 10:24:21 AM

Mrtraveler01: HindiDiscoMonster: FARK rebel soldier: Almira, who makes his living installing natural stone in homes and businesses, first approached Reniel Aguila with the idea. Aguila, a truck driver, then pitched it to his friends Manuel Guerra and Osmar Oliva.

Mexicans. Just what we needed, another shade of crazy Christian.

that is a very strange sentence... are you saying that Mexicans are a Christian denomination now?

Well that and this is Miami-Dade County, Florida where we're talking about where Mexican-Americans are next to non-existent compared to Cuban-Americans, Venezuelan-Americans, Haitian-Americans, Brazilian-Americans, etc.

That whole statement was so ignorant, I just assumed he was trolling.


very astute point... probably is.
 
2013-04-14 10:38:54 AM
When the wood rots,
When the nails rust,
When Noah is forgotten
And the poor still cry out,
Then they will know our God is great.
 
2013-04-14 11:01:36 AM
When the city breathes, you just can't leave
It's got you deep beneath it's skin
When the city calls, the downbeat stalls
You don't care who or where you've been
 
2013-04-14 11:38:18 AM
VOOMpa VOOMpa VOOMpa

/riiiiiiight
 
2013-04-14 11:46:31 AM
Just as long as the Ark has plenty of Heineken
 
2013-04-14 11:56:50 AM
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Been done already

/no toothpicks
 
2013-04-14 11:57:29 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Mrtraveler01: That whole statement was so ignorant, I just assumed he was trolling.

very astute point... probably is.


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2013-04-14 12:09:35 PM
Flat-bottomed boats - even the one sitting on top of a barge. I suspect this will be yet another conflict between religion and science. As in "Gravity, the Center Of".
 
2013-04-14 12:28:07 PM
So, what did the carnivores eat for those 40 days?  How did Noah gather up all those animals that only live in places like North America, South America, Australia, New Zealand, and all those far flung places of the world?
 
2013-04-14 12:40:35 PM
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Boner did it.

/I suppose you think that's funny!
 
2013-04-14 01:04:46 PM

EvilEgg: So when can we start stuffing animals in it to show the whole story is utter bullshiat?


Start with elephants. Then escalate.

/Lions and lambs, eagles and rodents, a starter population of mosquitoes...
 
2013-04-14 01:18:50 PM

No Time To Explain: "It takes faith, hope, hammers and nails to build a 500-foot ship"

/Jesusfacepalm.png
//way to really help the needy


NOT SHOWN. SHIP-BUILDING SKILLS.

Ship-builders and carpenters everywhere do a face palm.
 
2013-04-14 01:19:39 PM

Farxist Marxist: Flat-bottomed boats - even the one sitting on top of a barge. I suspect this will be yet another conflict between religion and science. As in "Gravity, the Center Of".


FLAT BOTTOM BOATS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND!
GET ON YOUR BOATS AND FLOAT!
 
2013-04-14 01:20:51 PM
Despite no formal engineering training, Aguila drew up rough plans based on the instructions God gave to Noah in the Bible.

What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-04-14 02:10:04 PM

WhoopAssWayne: EvilEgg: So when can we start stuffing animals in it to show the whole story is utter bullshiat?

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Why do you post a picture that associates two completely unrelated groups?

Do you have evidence that there is disproportionally high use of homeopathic medicine among atheists or are you just extremely dishonest??
 
2013-04-14 02:51:21 PM

WhoopAssWayne: EvilEgg: So when can we start stuffing animals in it to show the whole story is utter bullshiat?

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Wait, what?  I have been an atheists for over 30 years now and I have never purchased any homeopathic medicine.  Damn, I wish that someone had told me that was a requirement to be an atheist.  I feel like I have just wasted 30 years of my life.
 
2013-04-14 04:04:17 PM

chewielouie: Nick Nostril: Noah was Jewish, so yeah, he probably had the $1.5 mil.

Noah wasn't Jewish.


So what was he?
And Abraham?


I also don't understand how Christ is the son of God, because he had a mother but no father, yet Adam who had neither, is not.
 
2013-04-14 04:35:47 PM

Resident Muslim: chewielouie: Nick Nostril: Noah was Jewish, so yeah, he probably had the $1.5 mil.

Noah wasn't Jewish.

So what was he?
And Abraham?


I also don't understand how Christ is the son of God, because he had a mother but no father, yet Adam who had neither, is not.


More importantly, where did the first grandchild come from?  First there were Adam and Eve.  Then there were children.  OK, everything is fine and good.  Adam farks Eve, Eve pops out a kid.  The gene pool at that time consists of Mom, Dad, sons, and daughters.  And that is where things get, well, awkward.  In order to produce grandchildren Adam would have had to fark one his daughters, Eve would have had to taken a pounding from one of her sons, or there was some West Virginian style brother-sister love.  And yet the bible teaches that incest is wrong.  What a great book.
 
2013-04-14 04:50:50 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I just wish Noah hadn't had brought along to save two cockroaches, two mosquitoes, two rats, and two horse flys on that ark.


Not to mention the pubic lice and various things like herpes and  gonorrhoea
 
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