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(FIRE)   F*cking College student gets threatened with f*cking detention and then f*cking suspended for saying f*ck outside of class. Guess which f*cking State this f*cking happened in you f*ckers   (thefire.org) divider line 104
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2013-04-13 12:28:29 PM
Well, that's just all smurfed up.
 
2013-04-13 01:14:36 PM
Is Gordon Ramsay a state now?
 
2013-04-13 04:45:56 PM
Welcome to Deadwood!
 
2013-04-13 05:05:29 PM
Ah, Junior College.
 
2013-04-13 05:20:38 PM
Belgium

/My apologies
 
2013-04-13 05:26:01 PM
I totally expected this from New f#cking Jersey
 
2013-04-13 05:26:34 PM

teto85: Well, that's just all smurfed up.


Done in one. Spectacular performance.
 
2013-04-13 05:26:58 PM
Who gives a f*ck?
 
2013-04-13 05:28:57 PM
I was really expecting a Florida tag.
 
2013-04-13 05:29:07 PM
Nope, I bet Utah.
 
2013-04-13 05:29:42 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-13 05:29:44 PM
F*ck !!!!!
 
2013-04-13 05:30:38 PM
My guess would be Mississippi.
 
2013-04-13 05:30:56 PM
Fark the Farking farkers!
 
2013-04-13 05:32:29 PM

rooftop235: I totally expected this from New f#cking Jersey


That was my guess as well.
 
2013-04-13 05:33:16 PM

Delay: My guess would be Mississippi.


Rosenbloom's professor at Hinds Community College in Mississippi overheard the comment, threatened him with "detention" (which Hinds, like most colleges, did not have), and submitted a disciplinary complaint to the school.

Too easy and too farked up.
 
2013-04-13 05:35:21 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Belgium

/My apologies


Ah, Belgium, man,  Belgium!
 
2013-04-13 05:37:19 PM
College? College?

www.lolwut.com
 
2013-04-13 05:37:41 PM
Ah! Unparliamentary language! What can it not do?

A political speech:

Replace all adjectives with the word (f*cking)

As the representative of the (f*cking) State of Florida, I congratulate my (f*cking) collegue on his (f*cking) dedication to the (f*cking) interests and welfare of the (f*cking) American People. He is a (f*cking) light and glory of this (f*cking) Congress. However, I have to demur from agreeing with his (f*cking) opinions because he is a (f*cking) (f*cking) (parliamenary code for idjit).

Words economized:  Great, Honorable, meritorious, true, Great, brilliant, Great, considered, well-meaning, deluded, Republican or Democrat, Conservative or Liberal or Libertarian, patriot or commie.

Meaning of the word (f*cking) in each case: Dumbass. Alternative substitutes: eggregious, corrupt, stupid, misguided, inane, arrant, moronic, etc.

The restrictions placed on political speech by parliamentary language leads to great poetry and ingenuity in the art of euphemism and double-talk. Some of the most brilliant and beautiful turns of phrase (lies) have been told impromptu on the floor of Congress, the Senate, Parliament, etc.
 
2013-04-13 05:38:34 PM
I wasn't surprised it was Mississippi, actually. It wasn't that long ago you could get arrested for swearing if kids were around.
 
2013-04-13 05:43:36 PM

JWideman: I wasn't surprised it was Mississippi, actually. It wasn't that long ago you could get arrested yelled at for swearing if kids were around hanging blacks while church services were being held.

 
2013-04-13 05:47:04 PM

JWideman: I wasn't surprised it was Mississippi, actually. It wasn't that long ago you could get arrested for swearing if kids were around.


This is America, where all of our kids are round.
 
2013-04-13 05:48:25 PM
FIRE is an awesome organization.  They stepped in when my university set up free speech zones and shut that nonsense down.
 
2013-04-13 05:51:20 PM
Welcome to Hinds Community College: Please set your watches back 50 years.
 
2013-04-13 05:52:33 PM
i500.listal.com
 
2013-04-13 05:53:46 PM
Someone should let administration know its f*cking college....and students are paying customers.
 
2013-04-13 05:55:34 PM
In Hinds sight, they should probably reverse any policy the have for that.
 
2013-04-13 05:57:03 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: College? College?

[www.lolwut.com image 533x594]


duh! It's spelled collage. at least we get it.
 
2013-04-13 05:57:27 PM

rooftop235: I totally expected this from New f#cking Jersey


http://www.hulu.com/watch/365746

@29:25 and @1:02:30
NSFWL
/sorry, can't find a clip anywhere
 
2013-04-13 05:58:17 PM
Backwater U in backwater, MS. Really, what do you think they worry about in schools down there?
 
2013-04-13 06:01:31 PM

teto85: Well, that's just all smurfed up.


Well then, that got a lol outta me.
 
2013-04-13 06:02:03 PM

JosephFinn: Nope, I bet Utah.


Well, I'll be gosh darned...I would have guessed Utah, as well. Or maybe that's just BYU, where students are forbidden farkin', cussin' and drinkin', and are required to live a 'chaste and virtuous life' both on and off campus.

/fark that!
 
2013-04-13 06:04:58 PM
They also threatened suit against the university for their policy in the dorms that anything that hurt someone's feelings was grounds for discipline.  Libs in education truly is a nightmare.
 
2013-04-13 06:05:29 PM
What's extra funny is the threat of detention.
 
2013-04-13 06:07:39 PM
As much as I dislike cussing, that's f'ed up.
 
2013-04-13 06:09:40 PM

JWideman: I wasn't surprised it was Mississippi, actually. It wasn't that long ago you could get arrested for swearing if kids were around.


California's disorderly conduct law has that very provision.
 
2013-04-13 06:10:56 PM

Gyrfalcon: What's extra funny is the threat of detention.


He's a father who works full time, attends class, and has two kids, he'd probably love that.


Sorry honey can't help with the dishes and cooking tonight a got detention. Off to go do nothing for a an hour or so, for the first time in two years.
 
2013-04-13 06:11:07 PM
I'm going to skip TFA and comments and say Texas. Now to go back and see if I'm right.
 
2013-04-13 06:12:50 PM
You know who else had plenty of F*ckes and threatened other folks with detention?
 
2013-04-13 06:13:12 PM

Silly Jesus: They also threatened suit against the university for their policy in the dorms that anything that hurt someone's feelings was grounds for discipline.  Libs in education truly is a nightmare.


Yeah but its Mississippi. There libs are conservative relativly speaking.
 
2013-04-13 06:15:42 PM

rooftop235: I totally expected this from New f#cking Jersey


"Current; Orlando FL. from; Covington KY. " balls of bronze, Dave. balls of bronze.
 
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2013-04-13 06:16:42 PM
rosenbloom hired a lawyer?
 
2013-04-13 06:20:22 PM
I'm glad that didn't totally read like a commercial for an ambulance chasing lawyer.  Nope, totally not at all like that.
 
2013-04-13 06:20:42 PM

Silly Jesus: They also threatened suit against the university for their policy in the dorms that anything that hurt someone's feelings was grounds for discipline.  Libs in education truly is a nightmare.


How in the world would you prove your feelings were hurt?

/it's just a emotional thing with me
 
2013-04-13 06:21:01 PM

brantgoose: The restrictions placed on political speech by parliamentary language leads to great poetry and ingenuity in the art of euphemism and double-talk. Some of the most brilliant and beautiful turns of phrase (lies) have been told impromptu on the floor of Congress, the Senate, Parliament, etc.


This.  Ones propensity to use the word "F*ck" as an adjective merely illustrates that you are a mindless troll, incapable of any creative thought.  The late Prime Minister of Canada, Pierre Trudeau, was once accused of muttering "F*uck off" to a parliamentary opponent.  He responded that he actually had muttered "Fuddle duck" and had been misheard if you thought any different.  Although I did not approve of his politics, he was certainly one of the last Canadian ingenues when it came to euphemisms and double talk.

A Canadian vintner produced a wine called Fuddle Duck.  Think a sparkling Thunderbird type vintage.  It was the staple of our high school drinking parties.
 
2013-04-13 06:21:18 PM

edmo: Backwater U in backwater, MS. Really, what do you think they worry about in schools down there?


Actually according to FIRE "Southern schools dominate list of best colleges for free speech" While Northern Powerhouses like Bucknell University, Yale University and Harvard University ranked as the worst for free speech
 
2013-04-13 06:23:50 PM

sweet-daddy-2: I'm going to skip TFA and comments and say Texas. Now to go back and see if I'm right.


 Fail tag for me. Kiss my impotent arse ( no fu*king in my house ). Well, we meaning Texas, are a red state, so we have something in common with stump jumping Mississippians.
 
2013-04-13 06:26:03 PM

Stone Meadow: JosephFinn: Nope, I bet Utah.

Well, I'll be gosh darned...I would have guessed Utah, as well. Or maybe that's just BYU, where students are forbidden farkin', cussin' and drinkin', and are required to live a 'chaste and virtuous life' both on and off campus.

/fark that!


Wait, what the fark... No coffee! This is an outrage.
 
2013-04-13 06:26:22 PM
Ah, Mississippi, the Alabama of the South

you heard me
 
2013-04-13 06:32:16 PM
i.imgur.com

Parents are supposed to discipline a child's bad behaviour, but NOT as punishment, but to help the child identify good behaviour from bad, and ensure SELF-discipline by imprinting an understanding that "Acting badly = bad things happen to you".

This person was given the PRIVILEGE of attending this college, and behaved BADLY; rudely and inappropriately in public.  So bad things happened.

GOOD.  Lesson learned?
 
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