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2013-04-12 09:02:43 PM
Looks like I've made the cut.
/Just barely.
 
2013-04-12 09:03:19 PM
As a well endowed but fugly and poorish guy, Id probably do better than I do now on a site where women are looking for peen size.
 
2013-04-12 09:04:41 PM
/just bought sizequeens.com
 
2013-04-12 09:05:45 PM
Wish there was one, but reversed

/DD or bigger
//nofatchicks.png
///waits for feminazis to zerg rush me
 
2013-04-12 09:06:44 PM
Because an arbitrary measurement of physicality means that their mentality will also be up to the measure. But, I suppose... whatever floats your boat..

/banana hammock.
//Because it's fun to say.
 
2013-04-12 09:08:08 PM
Something something ... your mom.
 
2013-04-12 09:08:14 PM
Just women?
 
2013-04-12 09:08:14 PM
nocrazychicks.com
 
2013-04-12 09:10:02 PM
I have only 6 inches of paradise...

      wish I had a painful 14"
 
2013-04-12 09:10:44 PM
Nothing like admitting that you're ready to put out, I guess.
 
2013-04-12 09:12:24 PM
It's not the size of the boat, or the motion on the ocean...
It's consent.
 
2013-04-12 09:14:00 PM
Great scam. Profit off the shallow ends of both genders.
 
2013-04-12 09:14:45 PM

Jeebus, lady, if you need that much flesh then just let me ram my arm up there.


991.com

 
2013-04-12 09:15:05 PM

thenooch: wish I had a painful 14"


I remember reading an article about a guy who was 10". It caused him lots of problems and most girls were like "Hell no!"
 
2013-04-12 09:15:25 PM
bigdickdaddyfromcincinnati.com
 
2013-04-12 09:16:13 PM
the site hungjury.com from many moons ago operated on a similar premise, but I think gay / bi were also welcome...

"hungjury" is a more amusing name for this sort of racket, methinks.
 
2013-04-12 09:16:22 PM

skinink: Jeebus, lady, if you need that much flesh then just let me ram my arm up there.
[991.com image 294x300]


I just had a mental image of a miniature T-Rex doing that. Thanks.
 
2013-04-12 09:16:28 PM
My forearm is pretty big.
 
2013-04-12 09:16:39 PM

DrewCurtisJr: thenooch: wish I had a painful 14"

I remember reading an article about a guy who was 10". It caused him lots of problems and most girls were like "Hell no!"


Pussies

/what? Somebody was at least thinking it
 
2013-04-12 09:18:08 PM
Again, I need a kickstarter so that I can invent 3d printing (via stemcells) of huge cawks that can then be surgically implanted on clients. I'll be the richest guy in the world.
 
2013-04-12 09:19:49 PM
Remember this fellas, size does matter.
 
2013-04-12 09:22:56 PM
 
2013-04-12 09:23:07 PM
Perhaps if their pussies didn't resemble the Grand Canyon, they wouldn't feel the need to find a guy with a big dick. I find it disconcerting to talk to a woman while I'm eating her out, and hear my voice echoing off her walls.

/poorly endowed
 
2013-04-12 09:25:10 PM
I'm gonna troll the hell out of this site. Post fake pictures, everything. Arrange to meet a chick -- she'll be thinking I have a 7 incher, then we get back to the room. I'll pull my pants down as she eagerly waits to see what she signed up for. An unforgettable night for her when it turns out that I have seven one inch penises.
 
2013-04-12 09:25:56 PM

sn82: Remember this fellas, size does matter.


I know.  I can't stand women with giant vaginas.
 
2013-04-12 09:26:17 PM

No Time To Explain: Wish there was one, but reversed

/DD or bigger
//nofatchicks.png
///waits for feminazis to zerg rush me


They have that on every dating website, at least for the fat chicks part. Women can filter out guys by height too.

Include: Athletic, Slim, Average
Exclude: A Few Extra Pounds, Plus-sized, Didn't Say (90% of them fall into Plus Size or open up talking about physical attraction not being important with a potential career as a sumo wrestler.

Unfortunately when I was looking a lot of them thought this meant either body type I had 10 years ago at the age of 15 or what I'll be after 2 solid years in the gym with nothing but rice cakes, water and vitamins.

/There has to be an initial attraction
//Men get to see most of it upfront so this seems fair.
 
2013-04-12 09:27:34 PM

Atomic Spunk: Perhaps if their pussies didn't resemble the Grand Canyon, they wouldn't feel the need to find a guy with a big dick. I find it disconcerting to talk to a woman while I'm eating her out, and hear my voice echoing off her walls.



encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-12 09:28:36 PM
Is there a dating site for men looking for large natural breasts?

Natural-D-orbetter.com?

I wonder how that would go over with ladies?
 
2013-04-12 09:31:01 PM
Is there an STD filter?
 
2013-04-12 09:32:26 PM

sn82: Remember this fellas, size does matter.


Tits or gtfo
 
2013-04-12 09:33:07 PM
Awesome! finally a site where i... fit right in.

/ ah-rimshot
 
2013-04-12 09:35:46 PM
7 inches or better? Flaccid, I assume.


Whew!. Just made it.
 
2013-04-12 09:37:04 PM
yay I make the cut. 7.5x7 :p
 
2013-04-12 09:39:47 PM
The min is only 7 inches?  How is that measured?  I thought the offical measurement was from anus to tip.  If that is only 7 inches.....
 
2013-04-12 09:41:49 PM
saw that site advertized somewhere before took a look seems like another one of those free to join then 57 "local" women suddenly want to contact you for only 59.99 a month
 
2013-04-12 09:42:31 PM
why do women care whether he is circumcised or not?
 
2013-04-12 09:44:13 PM
Is this where all the Farkers check in to say they have a large penis regardless if they actually do or not?

Yup, made the cut. Only had to measure half my penis too.
 
2013-04-12 09:44:33 PM

Erder: No Time To Explain: Wish there was one, but reversed

/DD or bigger
//nofatchicks.png
///waits for feminazis to zerg rush me

They have that on every dating website, at least for the fat chicks part. Women can filter out guys by height too.

Include: Athletic, Slim, Average
Exclude: A Few Extra Pounds, Plus-sized, Didn't Say (90% of them fall into Plus Size or open up talking about physical attraction not being important with a potential career as a sumo wrestler.

Unfortunately when I was looking a lot of them thought this meant either body type I had 10 years ago at the age of 15 or what I'll be after 2 solid years in the gym with nothing but rice cakes, water and vitamins.

/There has to be an initial attraction
//Men get to see most of it upfront so this seems fair.


Yeah, but I don't know if it's my city, or a women thing, but apparently "athletic" means "I go to the gym/do zumba once every two months", "average" means kinda overweight, and "a few extra pounds" means obese

/I know I'm a featherweight, but I can do long distance running, do pushups/situps and such without breaking into drenched sweat/heaving my lungs out
//tall, healthy, not a douche bag (seriously, still friends with past relationships) and still haven't gotten a decent date in the last year and a bit
///niceguysfinishlast.jpg
 
2013-04-12 09:46:40 PM
New dating website

Hmm...

Since 2007 © Copyright 7orbetter.com.
 
2013-04-12 09:48:03 PM
This girl I dated in high school asked me to give her 8 inches and to make it hurt... So I f*cked her twice and punched her in the mouth.


/oblig
 
2013-04-12 09:49:36 PM
I'm a powerlifter, so I have a big waist and huge thighs, and it makes my already average penis seem even smaller.

Still kinda wish I had a thick 10" gash-destroyer, but ah well, just motivates me to make more money.

/being well-endowed in the wallet trumps all
 
2013-04-12 09:50:30 PM

Lsherm: sn82: Remember this fellas, size does matter.

I know.  I can't stand women with giant vaginas.


We're done here.  Nothing more deflating that going balls deep into the grand canyon.  She looks at you and goes, 'is it in yet?'

biatch.
 
2013-04-12 09:53:53 PM
I was going to comment something slightly offensive, however true, but how about trying to find a smallish woman with a large vaginal canal? I like the shorter women, but most of the time, as my ex confessed to me, they can't get into it as much as I do because they have to restrict how far in they allow me to go, or we don't get to do the horizontal shuffle until she heals up. the damage done by a mismatched set of genitals is not a laughing matter. Unless it is mismatched the wrong way, in which case you better have an amazing personality, though she will still be sharing a laugh with her friends over drinks on ladies night.

/according to the studies, I'm two standard deviations above average
//Asians, for the most part, are out.
///dammit
 
2013-04-12 09:54:01 PM
It's not the size of the brush, it's how you paint with it. Just an avg guy defending avg guys everywhere.  I'll monkey fark anyone who understands the concept of friction, anticipation and denial, in short brief periods for the bigger payoff.
 
2013-04-12 09:55:04 PM
Mismatched Genitals?  New FARK  band name?
 
2013-04-12 09:55:26 PM
Haha. How about these:

OnlyHotties.com
Just-Skinny-B-Cups.com
Nofatties.com
WeHateGoldDiggers.com
NoBabyMamas.com
 
2013-04-12 10:03:48 PM

Thisbymaster: The min is only 7 inches?  How is that measured?  I thought the offical measurement was from anus to tip.  If that is only 7 inches.....


from the floor.
 
2013-04-12 10:03:58 PM
With a little help from a previous post, I submit this for your consideration:

she signed up to get her some dick
she met him and cut to the quick
and then came surprise
when she saw that his size
was measured from anus to tip
 
2013-04-12 10:09:31 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's not the size of the brush, it's how you paint with it. Just an avg guy defending avg guys everywhere.  I'll monkey fark anyone who understands the concept of friction, anticipation and denial, in short brief periods for the bigger payoff.


The version I remember from a fairly popular poster years ago said:  "It's not the size of the wand, it's the **MAGIC** in it".
 
2013-04-12 10:10:36 PM
Dating site for beautiful people expels 'fatties' after holiday weight gain
By Mallory Simon, CNN
January 4, 2010 -- Updated 2352 GMT (0752 HKT)


(CNN) -- A dating site that markets itself as an elite community for beautiful people with a "strict ban on ugly people" has axed about 5,000 members for packing on the pounds during the holiday season.

The international site BeautifulPeople.com threw out members after they posted photos "revealing that they have let themselves go," according to a company statement.

The site describes itself as an "elite online club, where every member works the door" -- that is, users can join only after enough members vote them "beautiful" during the 48 hours after their profile is uploaded.

"Is it elitist? Yes, it is, because our members want it to be," Hodge said when the company started out in 2005. "Is it lookist? Yes, it is, because our members want it to be. Is it PC? No, it's not, but it's honest."

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/personal/01/04/dating.site.overwe ig ht/index.html
 
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