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(Reuters)   Hot daughter of Russian billionaire buys Greek island Skorpios, which will serve as either home base of new criminal mastermind organization or greatest party isle in world history   (reuters.com) divider line 105
    More: Strange, Aristotle Onassis, Greek islands, Business oligarch, Greek, Russians, Jacqueline Kennedy, luxury resort, industrialists  
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2013-04-13 08:57:40 PM
Since this article decided we didn't need to see the hot daughter....

s1.ibtimes.com
 
2013-04-13 09:03:23 PM
British + "hot" + on Fark = OH HELL NO

Russian + "hot" + on Fark = ?????
 
2013-04-13 09:05:35 PM
Why not both?
 
2013-04-13 09:12:30 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

What's going on in this thread?



/Obligz, hawt like a flamethrower.
 
2013-04-13 09:32:03 PM
s1.ibtimes.com
 
2013-04-13 09:48:27 PM
Dibs on being the secret agent.
 
2013-04-13 09:48:57 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Welcome to the neighborhood!
 
2013-04-13 09:50:07 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: [s1.ibtimes.com image 538x349]


Your Google-fu needs work. That's Petra Ecclestone, as it says on the picture. However, her face does show up on a GIS for Ekaterina Rybolovleva, the woman in the article.

/Petra is hotter, so I guess I shouldn't complain.
 
2013-04-13 09:56:00 PM

Whistling Kitty Chaser: Petra Ecclestone


I didn't even notice. Petra is a brunette these days and is in a playboy spread.
 
2013-04-13 09:59:06 PM
Isle of Lesbos disagrees.
 
2013-04-13 11:25:49 PM
intv.ua
 
2013-04-13 11:33:21 PM
Well good for her.  I'm sure she deserves it.
 
2013-04-13 11:49:55 PM
Spoilt. Biatch.
 
2013-04-13 11:51:02 PM
The Isle of Dildos just never gets any good press...
 
2013-04-13 11:52:21 PM

SpdrJay: The Isle of Dildos just never gets any good press...


That's a hard place to live in
 
2013-04-13 11:52:47 PM
And she's friends with Sarah Jessica Parker!

www.nypost.com
 
2013-04-13 11:55:33 PM

quatchi: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

What's going on in this thread?



www.deviantart.com

I have no idea!
 
2013-04-13 11:59:22 PM
I have to wonder what the average Russian thinks of these oil billionaires. Their entire country's natural resources were essentially dealt out like a pack of cards by Yeltsin. Haven't they had enough?
 
2013-04-14 12:02:48 AM
Um. Somewhere in between and we provide missle defense?
 
2013-04-14 12:04:50 AM
I would totally let her sleep with me.
 
2013-04-14 12:05:34 AM

whatshisname: I have to wonder what the average Russian thinks of these oil billionaires. Their entire country's natural resources were essentially dealt out like a pack of cards by Yeltsin. Haven't they had enough?


Probably call them job creators and argue that wars for more oil to give them are a good idea.
 
2013-04-14 12:06:28 AM

Craptastic: I have no idea!


Well played. One of my favorite TV villains EVAH that guy.
 
2013-04-14 12:06:47 AM
The good thing about either scenario is that a leather catsuit or stainless steel bustier would come in handy.
 
2013-04-14 12:07:49 AM
"I expect you to die Mr. Bond"
 
2013-04-14 12:07:58 AM

quatchi: Craptastic: I have no idea!

Well played. One of my favorite TV villains EVAH that guy.


Harvey?
 
2013-04-14 12:09:20 AM
Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.
 
2013-04-14 12:12:53 AM
I would march across her steppe.
 
2013-04-14 12:13:07 AM
...according to some lawyers, Aristotle Onassis's will stated that Skorpios could not be sold or leave the family.

Yeah, that kind of thing usually won't hold up unless Greek courts are ridonkulous.  What would happen if the last person decided not to procreate/adopt?  Not everyone wants kids.  I suppose he could have created a foundation and donated the island to said foundation with the stipulation that it would be controlled by the family until his last direct descendant died but I don't see how he could leave it to family with restrictions on what they can do with the property.
 
2013-04-14 12:13:14 AM

super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.


Yes, yes...the only reason people criticize the wealthy is jealousy.
 
2013-04-14 12:15:39 AM

Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Yes, yes...the only reason people criticize the wealthy is jealousy.


Oh god, it's beginning. Here comes the first wave of strawman/unsubstantiated implications.
 
2013-04-14 12:15:43 AM

super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.


What's to be jealous of?  All Russian billionaires are crooks with deep ties to the Russian government.  I hate borscht.
 
2013-04-14 12:18:38 AM

quatchi: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

What's going on in this thread?

/Obligz, hawt like a flamethrower.


So what's next: Italy or France?
 
2013-04-14 12:20:15 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-14 12:21:03 AM
Another island now in the hands of the criminals.
 
2013-04-14 12:23:56 AM

Summoner101: quatchi: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

What's going on in this thread?

/Obligz, hawt like a flamethrower.

So what's next: Italy or France?


France.
 
2013-04-14 12:24:19 AM

super_grass: Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Yes, yes...the only reason people criticize the wealthy is jealousy.

Oh god, it's beginning. Here comes the first wave of strawman/unsubstantiated implications.


I'm pretty sure what you posted took care of all that.
 
2013-04-14 12:26:13 AM
I bet when some lucky guy makes her have an orgasm, she makes a noise that sounds like "Ka-Ching".
 
2013-04-14 12:27:02 AM
Ekaterina Rybolovleva, 24, bought an island valued at ~$100M from Athena Onassis Roussel, 28.

 :-/
 
2013-04-14 12:28:31 AM

Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Yes, yes...the only reason people criticize the wealthy is jealousy.

Oh god, it's beginning. Here comes the first wave of strawman/unsubstantiated implications.

I'm pretty sure what you posted took care of all that.


And there's the first deflection/tu quoque.
 
2013-04-14 12:28:52 AM

super_grass: Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: Lionel Mandrake: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Yes, yes...the only reason people criticize the wealthy is jealousy.

Oh god, it's beginning. Here comes the first wave of strawman/unsubstantiated implications.

I'm pretty sure what you posted took care of all that.

And there's the first deflection/tu quoque.


you're funny
 
2013-04-14 12:29:36 AM

quatchi: Summoner101: quatchi: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

What's going on in this thread?

/Obligz, hawt like a flamethrower.

So what's next: Italy or France?

France.


No one ever chooses Italy...
 
2013-04-14 12:30:53 AM

super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.


Always some asshole trying to make shiat into a political argument for no damned reason. Go crawl back under your bridge shiat stain.
 
2013-04-14 12:32:54 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Always some asshole trying to make shiat into a political argument for no damned reason. Go crawl back under your bridge shiat stain.


Yeah, this does not belong on a news site.

i1057.photobucket.com

/Cry moar.
 
2013-04-14 12:35:59 AM
Plant Rights Activist: quatchi: Craptastic: I have no idea!

Well played. One of my favorite TV villains EVAH that guy.


Harvey?

Neural clone or the man himself he made the show 20% cooler just by showing up.
 
2013-04-14 12:36:01 AM

super_grass: Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Always some asshole trying to make shiat into a political argument for no damned reason. Go crawl back under your bridge shiat stain.

Yeah, this does not belong on a news site.

[i1057.photobucket.com image 500x375]

/Cry moar.


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2013-04-14 12:36:43 AM

whatshisname: I have to wonder what the average Russian thinks of these oil billionaires. Their entire country's natural resources were essentially dealt out like a pack of cards by Yeltsin. Haven't they had enough?


Probably hasn't really had time to sink in.  It's only been a couple decades since the disintegration of the Soviet Union.  We're just starting to get the very first batch of post-Soviet children finishing school and getting out into the world.  Russia's new billionaires are sorta like the industrialist "robber barons" of the US except they started with more tools and resources.  They're taking whatever they can get as fast as they can get it before legislation is created that limits their ability to operate Wild West style.

As crazy as Russia seems, the wealth distribution inequality in the US is higher than it is in Russia.
 
2013-04-14 12:39:13 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Always some asshole trying to make shiat into a political argument for no damned reason. Go crawl back under your bridge shiat stain.

Yeah, this does not belong on a news site.

[i1057.photobucket.com image 500x375]

/Cry moar.

[media.comicvine.com image 479x356]


People are already talking about topics of substance instead of posting inane comments about banging some random russian's daughter.

I suggest that you flee while you can or the big bad politics boogyman will get you.
 
2013-04-14 12:43:37 AM

super_grass: Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Always some asshole trying to make shiat into a political argument for no damned reason. Go crawl back under your bridge shiat stain.

Yeah, this does not belong on a news site.

[i1057.photobucket.com image 500x375]

/Cry moar.

[media.comicvine.com image 479x356]

People are already talking about topics of substance instead of posting inane comments about banging some random russian's daughter.

I suggest that you flee while you can or the big bad politics boogyman will get you.


Nah. Think I'll stick around and watch folks like you get all foamy at the mouth over some rich kid buying an island and try to turn it into a political discussion.
 
2013-04-14 12:45:19 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Dingleberry Dickwad: super_grass: Thank god the billionaire's daughter isn't American, otherwise the thread would be full of jealous derp.

Always some asshole trying to make shiat into a political argument for no damned reason. Go crawl back under your bridge shiat stain.

Yeah, this does not belong on a news site.

[i1057.photobucket.com image 500x375]

/Cry moar.

[media.comicvine.com image 479x356]

People are already talking about topics of substance instead of posting inane comments about banging some random russian's daughter.

I suggest that you flee while you can or the big bad politics boogyman will get you.

Nah. Think I'll stick around and watch folks like you get all foamy at the mouth over some rich kid buying an island and try to turn it into a political discussion.


No matter how much you whiteknight a woman on the internet, she's not going to sleep with you.

Remember that as you overpay for gasoline.
 
2013-04-14 12:45:57 AM
Mini giraffe breeding island?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
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