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(97 Rock Radio)   Mother forces son to hold a sign on the corner as punishment for getting high and pooping on neighbors porch   (97rockonline.com ) divider line
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2013-04-13 01:25:58 AM  
Next logical step after hanging signs on your dog and posting pics.
 
2013-04-13 03:38:19 AM  
The amusing part is that he'd probably tell everyone he knows on Facebook anyway.
 
2013-04-13 03:44:11 AM  
Does the mom think this is punishment ?!?

My god, he should put out a donation can. Probably make enough scratch for a small bag of weed and a better try on poop targets.
 
2013-04-13 03:45:10 AM  
Maybe he wanted to leave the guy a brownie.
 
2013-04-13 03:49:50 AM  
I Wonder If Submitter Is German Or Stupid.
 
2013-04-13 03:50:56 AM  

LDM90: I Wonder If Submitter Is German Or Stupid.

 exactly how its titled in TFA i thought the same thing
 
2013-04-13 03:52:07 AM  

LDM90: I Wonder If Submitter Is German Or Stupid.


No shiat.. I'm surprised the headline wasn't: "MotherForcesSontoHoldaSignontheCornerasPunishmentforGettingHighandPoo pingonNeighborsPorchGotterdammerung."
 
2013-04-13 03:53:20 AM  
Awesome headline, subby. Such flair! Such command of the language!

Couldn't have bothered to even go with the ol' "Sneaking out, getting high and pooping on your neighbors porch is no way to go through life, son."?
 
2013-04-13 03:58:18 AM  
Tri-sh*tties indeed
 
2013-04-13 04:02:38 AM  
Mother Forces Son to Hold a Sign on the Corner

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Hard to tell from the crappy photo, but it looks like the edges. Also, the middle of the block.
 
2013-04-13 04:02:39 AM  
Mom, I found the toilet this time.

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-13 04:08:50 AM  

LDM90: I Wonder If Submitter Is German Or Stupid.


I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T.
 
2013-04-13 04:17:41 AM  
Getting high and pooping on porches?
i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-13 04:18:23 AM  
Why didn't she just rub his nose in it? That's supposed to work, right?
 
2013-04-13 04:19:26 AM  
[notthisshiatagain.jpg]
 
2013-04-13 04:24:27 AM  
What type of person would not be embarrassed about pooping on a neighbor's porch?

A person raised by a mother who is not embarrassed to publicly advertise that her son pooped on the neighbor's porch.
 
2013-04-13 04:29:27 AM  
I've always said people who dog shame should be photographed with a sign saying "Too lazy/stupid to train my pet." The same sentiment applies here.
 
2013-04-13 04:39:59 AM  

cygnusx13: Awesome headline, subby. Such flair! Such command of the language!

Couldn't have bothered to even go with the ol' "Sneaking out, getting high and pooping on your neighbors porch is no way to go through life, son."?


Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
 
2013-04-13 04:57:15 AM  

Steak_Cake_Sause: cygnusx13: Awesome headline, subby. Such flair! Such command of the language!

Couldn't have bothered to even go with the ol' "Sneaking out, getting high and pooping on your neighbors porch is no way to go through life, son."?

Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.


Oh. Hi, subby.
 
2013-04-13 05:04:26 AM  
At least the mother is smoking crakc.  Yeah mom.
 
2013-04-13 05:14:33 AM  

cygnusx13: Steak_Cake_Sause: cygnusx13: Awesome headline, subby. Such flair! Such command of the language!

Couldn't have bothered to even go with the ol' "Sneaking out, getting high and pooping on your neighbors porch is no way to go through life, son."?

Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.

Oh. Hi, subby.


Swing and a miss.
 
2013-04-13 05:20:46 AM  

cygnusx13: Awesome headline, subby. Such flair! Such command of the language!

Couldn't have bothered to even go with the ol' "Sneaking out, getting high and pooping on your neighbors porch is no way to go through life, son."?


Maybe a multiple choice where the answer is always C or perhaps the "Protip, blah blah blah" because neither of those have been used to death here on Fark have they.
 
2013-04-13 06:05:43 AM  
First off, good on mom.

Second, what in the hell did he use to 'get high'? I've been stoned for more or less the past 17 years, and I've never felt compelled to poop on someones porch. I'd certainly laugh if I saw it happening, but it's not something I'd ever do myself. Mostly I just watch cancelled too soon television and kill whores in GTA and taxmen in Assassins Creed.
 
2013-04-13 06:15:43 AM  

robohobo: First off, good on mom.

Second, what in the hell did he use to 'get high'? I've been stoned for more or less the past 17 years, and I've never felt compelled to poop on someones porch. I'd certainly laugh if I saw it happening, but it's not something I'd ever do myself. Mostly I just watch cancelled too soon television and kill whores in GTA and taxmen in Assassins Creed.


You know, I felt the same way, until I saw the episode of Californication where David Duchovny poops on this guys car. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life, and I generally dislike poop humor.
 
2013-04-13 06:45:25 AM  

LDM90: I Wonder If Submitter Is German Or Stupid.


You know who else pooped on people's porches?
 
2013-04-13 07:49:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-13 08:00:23 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-13 08:16:48 AM  
Mom pissed off?

No shiat, Sherlock.
 
2013-04-13 08:58:52 AM  
Most kids outgrow the "poop somewhere other than the potty because it's funny" stage by age 4.
 
2013-04-13 09:43:00 AM  
I don't understand this approach.
I would have had him scrubbing the whole outside of the neighbor's house/garden.
Something useful.
This approach sounds to me like really pushing it to the point of no return, especially in this day and age. Can you imagine if (when?) his pics start circulating in his school? His self-esteem will be great when he is forever known as poopboy.

I'd put the odds at 1% being 'shamed-straight' 3% at committing suicide in a few years 90% chance of the kid dropping out of school and/or not caring about anything anymore because the worst has already happened.
(Margin of error at 4%)

/all punishments reach a breaking point
//yes, I course I'm trolling the math geeks
 
2013-04-13 10:02:37 AM  
As someone who grew up there, you must know that people who are from there call it the Dry shiatties, or The Place Where the Wind Doesn't Blow - It Sucks.

Left the Dry shiatties almost 30 years ago and if it wasn't for family - I'd never go back. It becomes more and more like a Mexicanized version of Alabama every day.
 
2013-04-13 10:26:42 AM  
I predict one of these shamed teenagers will kill their parents at some point. This trend of public punishment really does not seem healthy. Can't they just ground them and skip all the attention whoring?
 
2013-04-13 10:52:44 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Mom, I found the toilet this time.

[images.sodahead.com image 460x315]


This has bothered me for a while, so I'll ask: does your poop really come out in litle swirly piles like that? I know Japan represents poop like that in cartoons, but I poop out logs. (5 to 6 forearm sized logs with no flushes inbetween, etc.) Even when I'm crapping out in the woods (so no toilet-based interference): logs. Am I the weird one? Do y'all poop little swirlies?

/poop thread!
 
2013-04-13 11:53:06 AM  

Uzzah: DarkSoulNoHope: Mom, I found the toilet this time.

[images.sodahead.com image 460x315]

This has bothered me for a while, so I'll ask: does your poop really come out in litle swirly piles like that? I know Japan represents poop like that in cartoons, but I poop out logs. (5 to 6 forearm sized logs with no flushes inbetween, etc.) Even when I'm crapping out in the woods (so no toilet-based interference): logs. Am I the weird one? Do y'all poop little swirlies?

/poop thread!


What I poop depends on what I've been eating (more fiber = logs, less fiber = floaters, too much fiber and/or McDonalds = Imodium now please, etc.), but I have never pooped swirlies. Maybe the toilet does that. The toilet is very good at giving swirlies.
 
2013-04-13 12:59:22 PM  

Karl LaFong: LDM90: I Wonder If Submitter Is German Or Stupid.

You know who else pooped on people's porches?


Adolf Shiatler?
 
2013-04-13 01:28:44 PM  
Bet the SWAT and HazMat team will be busy soon with all those flaming paper bag Improvised Devices showing up a the mom's door, making for some great YouTube dances.
 
2013-04-13 01:31:36 PM  
The person who made that their Facebook status is an idiot.  The mom is OBVIOUSLY more than three feet away from the brat, and there's no way of knowing whether or not she's got a sign because she's NOT IN YOUR SHOT, IDIOT.
 
2013-04-13 02:06:47 PM  

Karl LaFong: LDM90: I Wonder If Submitter Is German Or Stupid.

You know who else pooped on people's porches?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-13 02:20:13 PM  
That must have been some good shiat.  And by good shiat, I mean that THC gets primarily excreted through feces.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
 
2013-04-13 02:32:11 PM  

detritus: That must have been some good shiat.  And by good shiat, I mean that THC gets primarily excreted through feces.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-13 02:38:50 PM  
Matthew Keene:

WTF? What...why...what...
 
2013-04-13 02:44:42 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-13 03:43:46 PM  
Is this the new planking?
wtf
 
2013-04-13 04:15:46 PM  
So? I do that all the time. I usually make sure to light the poop on fire and ring the doorbell before running off.
 
2013-04-13 08:18:01 PM  
Crapping on somebody's porch is the dumbest thing you can do. Think about it, if the person comes out and catches you crapping on the porch you really can't run off, you are kind of stuck there. And if you do manage to run off you are going to get shiat all over yourself which is going to make it easier to track down who did it.
 
2013-04-14 05:05:18 AM  

Stranglehold: [24.media.tumblr.com image 479x343]


he called the shiat poop!
 
2013-04-14 11:09:42 AM  
man on the corner - phil collins
 
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