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(Chron)   The wheels on the bus go round and round. The car and driver, not so much   (chron.com) divider line 20
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2013-04-12 02:42:29 PM  
A driver in a Volkswagen Bug drove off the road and then trying to correct themselves drove back across the road hitting a school bus full of children on the way to school
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Six students were on board the bus at the time of the crash


A school bus full of six children?   That would make it a "van".
 
2013-04-12 02:57:32 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: A driver in a Volkswagen Bug drove off the road and then trying to correct themselves drove back across the road hitting a school bus full of children on the way to school
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Six students were on board the bus at the time of the crash

A school bus full of six children?   That would make it a "van".


Or at best a window licker bus.
 
2013-04-12 03:18:28 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: A driver in a Volkswagen Bug


Darn, I was hoping it was an AMC Gremlin.
 
2013-04-12 03:23:32 PM  
That's cold
 
2013-04-12 03:24:48 PM  
I'm listening to FM 101.1 which is now playing American Pie.
 
2013-04-12 03:26:24 PM  
Like a record player right round
 
2013-04-12 03:29:52 PM  
Just did a GIS for window licker.
One word of advice.
DON'T!
 
2013-04-12 03:31:06 PM  
Probably texting.
 
2013-04-12 03:31:12 PM  

Arkanaut: I_Am_Weasel: A driver in a Volkswagen Bug

Darn, I was hoping it was an AMC Gremlin.


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2013-04-12 03:33:42 PM  
that bus looks like it hit a bug, and vice versa
 
2013-04-12 03:35:52 PM  
The wheels on the Lamar Consolidated Independent School District bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
The wheels on the Lamar Consolidated Independent School District bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
 
2013-04-12 03:43:31 PM  
Right near where my grandpa lives.  Sad.
 
2013-04-12 03:47:00 PM  
the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
 
2013-04-12 04:02:56 PM  
In middle school we added a couple of verses to the song. They went like this:

"The driver of the bus goes shut the hell up, shut the hell up, shut the hell up," and

"The driver of the bus goes sit your asses down, sit your asses down, sit your asses down,"

...all the way hoooome. We were very imaginative.

On a more on-topic note, full-size school buses are built on a medium-duty commercial straight-truck chassis. They're very heavy, very strong vehicles and they will win any encounter with an automobile.
 
2013-04-12 04:37:33 PM  

FuturePastNow: On a more on-topic note, full-size school buses are built on a medium-duty commercial straight-truck chassis. They're very heavy, very strong vehicles and they will win any encounter with an automobile.


They will still lose the fight against gravity, as my school district learned the day they decided to have school despite a heavy snow & ice storm a few months ago. The bus was driving down a hill, slid on some ice, plowed through a guardrail, and ended up hanging over the steep drop-off that the guardrail was protecting.

Needless to say, every snowstorm after that incident that involved either ice or more than six inches of snow resulted in a snowday.

/That means I have to teach teenagers through the middle of June. With minimal AC.
 
2013-04-12 04:47:03 PM  
My brother-in-law drives a little bus, so he's getting a kick ...
 
2013-04-12 04:56:05 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: A driver in a Volkswagen Bug drove off the road and then trying to correct themselves drove back across the road hitting a school bus full of children on the way to school
...
Six students were on board the bus at the time of the crash

A school bus full of six children?   That would make it a "van".


Or a short bus
 
2013-04-12 04:58:02 PM  
That bug looks busted
 
2013-04-12 05:18:07 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: A driver in a Volkswagen Bug drove off the road and then trying to correct themselves drove back across the road hitting a school bus full of children on the way to school
...
Six students were on board the bus at the time of the crash

A school bus full of six children?   That would make it a "van".


They could be really fat kids.
 
2013-04-12 07:22:09 PM  

id10ts: Just did a GIS for window licker.
One word of advice.
DON'T!


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