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(OSU)   Ohio State Univ. tells students that "buttsex is best" (PDF of a poster)   ( divider line
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2001-11-29 12:04:02 AM  
Those diagrams really turn me on. Line art pr0n rocks.

Is that safe for work?
2001-11-29 12:05:32 AM  
And here's how to get your girlfriend to have buttsex, so that you both don't fall victim to back pains.

Topic: NSFW
Content: SFW
Size: 10MB
2001-11-29 12:14:54 AM  
Yeah just don't forget to bring copious ammounts of lubricant to get her back door oiled and ready. Trying to dry fark a girl in the ass is just no fun at all.
2001-11-29 12:20:52 AM  
jeez... my GF wont even try it.. i suppose that means i need a new (sluttier) gf..
2001-11-29 12:21:55 AM  
that was pretty damn funny kenh. where did you find that?
2001-11-29 12:23:35 AM  
2001-11-29 12:29:54 AM  
they sure didn't put that in the brochure.
2001-11-29 12:33:09 AM  
Kenh, that was great. Thanks.
2001-11-29 12:37:23 AM  
It may help with backache, but what about those damned rugburns on your knees?

2001-11-29 12:45:23 AM  
Jesus H. Christ that was funny Kenh, wonder how long it will stay up? And OxDeadBeef, I had forgotten all about that site. Thanks for the refresher.
2001-11-29 12:49:02 AM  
Last time I tried Billy's methods I landed up in prison.

But they were a lot less picky about anal sex there, so I guess it worked out.
2001-11-29 12:53:09 AM  
A friend of mine passed me the link. I'd ask him, but he's asleep.
2001-11-29 01:09:41 AM  
Prevent backache from undue movements!

Not necessairly buttsex. Just a modified doggie style.

Jeez. We never saw these types of posters at our university... not even in the dorms.
2001-11-29 01:10:07 AM  
Damn. Wrong OSU.
2001-11-29 01:10:27 AM  
2001-11-29 01:15:25 AM  
2001-11-29 01:17:07 AM  
At the bottom of the page is:
"Upon requests..handouts are available in other formats for people with hearing, vision, and language needs"

What do you suppose these are?
2001-11-29 01:31:16 AM  
If you think that is used only for butt sex, you need to get laid more.
2001-11-29 01:37:25 AM  
A note on headlines: Please don't use quotes unless you're, y'know, quoting. Thank you. That is all.
2001-11-29 01:39:10 AM  
all you need to know about buttsex:
2001-11-29 01:41:11 AM  
and here's another, though it's got some racist shiat in it for some reason......
2001-11-29 01:44:06 AM  
I added this, I'm supprised it posted. We printed out these last year and hung them in our dorm. Now, whenever I see fellow farker TheMann, I always make sure to alert him to whats best -- Buttsex is best. Thanks Ohio State, I know my tuition and out of state fee is going to good research.
2001-11-29 01:44:39 AM  
What the hell? Is this a big problem around Ohio State? Did they one day see a majority of their students lurching around in agony and instinctively decide that it was due to buttsexlessness?
2001-11-29 01:46:03 AM  
OK, I'll take the leap......

If we can't cornhole our loved ones, then the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-29 01:50:20 AM  
2001-11-29 01:52:34 AM  
Tegro, actually yes. We had a rash of suicides and depression and they realized 'God damn, none of these people are having buttsex! Everyone knows that buttsex is best! We better print these posters out!!!'

I think the ACTUAL purpose of the poster (other than cute 1-bit porn) is for people with back injuries to enjoy their lovin'. Buttsex. It's the natural way. Just ask your dog.
2001-11-29 01:56:37 AM  
That's also what Ohio State did to Michigan last week.
2001-11-29 02:04:22 AM  
Buttsex. It's the natural way. Just ask your homosexual hairstylist.
2001-11-29 02:15:53 AM  
I did, he told me it was best!

Disclaimer: My homosexual hairstylist is a dog.
2001-11-29 02:43:44 AM  
LOL Iota

too bad most people's moniters aren't going to let them see that.
2001-11-29 02:59:08 AM  
I am in 1280X960 and I can see it.
2001-11-29 03:00:01 AM  
Well isn't it?.....the best I mean????
2001-11-29 03:01:13 AM  
=:( ???
2001-11-29 03:09:44 AM  
I've just started seeing this guy who graduated from Ohio State a couple years ago.... Do you think if I send him this link he'll take this it as rude? Or will he perhaps take it as advice? Maybe I'll ask him if he took this 'class' at school...saves me giving a lesson ya know?! We never learned this at U of AZ, we just learned that if you spend the night you get a frat shirt, no position pointers from the school though. Lucky for me there were plenty of students around who must have taken this class or I'd REALLY be having these back problems!
2001-11-29 03:24:11 AM  
Wow. Mytwocents is a hottie. FARKers beware!
2001-11-29 03:24:55 AM  
<----- not a former stalker
2001-11-29 03:57:44 AM  
she is hot.

time for the five knuckle shuffle.
2001-11-29 05:25:55 AM  
Too many hotties around Tempe...

Case and point: Mytwocents
2001-11-29 06:30:18 AM  
I used to be a stalker but she's alright now.
2001-11-29 06:48:51 AM  
why do you assume they are having anal sex just because of the position?
2001-11-29 06:55:24 AM  
Because it makes me happy.
2001-11-29 06:58:31 AM  
Hmm, these are the three best and it has nothing to do with back aches. And if you haven't tried the last one (which has little to do with butt sex), you're missing out.

That said, the note on the bottom that the handout is also available in a form for the vision impairment... I want to know how they managed to get tuition money to have someone go into a recording booth to describe sexual positions.
2001-11-29 07:05:51 AM  
I was once asked why taking a woman up the arse is any different from taking a (shaved) man. I wasn't entirely sure how to answer (I've never had sex with a man, so I wouldn't know, also). It led to a discussion of homosexuality and whether you can ever "know" or "be" 100% gay or straight.

I wonder if any of the more intelligent Farkers would care to discuss this or enlighten me?
2001-11-29 07:15:30 AM  
Goatman - hip shape? :) Boobies?
2001-11-29 07:21:28 AM  
DjArcas: Yeah, I mean, boobies are a very important part of my life, but, in actual, physical satisfation? I suppose the hip shape does make a difference, but it's the whole transgender thing, I suppose - like being attracted to a man if he appears to be an attractive woman, although that is a different discussion.
2001-11-29 08:31:04 AM  
Rancor, I am offended. You don't need someone slutty.... just someone who is less of a prude. :)

mytwocentsi agree--- you'll blow his mind girl....


yeah :)
2001-11-29 09:11:21 AM  
MisterSym: Wow. Mytwocents is a hottie. FARKers beware!

Meh... maybe if her complexion clears up...
2001-11-29 09:41:27 AM  
That gives new meaning to "putting in Mytwocents".
2001-11-29 10:10:50 AM  
Humping rules.
2001-11-29 10:53:22 AM  
Sorry. But I saw nothing in the poster that said/implied that "buttsex" is best. What I did see was a cartoon showing a couple engaged in doggie-style sex in the lowest panel.

Once again, a misleading caption distorting the discussion at (as if misleading captions are necessary for such distortion).

*next thread, please*
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