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(Opposing Views)   American Family Association claims that "Homofascists" will force Christians to wear badges like Jews in Holocaust   (opposingviews.com) divider line 610
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2013-04-12 02:24:13 PM
I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.
 
2013-04-12 02:41:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.


Beat me to it. Don't forget the praying out loud in public and the false piety.
 
2013-04-12 02:41:50 PM
That's throwing the 'Thor's Hammer' Style of Derp down!

Old man has crazy on speed dial.
 
2013-04-12 02:58:28 PM
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
 
2013-04-12 03:02:03 PM
Does this mean I'll have to start wearing cooked pasta as an accessory?
 
2013-04-12 03:08:36 PM
Fear is big business.
 
2013-04-12 03:09:34 PM
Extra-strength derpitude detected.....
 
2013-04-12 03:10:28 PM
I'd like to see a pie chart portraying the percent of Americans that identify as christian so that I can understand how oppressed they are.
 
2013-04-12 03:10:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.


Beat me to it also.  They already wear their badges willingly.
 
2013-04-12 03:14:02 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-12 03:18:55 PM
The fact that these people are seeing their entire world crumble around them and knowing there is literally nothing they can do about it, and knowing they'll go to their graves having failed their god is one of the funniest things in the world.

I'm all for equality for LGBTQ people as a matter of principle, but this is just the icing on the big fat fark you cake.
 
2013-04-12 03:20:02 PM
American Family Association claims that "Homofascists" will force Christians to wear badges like Jews homosexuals in Holocaust

ftfy
 
2013-04-12 03:25:50 PM
American Family Association

Stopped right there.

Ctrl-F, "hate group"

"phrase not found"

Ctrl-W
 
2013-04-12 03:27:23 PM

Aarontology: The fact that these people are seeing their entire world crumble around them and knowing there is literally nothing they can do about it, and knowing they'll go to their graves having failed their god is one of the funniest things in the world.

I'm all for equality for LGBTQ people as a matter of principle, but this is just the icing on the big fat fark you cake.


Even better: Future history books will talk about what filth they were and they will become a universal symbol of the worst of humanity like apartheid or New Jersey.
 
2013-04-12 03:32:26 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.

And they pretty much have to wear those.  There's a pretty strong relationship between how religious you are and how likely you are to be wearing a cross.  They just do it to themselves.
 
2013-04-12 03:33:22 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: [images.sodahead.com image 475x476]

i575.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 03:33:37 PM
you guys laugh at this, but think about this: 30 years ago it was legally and socially acceptable to smoke cigarettes on an airplane.  10 years ago it was fine to smoke in pretty much every restaurant in the country. now if you want to smoke you have to go outside and make sure you are more than 50 feet away from any other living thing.

don't think we're hitting that slippery slope with homofascism?  just try yelling "ni**er fa**ot" on an airplane and see what happens.
 
2013-04-12 03:34:19 PM
And for good measure:

i575.photobucket.com

i575.photobucket.com

i575.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 03:42:53 PM
Badges? We don need no stinkin badges!

/let's just shoot them instead
 
2013-04-12 03:44:32 PM
This is getting hilarious.
 
2013-04-12 03:50:27 PM
What kind of miserable existence must one lead to be this paranoid all the time?
 
2013-04-12 03:50:39 PM
Badges, like jesusy jewelry?

I'm about done with America sucking these fundamentalist fascists cock. When we drive the AFA from our shores with farking fire and pitchforks, the word will be a better place.
 
2013-04-12 03:51:30 PM
Idiots....
 
2013-04-12 03:52:16 PM

neongoats: Badges, like jesusy jewelry?

I'm about done with America sucking these fundamentalist fascists cock. When we drive the AFA from our shores with farking fire and pitchforks, the word will be a better place.


word
 
2013-04-12 03:52:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.


It's different when they make you wear them. Suddenly it is a bad thing and nothing to be proud of.

Can't figure which I prefer:
"So you're ashamed to be associated with ME?"
or
"Did you see the cross they made ME wear?"
 
2013-04-12 03:52:20 PM
We already know who you are, Crazy Christians.
 
2013-04-12 03:52:21 PM

Dog Welder: What kind of miserable existence must one lead to be this paranoid all the time?


Well, they do believe that a man in the sky is watching them every second of every day, preparing to judge them and send them to a fiery place where a red guy with a tail sodomizes them with pokers.
 
2013-04-12 03:52:23 PM

what_now: Does this mean I'll have to start wearing cooked pasta as an accessory?


Bow tie pasta
 
2013-04-12 03:52:35 PM
It's depressingly easy to predict what the core policies of any organisation including the words "family", "marriage" or "traditional values" will be.

Here in Scotland the hate-driven fundies have formed an organisation called the "Coalition for Marriage", the sole am of which is to stop some people from getting married.
 
2013-04-12 03:52:36 PM
Weekend off to a great start
 
2013-04-12 03:52:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 03:53:16 PM
That's a cross they'll have to bare.
 
2013-04-12 03:54:04 PM
"We're getting to the point where these homofascists are going to force us to wear on our sleeves some kind of identifying marker so people will know who the racists and the homophobes and the bigots are, and can stay away from them."

I will give him points for being self-aware.
 
2013-04-12 03:54:36 PM
Damn, they caught on to our plan.

The only difference is, our gas chambers release glitter with the Zyklon B and the ovens give a deep, rich tan so you can leave a fabulous, sexy corpse.
 
2013-04-12 03:54:37 PM
grizzlybomb.com

i.telegraph.co.uk
www.outofbodytravel.org

You'd have better luck getting Linus to give up HIS security blanket...
 
2013-04-12 03:54:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.


Don't forget the mandatory "jesus is my copilot" bumper stickers.  God's gotta know which car is which, too.
 
2013-04-12 03:55:09 PM
Really?  We could do that?
cool
 
2013-04-12 03:55:27 PM
GAT_00, the problem with about half those cartoons is they seem confused about the difference between free speech, which is even protected for idiots, and physical assault, which isn't.
 
2013-04-12 03:55:45 PM

Aarontology: The fact that these people are seeing their entire world crumble around them and knowing there is literally nothing they can do about it, and knowing they'll go to their graves having failed their god is one of the funniest things in the world.

I'm all for equality for LGBTQ people as a matter of principle, but this is just the icing on the big fat fark you cake.


Sadly, there's plenty they can do about it. They own many politicians and haven't been getting armed for no reason.
 
2013-04-12 03:56:01 PM

GAT_00: FirstNationalBastard: I thought the crosses they wear already identified them as people who believe in fairy tales.

And they pretty much have to wear those.  There's a pretty strong relationship between how religious you are and how likely you are to be wearing a cross.  They just do it to themselves.


A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a farking cross?
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 03:56:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dog Welder: What kind of miserable existence must one lead to be this paranoid all the time?

Well, they do believe that a man in the sky is watching them every second of every day, preparing to judge them and send them to a fiery place where a red guy with a tail sodomizes them with pokers.


I know, and they can't even jerk off, because their pervert of a sky father is watching them.

But ironically they'll pretty much break every command Jesus actually gave them right out in the open.
 
2013-04-12 03:56:46 PM
I love how you can persecute a group of people and then spout off about how you're being persecuted.  It's adorable.
 
2013-04-12 03:57:00 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Damn, they caught on to our plan.

The only difference is, our gas chambers release glitter with the Zyklon B Marijuana and the ovens give a deep, rich tan so you can leave a fabulous, sexy corpse.


Well, some folks get a bit paranoid so . . . .
 
2013-04-12 03:57:37 PM
Weapons-grade derp detected, run for cover.

Most people who are supporting the rights of gays to get married are very much "live and let live" types, supporting this cause because of the number of people who seem to be AGAINST admitting that equal rights means ALL RIGHTS ARE EQUAL FOR EVERYONE.  I know, that is a tough one for the god-botherers but seriously... Yes, because I support the right for two consenting adults to marry (with all the rights and responsibilities that entails) I'm definitely going to go out of my way to oppress you somehow.

/no really!
//I mean it
///I need a drink
 
2013-04-12 03:57:37 PM
Well, count this Christian as one that will never do that.

Also, hopefully people to not see this guy as a representative of my faith as a whole.

If we could learn how to love one another the way that the book that Christians read we would all be in a better place.
 
2013-04-12 03:58:07 PM

orbister: It's depressingly easy to predict what the core policies of any organisation including the words "family", "marriage" or "traditional values" will be.

Here in Scotland the hate-driven fundies have formed an organisation called the "Coalition for Marriage", the sole am of which is to stop some people from getting married.


I like that its easy to tell them apart from non-hate groups like that. I don't like being fooled. We have plenty easily identified anti-marriage equality organizations here too. Its a huge relief to pick them out of crowds.

Since I have personally purchased the badge of Christian Bigotry for my mom (stopped speaking to me after a disagreement over Chik-Fil-A), I am perfectly pleased with myself that I've branded her for what she is.

/I do love her and I am living in the manner in which I was raised.
//The Bible Thumping Bigotry is a new development.
 
2013-04-12 03:58:17 PM
Why do christians get so hopeful about being oppressed? Is it that "fed to the lions" story giving them wet dreams or something?

/...maybe it's just a coping mechanism, like, "I have all these guns in case of an intruder" = "I have all these guns because I HOPE for an intruder"
 
2013-04-12 03:58:18 PM
FTFA: "...wear on our sleeves some kind of identifying marker so people will know who the racists and the homophobes and the bigots are, and can stay away from them."

I wish! Usually it takes wasting my damn time talking to those assclowns to figure out they are farking retarded.
 
2013-04-12 03:58:18 PM
Many of these Anti-Same Sex-Marriage type keep talking about the 2000-year-old definition of marriage. Do they think there was no marriage until Jesus, who hung around with 12 dudes and never knew a woman in the Biblical sense, came along and clued us into the concept?
 
2013-04-12 03:58:22 PM
homofascists?  Religious people are fantastic at inventing slurs.
 
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