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(Gizmodo)   It's just a wasp nest. Go in there, squirt some Raid on it, have ten million wasps come out, pick you up and jam you headfirst into the nest AAAAAAGGHHHHH   (gizmodo.com) divider line 21
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2013-04-12 08:12:37 PM
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Had a problem last summer with wasps constantly getting into my apartment somehow. One after the other. I had nightmares about getting hurt in the middle of the night. Lucky for me wasps make a real loud annoying sound so I was never surprised with one being right on me. I bought a can of RAID extra strength wasps killer and by the end of the summer I had just about killed every rich, whitebread farking yuppy that had been getting into my apartment.
2013-04-12 08:58:52 PM
5 votes:
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SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
2013-04-12 07:35:43 PM
5 votes:

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2013-04-12 07:32:09 PM
5 votes:
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2013-04-12 07:33:31 PM
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2013-04-12 08:33:49 PM
3 votes:
If I was the first person to find that nest, I'd put some clothing near the nest so it would appear the nest was covering a dead person.  Some kid-size shoes with about a foot of pant leg on each would be perfect.  Put them close together and aimed into the nest.  Maybe a "big book of bugs" nearby.

Then let someone else discover the nest.
2013-04-12 08:29:56 PM
3 votes:
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2013-04-12 08:45:25 PM
2 votes:

KangTheMad: My question is, what made the neighbors concerned over the house?


Probably all the local homeless and pets being carried into the house.  Or maybe the 120db steady hum of a million wings beating constantly.
2013-04-12 08:18:40 PM
2 votes:
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2013-04-12 09:31:42 PM
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: The article states that authorities could not locate the homeowner.  He's probably in the nest.


www.feoamante.com
2013-04-12 09:15:55 PM
1 votes:
I've never run into a wasp that didn't survive a quick shot with this:

www.zepindustries.eu

Something in there makes their exoskeleton become an endoskeleton really fast. Like, drop out of the air dead fast. They don't even have time to react.

fark wasps. I go all biological warfare on them.
2013-04-12 09:05:42 PM
1 votes:
In the next room over is a lair containing thousands of black widow spiders.
2013-04-12 08:42:33 PM
1 votes:
i6.photobucket.com

This Wasp can stay...
2013-04-12 08:40:04 PM
1 votes:
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Oh, look, a family of WASPS.
2013-04-12 08:34:25 PM
1 votes:
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2013-04-12 08:34:05 PM
1 votes:
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2013-04-12 08:34:03 PM
1 votes:
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2013-04-12 08:27:34 PM
1 votes:

Gilligann: Experts have examined the nest, which is said to be 21'9" in length, and say the common type of wasp found in gardens would never normally build a nest of this size.

Can't they tell what type of wasp it is by looking at one of the wasps?


So you want to go catch one of those wasps?  From its wasp commune?
2013-04-12 08:16:01 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Had a problem last summer with wasps constantly getting into my apartment somehow. One after the other. I had nightmares about getting hurt in the middle of the night. Lucky for me wasps make a real loud annoying sound so I was never surprised with one being right on me. I bought a can of RAID extra strength wasps killer and by the end of the summer I had just about killed every rich, whitebread farking yuppy that had been getting into my apartment.

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2013-04-12 08:14:26 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Had a problem last summer with wasps constantly getting into my apartment somehow. One after the other. I had nightmares about getting hurt in the middle of the night. Lucky for me wasps make a real loud annoying sound so I was never surprised with one being right on me. I bought a can of RAID extra strength wasps killer and by the end of the summer I had just about killed every rich, whitebread farking yuppy that had been getting into my apartment.


Okay, you're funny.
2013-04-12 07:46:06 PM
1 votes:
Better AAAAAAGGHHHHH, than the damn things deciding to wage WAAAGH!.
 
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