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(Mediabistro)   Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project wants Oprah Winfrey to stop using penis cream on her face   (mediabistro.com) divider line 38
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2013-04-12 07:29:20 PM
A SkinMedica exec told the Star that the product is technically a cock cream, but the cells were from one foreskin that was collected 20 years ago.

Informing the public about how circumcision is unnecessary and damaging is a good cause, but many of these intactivist groups have reached PETA levels of stupid.
 
2013-04-12 08:00:55 PM
I believe Steadman would tell you Oprah has already stopped getting penis cream facials.
 
2013-04-12 08:17:39 PM
Canadian Foresk-

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-12 08:23:15 PM
the-op.com
 
2013-04-12 08:24:42 PM

Walker: [the-op.com image 75x75]


OWNED!

So I'll try it this way:

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 08:42:50 PM
You can have my penis cream when you pry it from my... attractive, slightly lubricated hand.
 
2013-04-12 09:03:04 PM
This...this is a real thing?
 
2013-04-12 09:25:39 PM
I'm confused. Is this a cream made from penis or a cream for your penis?
 
2013-04-12 09:27:23 PM
who's got two thumbs and a built-in anti-aging cream dispenser?
 
2013-04-12 09:36:29 PM

fusillade762: I'm confused. Is this a cream made from penis or a cream for your penis?


tyroneshaffer.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-12 09:44:04 PM
C.F.A.P.?
Good acronym for a foreskin awareness project.
 
2013-04-12 09:52:25 PM

Lumpmoose: A SkinMedica exec told the Star that the product is technically a cock cream, but the cells were from one foreskin that was collected 20 years ago.

Informing the public about how circumcision is unnecessary and damaging is a good cause, but many of these intactivist groups have reached PETA levels of stupid.


Damaging? You're a snip away from being as bad as these cocks.
 
2013-04-12 10:40:30 PM

floorpie: C.F.A.P.?
Good acronym for a foreskin awareness project.


CFAP is being rubbed the wrong way by Oprah
 
2013-04-12 11:13:34 PM
I am truly "lolwut?"
 
2013-04-12 11:26:15 PM
s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
 
2013-04-13 12:14:26 AM
I couldn't cream Oprah's face with my penis for less than $10
 
2013-04-13 12:19:13 AM

Flappyhead: This...this is a real thing?


Yep. For the last decade or more, hospitals have been making money by selling discarded foreskins to tissue banks, who then culture certain cell types like fibroblasts for resale. The final products are more often sold to medical researchers, but sometimes to cosmetics companies. It creates a profit motive for circumcision (and essentially makes it an unethical act of tissue harvesting), which is what this Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project is making a big fuss about.
  

floorpie: C.F.A.P.?
Good acronym for a foreskin awareness project.


The guy behind it actually uses the abbreviation CAN-FAP.
 
2013-04-13 12:22:20 AM
Is this like Breast Awareness Month?

/Freudian slip from a relative last October.
 
2013-04-13 01:00:37 AM

WordsnCollision: fusillade762: I'm confused. Is this a cream made from penis or a cream for your penis?

[tyroneshaffer.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]


Using a cream on your penis made from penis would be like dividing by zero.  Would a straight man have an issue rubbing his dick with another man's (or, baby boy's) dick?
 
2013-04-13 01:28:30 AM
a large part of science is finding uses for things that may otherwise go to waste. there are over a billion Catholics worldwide. circumcision isn't going away any time soon. may as well put the epidermis to use.
 
2013-04-13 01:38:14 AM
Foreskinned is forewarned.
 
2013-04-13 01:53:40 AM
Yo dawg- I hear you like penis...
So they make penis cream out of actual penises and rich women rub it on their faces to look younger but we laugh at Chinese animal dick and horn medicines why?
 
2013-04-13 04:17:16 AM

KrispyKritter: a large part of science is finding uses for things that may otherwise go to waste. there are over a billion Catholics worldwide. circumcision isn't going away any time soon. may as well put the epidermis to use.


Actually, Catholics don't do that. The early Christians did away with certain Jewish customs, including circumcision. There are references to it in several of the New Testament books, mostly in Paul's letters or epistles.
 
2013-04-13 04:44:25 AM
i560.photobucket.com

This just proves, again, that women will rub just about anything on their faces if they think it'll make them look younger. Mud, piss, shiat, fetus extract (yeah, really), and now this. Not that I care. No skin off my ... oh never mind.

/yes, I know; some guys will do the same to their bald spots
 
2013-04-13 05:32:15 AM
That's really sick. Oprah uses stem cells to rub on her face?
 
2013-04-13 06:01:21 AM

obamadidcoke: That's really sick. Oprah uses stem cells to rub on her face?


She IS evil, you know.
 
2013-04-13 07:09:07 AM
blog.ukmedix.com
 
2013-04-13 08:07:29 AM

Duck_of_Doom: Using a cream on your penis made from penis would be like dividing by zero. Would a straight man have an issue rubbing his dick with another man's (or, baby boy's) dick?


Catholic priests everywhere rejoice!
 
2013-04-13 08:28:54 AM
I tried using this but they I got all cockeye'd.
 
2013-04-13 09:11:23 AM
Who in the old hickory fark has the time to be a "foreskin activist"?

What the fark?
 
2013-04-13 09:15:52 AM
FirstNationalBastard:
I believe Steadman would tell you Oprah has already stopped getting penis cream facials.

Yeah I expect that happened once, a few months before the wedding, after a lot of wine, and like every other dumb bastard out there he extrapolated one data point to a trendline with a positive slope.
 
2013-04-13 09:58:32 AM
Oprah Winfrey and penis cream should never be used in the same sentence... ever.

/shudders
 
2013-04-13 11:05:31 AM

KrispyKritter: a large part of science is finding uses for things that may otherwise go to waste. there are over a billion Catholics worldwide. circumcision isn't going away any time soon. may as well put the epidermis to use.


Catholics neither endorse nor require circumcision.
 
2013-04-13 12:23:01 PM
Speaking personally, I don't want my foreskin anywhere near Oprah's face.

/not gay
//NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-13 04:16:02 PM

ukexpat: Speaking personally, I don't want my foreskin anywhere near Oprah's face.



I don't blame you. She might mistake it for a cocktail weenie and eat it.

ZING! That was a twofer. I'll be here all week.
 
2013-04-13 09:15:39 PM
CANFAP
 
2013-04-13 09:29:07 PM
Not one "dickhead" joke?

Aww.
 
2013-04-14 12:09:33 AM

Karl LaFong: [blog.ukmedix.com image 420x294]


Is it hand enlargement cream?
 
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