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(KTVB Boise)   Fish and Game looking for man who poached an elk instead of carving it up into steaks, grinding into sausage and generally ruining a perfectly good piece of meat   (ktvb.com) divider line 33
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2013-04-12 07:16:29 PM
"Bring in Ted Nugent, and that Troy guy that killed the bear."
 
2013-04-12 07:17:28 PM
I've tried poaching an elk but I don't really have a pot big enough.
 
2013-04-12 07:19:37 PM
Oh, deer.
 
2013-04-12 07:21:35 PM
Must be British.
 
2013-04-12 07:22:34 PM
RIP Elks.

www.adrianjournal.com
 
2013-04-12 07:22:41 PM
Well, he can't have any pudding.
 
2013-04-12 07:25:23 PM
Stymied Copper Hotline©
 
2013-04-12 07:25:51 PM
That's going to cost someone a lot of doe.
 
2013-04-12 07:27:57 PM
ok, don't get it. Help please, why did this go green?
 
2013-04-12 07:29:34 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: ok, don't get it. Help please, why did this go green?


"poach" has more than one meaning
 
2013-04-12 07:31:51 PM
A cow elk was found shot and left to waste along the Middle Fork of the Boise River Road near Alexander Flats on April 6.


How about we find and shoot this farker and leave his body to waste? Preferably in a septic tank.
 
2013-04-12 07:32:31 PM
You can take my swimming pool-sized elk cooking machine when you pry it from my accidentally cooked corpse.
 
2013-04-12 07:34:45 PM

Cagey B: You can take my swimming pool-sized elk cooking machine when you pry it from my accidentally cooked corpse.


+1 sir, I laughed for a couple mins at this one :)
 
2013-04-12 07:34:53 PM

skinink: RIP Elks.

[www.adrianjournal.com image 800x411]


Why does that guy in the middle have a weird doll???
 
2013-04-12 07:36:54 PM
"Idaho Fish and Game looking for elk poacher."

Here ya go.

s12.postimg.org

Clearly, Idaho Fish and Game used up their Googles for the year.
 
2013-04-12 07:39:19 PM

gopher321: A cow elk was found shot and left to waste along the Middle Fork of the Boise River Road near Alexander Flats on April 6.


How about we find and shoot this farker and leave his body to waste? Preferably in a septic tank.


I met a nearby resident on the Finger Lakes Trail near where I live who told me some land owners up the hill had done this same thing to collect trophies off several bucks and then dumped the bodies in the creek that runs along the trail. I wish I'd been the one to find it, because I'd have had the DEC out there within hours. Poachers are horrible people.
 
2013-04-12 07:40:36 PM
How do we know the elk wasn't coming at him with a knife?
 
2013-04-12 07:42:11 PM

fusillade762: I've tried poaching an elk but I don't really have a pot big enough.


Oh poo.  Sorry, Holmes.  I didn't mean to step all over your joke.  I just didn't bother to read through the thread because eff it, that's why.
 
2013-04-12 07:44:16 PM

Bucky Katt: Ow! That was my feelings!: ok, don't get it. Help please, why did this go green?

"poach" has more than one meaning


Was this one of those "modmin greenlights own submission" things?  Because that is pretty farkin' dumb.
 
2013-04-12 07:44:37 PM
P.S.  Mods please note that I used a LIVE elk in the picture.  I don't want no more trouble witchoo.
 
2013-04-12 07:48:10 PM

Bucky Katt: Ow! That was my feelings!: ok, don't get it. Help please, why did this go green?

"poach" has more than one meaning


Ugh, very weak.
 
2013-04-12 07:51:53 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: fusillade762: I've tried poaching an elk but I don't really have a pot big enough.

Oh poo.  Sorry, Holmes.  I didn't mean to step all over your joke.  I just didn't bother to read through the thread because eff it, that's why.


No worries since it was in the headline anyway.
 
2013-04-12 08:08:33 PM

skinink: RIP Elks.

[www.adrianjournal.com image 800x411]


The female elks are called cows, appropriately.
 
2013-04-12 08:20:18 PM

gopher321: How about we find and shoot this farker and leave his body to waste?


If you can do it to an elk, you can do it to a man.
 
2013-04-12 08:20:19 PM
 
2013-04-12 08:50:59 PM
Looking forward to "visiting" with them. Bwahahahaha.
 
2013-04-12 09:02:59 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Bucky Katt: Ow! That was my feelings!: ok, don't get it. Help please, why did this go green?

"poach" has more than one meaning

Ugh, very weak.


Hey, I didn't submit it.
 
2013-04-12 09:28:41 PM

ladyfortuna: gopher321: A cow elk was found shot and left to waste along the Middle Fork of the Boise River Road near Alexander Flats on April 6.


How about we find and shoot this farker and leave his body to waste? Preferably in a septic tank.

I met a nearby resident on the Finger Lakes Trail near where I live who told me some land owners up the hill had done this same thing to collect trophies off several bucks and then dumped the bodies in the creek that runs along the trail. I wish I'd been the one to find it, because I'd have had the DEC out there within hours. Poachers are horrible people.


They are, but this looks different from trophy hunting, though just as horrible. It was a cow. Either it's illegal to take cows at certain times of year in Idaho and the shooter wont own up to his error or, more likely given the context of the article, someone shot the cow but was too much of a wimp to chase her down when she ran and she bled out.

Any way we've got a class-A douchebag on our hands here.
 
2013-04-12 10:14:02 PM
Let me just add that elk chili is fantastic. Also that knowing people who hunt is more efficient than hunting.
 
2013-04-12 10:27:41 PM
Elk is good eating.  For wasting all that meat alone the poacher should be publicly flogged.  And he should then be flogged caned for mindlessly killing a creature.
 
2013-04-12 10:59:22 PM

Bucky Katt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Bucky Katt: Ow! That was my feelings!: ok, don't get it. Help please, why did this go green?

"poach" has more than one meaning

Ugh, very weak.

Hey, I didn't submit it.


no worries, wasn't blaming you. I got the 'joke' btw, I just failed to see the point in the green.
 
2013-04-13 04:38:51 AM
dear god. this didn't even need to be news, let alone on fark. I await "sick: large mammal found murdered on side of road, no longer deer to anyone".
 
2013-04-13 12:59:48 PM
I can see a guy poaching an animal to feed his family.
As a hunter this kind of crap just pisses me off.
There are some places where poachers are just shot.
 
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