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(YouTube)   This milleniums version of Janis Joplin doing 'Whole Lotta Love'. If after watching it you say you wouldn't, you're lying. Or have no penis   (youtube.com) divider line 126
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2013-04-13 01:26:41 PM  
Would I have sex with her, given the opportunity?  Sure.  Am I likely to buy her album?  No.  No I am not.
 
2013-04-13 01:28:22 PM  
She sings like a hoarse goat.  I would not hit it, nor would I buy her album of goat singing.
 
2013-04-13 01:43:51 PM  
DO you mean Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love?
 
2013-04-13 01:44:50 PM  
It's "millennium's", tardmitter.
 
2013-04-13 01:50:54 PM  
I did a GIS of her to help me decide.

userserve-ak.last.fm

Made me laugh.
 
2013-04-13 01:53:04 PM  
Nope.
Not lying.
Yes, I do have a penis.  I'm holding it right now!
 
2013-04-13 02:20:50 PM  
Unbathed zombie skank with laryngeal polyps?
Sure. Why not.
 
2013-04-13 02:45:46 PM  
She's trying too hard to sound like Janis.
 
2013-04-13 02:46:32 PM  
Umm, no, Subby. Janis could sing.

This skank is so untalented that she has to resort to showing her buttcrack and faking orgasms onstage to divert attention away from her lousy voice.  Even I can sing better than that.
 
2013-04-13 02:48:22 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-13 03:14:07 PM  
Guess you losers would rather listen to Mariah Carey or Celine Dion. Your farkin' loss.
 
2013-04-13 03:20:19 PM  

John Buck 41: Guess you losers would rather listen to Mariah Carey or Celine Dion. Your farkin' loss.


There are actually other options.
 
2013-04-13 03:24:31 PM  
She probably cleans up nice though.

/maybe
 
2013-04-13 03:30:16 PM  
She's that kind of fun trashy broad that I have a special place in my heart for.
 
2013-04-13 03:31:46 PM  
Love me some Beth.
 
2013-04-13 03:35:14 PM  
She has her moments but sometimes it sounds like she's trying too hard.
 
2013-04-13 03:51:06 PM  
She's not bad looking for a dude, but I'd prefer Grace Potter.
 
2013-04-13 03:52:37 PM  
I could practically smell those pits through the screen.
 
2013-04-13 04:08:11 PM  
I probably would, but not based on the quality of her voice.

Looking at some pictures on GIS, I get the feeling that she's not going to age well.
 
2013-04-13 04:17:42 PM  

Shostie: I probably would, but not based on the quality of her voice.

Looking at some pictures on GIS, I get the feeling that she's not going to age well.


Just like Janis?

Subby here. Hate all you want. She kicks ass. Deny that and you're plainly an idiot.

She'd wreck all you pansy boys in bed and you farkin' know it.
 
2013-04-13 04:27:03 PM  

FloydA: John Buck 41: Guess you losers would rather listen to Mariah Carey or Celine Dion. Your farkin' loss.

There are actually other options.


Nope, it's one or the other.
 
2013-04-13 04:27:49 PM  
celebsview.info
 
2013-04-13 04:34:25 PM  
WTF is wrong with her voice?
 
2013-04-13 04:38:46 PM  
If it were actually Janis, most of the comments here would be the same.
 
2013-04-13 04:38:53 PM  
What I said before..... Scratch that.  :-(

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-13 04:52:53 PM  

John Buck 41: Shostie: I probably would, but not based on the quality of her voice.

Looking at some pictures on GIS, I get the feeling that she's not going to age well.

Just like Janis?

Subby here. Hate all you want. She kicks ass. Deny that and you're plainly an idiot.

She'd wreck all you pansy boys in bed and you farkin' know it.


userserve-ak.last.fm

That is one angry, smelly dude.
 
2013-04-13 04:54:33 PM  
She's the fattest tweeker I've ever seen.
 
2013-04-13 05:05:30 PM  

John Buck 41: Subby here. Hate all you want. She kicks

exposes her ass. Deny that and you're plainly an idiot.

I'd rather watch Janis singing Ball and Chain at the Monterey Pop Festival. Even Mama Cass was in awe of her performance.
 
2013-04-13 05:10:23 PM  
GREEN?!? Really?

/prepares for the upcoming shiatstorm
 
2013-04-13 05:14:06 PM  

Hoban Washburne: She's that kind of fun trashy broad that I have a special place in my heart for.


I dunno. Looking at photos of her, it looks like the only thing keeping her "trashy" and not "meth whore" is an introduction to meth.

/maybe John Buck 41 is a meth dealer....
 
2013-04-13 05:14:30 PM  
*howaboutno.jpg*
 
2013-04-13 05:17:53 PM  
The thing about Janis Joplin was that for all her raspiness, she had power and expressiveness.

Beth Hart has the raspiness, and that's all.
 
2013-04-13 05:23:12 PM  
clclt.com
 
2013-04-13 05:57:15 PM  

John Buck 41: Guess you losers would rather listen to Mariah Carey or Celine Dion. Your farkin' loss.


Maybe if submitter wouldn't have compared this soul-less road house singer to someone as great as Janis Joplin, there wouldn't be so much negativity.
 
2013-04-13 06:00:52 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Beth Hart has the raspiness, and that's all.


www.maniacworld.com
 
2013-04-13 06:02:20 PM  
Here -  expand your horizons, subby:

The best stalker song.  EVAR!
 
2013-04-13 06:23:59 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Hoban Washburne: She's that kind of fun trashy broad that I have a special place in my heart for.

I dunno. Looking at photos of her, it looks like the only thing keeping her "trashy" and not "meth whore" is an introduction to meth.

/maybe John Buck 41 is a meth dealer....


Havn't ventured into that realm. Yet.

Don't like her? Don't listen to/watch her. Pretty easy instructions to follow, eh?  Even for the simple-minded haters.
 
2013-04-13 06:30:15 PM  

Godscrack: Maybe if submitter wouldn't have compared this soul-less road house singer to someone as great as Janis Joplin, there wouldn't be so much negativity.


this

I can also tell submitter must be 12 years old, since he clearly thinks anything with tits is farkable.
 
2013-04-13 06:32:42 PM  

John Buck 41: ArcadianRefugee: Hoban Washburne: She's that kind of fun trashy broad that I have a special place in my heart for.

I dunno. Looking at photos of her, it looks like the only thing keeping her "trashy" and not "meth whore" is an introduction to meth.

/maybe John Buck 41 is a meth dealer....

Havn't ventured into that realm. Yet.

Don't like her? Don't listen to/watch her. Pretty easy instructions to follow, eh?  Even for the simple-minded haters.


That's not quite the same as 'you're a liar or a eunuch if you don't like her.'
 
2013-04-13 06:34:57 PM  

Whistling Kitty Chaser: John Buck 41: ArcadianRefugee: Hoban Washburne: She's that kind of fun trashy broad that I have a special place in my heart for.

I dunno. Looking at photos of her, it looks like the only thing keeping her "trashy" and not "meth whore" is an introduction to meth.

/maybe John Buck 41 is a meth dealer....

Havn't ventured into that realm. Yet.

Don't like her? Don't listen to/watch her. Pretty easy instructions to follow, eh?  Even for the simple-minded haters.

That's not quite the same as 'you're a liar or a eunuch if you don't like her.'


Hey guys! Watch this! You're gonna love it!
-We hate it.
Well, you didn't have to watch it.
 
2013-04-13 06:39:36 PM  

Whistling Kitty Chaser: John Buck 41:

Don't like her? Don't listen to/watch her. Pretty easy instructions to follow, eh?  Even for the simple-minded haters.

That's not quite the same as 'you're a liar or a eunuch if you don't like her.'


Also kind of goes against "Hey, everyone: watch and listen to this video!" And then getting annoyed that we do.
 
2013-04-13 06:39:47 PM  

propasaurus: Whistling Kitty Chaser: John Buck 41: ArcadianRefugee: Hoban Washburne: She's that kind of fun trashy broad that I have a special place in my heart for.

I dunno. Looking at photos of her, it looks like the only thing keeping her "trashy" and not "meth whore" is an introduction to meth.

/maybe John Buck 41 is a meth dealer....

Havn't ventured into that realm. Yet.

Don't like her? Don't listen to/watch her. Pretty easy instructions to follow, eh?  Even for the simple-minded haters.

That's not quite the same as 'you're a liar or a eunuch if you don't like her.'

Hey guys! Watch this! You're gonna love it!
-We hate it.
Well, you didn't have to watch it.


welcometofark.jpg

It's ok, really. I do the same whenever someone posts a lameass jazz video and raves about it.
 
2013-04-13 06:40:57 PM  
Yeah, she was a hideous heroin pig that was a shadow of real blues/R&B singers like Irma James and Wynonna Carr but like Stevie Ray Vaughan, she got recognition because she was bland, safe and white.

So I wouldn't listen to her music with your ears and I wouldn't penetrate her corpse with your dick.
 
2013-04-13 06:48:09 PM  

John Buck 41: It's ok, really. I do the same whenever someone posts a lameass jazz video and raves about it.


Yes, but you just don't get the nuances ofhate jazz; having someone who hates jazz hate jazz is not especially informative; I don't ask my mom what she thinks of the latest slasher film.

Many of us (well, me, at least) have never seen or heard or heard of this chick, so we're coming at it with a clean slate - no (few) pre-conceived notions.
 
2013-04-13 06:48:16 PM  
She needs to dial back some of that vibrato. I thought I was hearing digital distortion artifacts at first.

/It makes her sound like she's singing into a ceiling fan.
 
2013-04-13 06:50:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-13 07:21:13 PM  
You don't fark with crazy. Subby, anyone who sings a song of a masterpiece does not have what it takes.

/now Janis
 
2013-04-13 07:21:20 PM  
Sorry subby, I prefer ice princesses to dirty motor city meth girls, even if they can sing.
 
2013-04-13 07:30:44 PM  
It's ok, really. I do the same whenever someone posts a lameass jazz video and raves about it.

So if it is a loud, bland, loud, female, loud, current, loud, Rock 'n' Roll somebody it's good. Anything else is bad. Got it!


Somebody may have a problem with projecting.
 
2013-04-13 07:37:51 PM  
she is too scary for me. no thanks.
 
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