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(NYPost)   You're going to want to sit down for this devastating news: many scenes in "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" were completely scripted, some being made up from scratch   (nypost.com) divider line 77
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2013-04-12 01:56:40 PM
In related news, water is wet, the sun rises in the east and Andrew Dice Clay is excessively vulgar.
 
2013-04-12 02:15:56 PM
Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.
 
2013-04-12 02:25:41 PM
I think this family has achieved something once thought impossible: finding a way to have Robert's defense of O.J. Simpson in The Juice's double murder trial NOT be the worst thing a member a Kardashian has ever done.
 
2013-04-12 02:48:09 PM
One's reputation used to be precious.
 
2013-04-12 03:04:26 PM
REALITY TV ISN'T
 
2013-04-12 03:18:33 PM
But their ugly, tranny-faces are real, right?
 
2013-04-12 03:19:01 PM
"Kim has always said how much she loves her fans and viewers."

So much so she's "freaking out" het idiot fans will hear the truth. Honestly, is anyone who calls themself her "fan" going to believe it?
 
2013-04-12 03:20:14 PM
And on that cold day in April, WhippingBoy lost his innocence and faith in the good of mankind...
 
2013-04-12 03:21:02 PM
I liked the episode where the two elementary school girls were swinging on the stripper pole while their uncle videotaped them. it was so cute and funny.
 
2013-04-12 03:22:24 PM
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2013-04-12 03:24:11 PM

arbitterm: "Kim has always said how much she loves her fans and viewers."


Much like wolves love sheep, I presume.
 
2013-04-12 03:29:05 PM
Well now that my faith in the Kardashians has been smashed I'm going to go home drink a fifth of rum and sit in the garage with the car running.
 
2013-04-12 03:29:50 PM

Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.


Sadly, this speaks volumes about us as a culture.  I hate us.
 
2013-04-12 03:36:26 PM
I hope she releases a gonzo style preggo porn tape to keep this thing rolling.
 
2013-04-12 03:37:53 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.

Sadly, this speaks volumes about us as a culture.  I hate us.


Ditto.
 
2013-04-12 03:38:54 PM
Was it the part where we were told these three were interesting in any possible way?
 
2013-04-12 03:41:43 PM
Not that I should give a shiat but after watching glimpses of this f'tard gormless family on whatever their show is, I want their careers to mirror that of Jex Porkins in Star Wars
 
2013-04-12 03:42:52 PM
huh
 
2013-04-12 03:46:15 PM
(sitting in the dark...staring into the middle distance. The world makes even less sense than yesterday. On the stereo, This Mortal Coil plays at a medium volume. Even the spiced rum in my hand tastes a little more bland...)
 
2013-04-12 03:48:44 PM
Scripted reality is still reality, from a certain point of view...
 
2013-04-12 03:57:23 PM
I find that hard to believe only because that would mean they were acting. And the  Kardashians don't have an acting bone in their body... well, not counting any time they're farking some actual actor.
 
2013-04-12 03:57:56 PM
I love the rags at the checkout stands claiming the fugly one is now the cute one because the other one got fat.  Nah, girl, you got bone-deep fugliness happening.  You could stand next to a couple of obese elephants and people would stay say "Hey, why is that fugly girl next to those big fat elephants?"
 
2013-04-12 03:59:53 PM
The response to this so-called revelation was a resounding "NO SH*T!" that was loud enough to knock the Earth out of the Sun's orbit.

Thanks to the Kardashians, we are now all doomed. Curse you, Bruce Jenner!
 
2013-04-12 04:00:20 PM

Brick-House: I find that hard to believe only because that would mean they were acting. And the  Kardashians don't have an acting bone in their body... well, not counting any time they're farking some actual actor.


Have you ever seen the show? It is hard to explain what they are doing. It is defiantly not acting, and if it is them being themselves they are some bizarre people. The whole thing just comes off creepy and bizarre.
 
2013-04-12 04:01:38 PM

Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.


/and how do you know that?
 
2013-04-12 04:02:55 PM
I'm confused.  So they didn't really suck 800 miles of dick?  The mother didn't really sell her daughter's sex tape?
 
2013-04-12 04:02:59 PM

Charlie Chingas: Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.

/and how do you know that?


He stole a pair of her dirty panties and keeps them under his pillow.
 
2013-04-12 04:03:35 PM
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2013-04-12 04:03:40 PM

ongbok: Brick-House: I find that hard to believe only because that would mean they were acting. And the  Kardashians don't have an acting bone in their body... well, not counting any time they're farking some actual actor.

Have you ever seen the show? It is hard to explain what they are doing. It is defiantly not acting, and if it is them being themselves they are some bizarre people. The whole thing just comes off creepy and bizarre.


I think it's called "trying their hardest not to look directly in the camera."
 
2013-04-12 04:04:49 PM

Charlie Chingas: Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.

/and how do you know that?


what chu got against rancid potato loaf?
 
2013-04-12 04:05:09 PM

Charlie Chingas: Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.

/and how do you know that?


He sneaked into the mom's bedroom one night and took a whiff of her panties. He just assumes they all smell like that.
 
2013-04-12 04:06:20 PM

Splish: ongbok: Brick-House: I find that hard to believe only because that would mean they were acting. And the  Kardashians don't have an acting bone in their body... well, not counting any time they're farking some actual actor.

Have you ever seen the show? It is hard to explain what they are doing. It is defiantly not acting, and if it is them being themselves they are some bizarre people. The whole thing just comes off creepy and bizarre.

I think it's called "trying their hardest not to look directly in the camera."


The problem is that they are always looking right at it. And their whole body language is just off. They move like they are robots or like they are constantly trying to pose themselves.
 
2013-04-12 04:06:25 PM
Wow it's scripted? They must have some really great writers!
 
2013-04-12 04:06:38 PM

Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.


You followed each of them around until you got a whiff?  That's pretty disturbing.

/what is potato loaf?
 
2013-04-12 04:06:59 PM

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2013-04-12 04:09:40 PM
So the mASSive one who's carrying the retarded idiot face guy's baby, that was all scripted and once she sharts the kid out she can just scream for the camera, sell the photos of her torn taint and retarded idiot face guy gurning with his new 'heir' and then distance herself from the whole sorry debacle and go back to being an Afghani in Hollywood or whatever it is these people do?
 
2013-04-12 04:10:44 PM
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The role of Bruce Jenner is being played by a 64-year old lesbian.
 
2013-04-12 04:12:06 PM
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2013-04-12 04:12:41 PM
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2013-04-12 04:21:25 PM

RickN99: Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.

You followed each of them around until you got a whiff?  That's pretty disturbing.

/what is potato loaf?


Irish pussy.
 
2013-04-12 04:22:46 PM
Reality TV isn't.
 
2013-04-12 04:23:22 PM

FlashHarry: REALITY TV ISN'T


DAMMIT!! I'll read the thread next time.
 
2013-04-12 04:33:37 PM
Yeah? Guess what? Water is wet.
 
2013-04-12 04:35:30 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Lsherm: Look, this entire family, without an ounce of talent, has somehow managed to parlay a sex time into a multi-million dollar empire.  And it's not even like any of them are particularly attractive.  They're fat in all the wrong places and hairier than Robin Williams.  They don't appear to have fully functioning brains, and they smell like rancid potato loaf.  Despite all this, they are successful.  It is time to leave them alone.

Sadly, this speaks volumes about us as a culture.  I hate us people that perpetuate this crap as 'entertainment'.

ftftrou

 
2013-04-12 04:41:30 PM
Like the marriage and wedding?  That's her husband's whole point in going for the annulment.
 
2013-04-12 04:43:55 PM

YoOjo: So the mASSive one who's carrying the retarded idiot face guy's baby, that was all scripted and once she sharts the kid out she can just scream for the camera, sell the photos of her torn taint and retarded idiot face guy gurning with his new 'heir' and then distance herself from the whole sorry debacle and go back to being an Afghani in Hollywood or whatever it is these people do?



You posses a certain je-ne-sais-quoi in your style of writing.  I like it.

+1
Would read again
 
2013-04-12 04:44:55 PM
What's the point in struggling? We know it's fake. We know that the entirety of the attention focused on these useless chunks of protoplasm was generated entirely by advertising and hype. We know that the cult of celebrity could find no better worshippers than the idiots watching anything to do with these idiots.

Yet, they're still on television, still hyped in media rags, still reported on by celebrity websites. You can protest all you want - it doesn't matter. Like climate change, we lost the battle - all we can do now is mitigate the damage.

Please, stop posting stories about any reality TV "celebrities." The only way this soul-tainting trend will stop is when we stop feeding it. Even our outrage, our contempt, our derision feeds it, because all it wants is attention - it doesn't care how it gets it, or whether it's good or bad. While you're looking at it, it can show you products and tell you lies. It makes bank on that fact. Stop looking at it.
 
2013-04-12 04:47:58 PM

Dragonflew: FlashHarry: REALITY TV ISN'T

DAMMIT!! I'll read the thread next time.


Don't worry. It can't be said enough.
 
2013-04-12 05:03:38 PM

Wellon Dowd: But their ugly, tranny-faces are real, right?


It's worse than you know.
 
2013-04-12 05:28:20 PM
Can anyone for the love of god PLEASE tell me why and how this vapid shallow b*tch got to become a celebrity?? Even Zza Zza Gabor was a beauty queen in the 50's, so even she is more qualified!
 
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