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(Fox News)   In case you were worried that the sequester would bring any financial hardship to the UN, don't. Obama has just given the organization a four percent raise   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2013-04-12 11:46:15 AM  
The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.
 
2013-04-12 11:55:53 AM  

Pocket Ninja: - The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?


THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
 
2013-04-12 11:56:30 AM  
Like we actually pay our UN bill.
 
2013-04-12 12:02:57 PM  
they need money to buy new fonts for their angry letters.
 
2013-04-12 12:38:48 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.


9/10.  Didn't tie in Jay-Z and Beyonce's trip to Cuba.
 
2013-04-12 12:38:50 PM  

Pocket Ninja: 4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.


You know the real reason Eisenhower wanted to build all those interstates across the United States? It was sold to Americans as enabling them to travel across the country easier, but in reality the system was built to make transport of military assets from state-to-state far easier. Barack Obama is just putting the finishing touches Eisenhower's 70-year plan to take over America!!

I mean look, Eisenhower was a WWII general. Barack Obama is a community organizer. PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER PEOPLE
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 12:46:24 PM  
You know who else built a national highway system?
 
2013-04-12 12:56:08 PM  
You guys just never listen, do you?  I warned you this would happen, all the way back when the trilateral commission had Dale Earnhardt killed for knowing too much, back when those hidden messages started showing up on all the 'organic free range' eggs at Safeway.  Free range, my ass, those things have tracking devices in them.  I don't think they're even really organic.

So now the UN is finally getting ready to take over, and everyone acts all 'surprised' like the signs haven't been there for decades.  I mean, hell, even the timecube guy had this figured out, and he's even crazier than me. Crazy?  You should see some of the weird crap I write on subway walls, you won't ever sleep right again.

All I know is, the final signal's going to involve ravioli somehow.  Don't ask me how, I can't tell you, but you're going to recognize it-dear god, you're going to see it.  And you'll never look at Chef Boyardee the same.
 
2013-04-12 12:56:24 PM  
Obama gave the organization a raise? No, he proposes a raise and Congress has to agree to it
 
2013-04-12 01:03:16 PM  
most aggressively aggressive

Wow that's aggressive!
 
2013-04-12 01:05:28 PM  
That's $200,000,000 a day!!
 
2013-04-12 01:05:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.


1/13

You aren't even trying.
 
2013-04-12 01:06:15 PM  
Those black helicopters shadowing Ron Paul, Michelle Bachmann and Wayne LaPierre aren't free, you betcha. WTF do you expect?
 
2013-04-12 01:06:47 PM  
 
2013-04-12 01:14:51 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: You aren't even trying.


You should talk.
 
2013-04-12 01:15:11 PM  
  HURR DURR THE UN IS GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS AND TURN US INTO HOMOS
 
2013-04-12 01:15:28 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.


...that's the best impression of Steve Doocy I've ever seen.
 
2013-04-12 01:17:34 PM  

IlGreven: ...that's the best impression of Steve Doocy I've ever seen.


You had to mention that name, didn't you?  Now I'll have a calliope music earworm for the rest of the day.  Thanks alot!
 
2013-04-12 01:18:17 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.

1/13

You aren't even trying.


He's better than you'll ever be....
 
2013-04-12 01:18:29 PM  
We diplomat with bombs, not words.
 
2013-04-12 01:19:06 PM  

Diogenes: Agenda 21!!!


Who sound like Century 21 and we all know that real estate was the catalyst that started the economic crash of 2008 and such as so study it out.
 
2013-04-12 01:19:48 PM  
Gotta crank up the angry old white guy rage before the weekend gets here, eh Fox?
 
2013-04-12 01:21:19 PM  
But what about White House Tours!!!!!1111
 
2013-04-12 01:22:16 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 01:24:06 PM  
And...the relation between these two things is suddenly important to conservatives because....?

/oh right
//blah man bad
 
2013-04-12 01:29:02 PM  
Conservative wing nuts being terrified of the U.N. is so routine now it is almost comforting to me.  A sign that the world still turns.
 
2013-04-12 01:29:58 PM  
OMG Obama is paying some of the money we have promised the UN!! The horror!!
 
2013-04-12 01:30:37 PM  

Diogenes: Agenda 21!!!


Isn't that the store by the Orange Julius in the mall?
 
2013-04-12 01:33:17 PM  
These trendy restaurants on the East Side aren't cheap.

/in other news, the Cuban Mission here just got spruced up with new paint and other fixes to its facade after looking like a sh*tbox for so many years
 
2013-04-12 01:35:56 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Diogenes: Agenda 21!!!

Isn't that the store by the Orange Julius in the mall?


Yep.  Blue helmets always 15% off!
 
2013-04-12 01:36:53 PM  
I hope he has enough money left over so he can take the girls on another vacation! He deserves it!
 
2013-04-12 01:41:25 PM  
In case anybody is curious, this started on Breitbart before being funneled up to the more "legitimate" Fox News.

Personally, I think I'll wait for a legitimate story on the matter before I form any opinions.
 
2013-04-12 01:41:45 PM  

mrshowrules: 9/10. Didn't tie in Jay-Z and Beyonce's trip to Cuba.


You don't mention the Cuban Illuminati on the Internet

Oh cra----
 
2013-04-12 01:41:48 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.

1/13

You aren't even trying.


You mad he made the paranoiacs look as nutty as they really are?
 
2013-04-12 01:43:02 PM  
Waldorf-Astoria lobster dinner bills don't pay themselves.
 
2013-04-12 01:43:05 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.


I'm going to need to study this out.
 
2013-04-12 01:43:56 PM  
didn't these guys used to be john birchers back in the day, and relegated to mimeographed newsletters instead of mainstream news sites?
 
2013-04-12 01:44:31 PM  

Corvus: OMG Obama is paying some of the money we have promised the UN!! The horror!!


He truly is history's greatest monster.  Can you imagine how many binder clips he's going to purchase?  He totally buried it in his new budget that the GOP keeps saying that he never gives them.
 
2013-04-12 01:45:23 PM  

FlashHarry: didn't these guys used to be john birchers back in the day, and relegated to mimeographed newsletters instead of mainstream news sites?


They have upgraded to Frontpage 98 and are actively seeking a Geocities account.
 
2013-04-12 01:45:57 PM  
I have three conclusions regarding the nutbag's claims about the UN:

1. The far right's millenarianism leads them to believe the UN actually will become the vehicle of the Antichrist after it somehow becomes binding and federal.

2. The GOMMINT BAD crowd knows dick about political science, but their general fear of "big gubmint" (whatever the fark big/small government actually means) leads them to somehow conclude that an international agency must be THE BIGGEST BIG GOMMINT OF ALL, regardless of whether their votes are binding.

3. FOREIGNERS ARE SCARY

I spoke to some nice but derpy guy at a house party recently who brought up that big scary Agenda 21 in passing to a friend. I asked him if he actually believes that crap and informed him of the nonbinding nature of the UN and the fact that the US Congress never passed the bill into law, so even if the bullshiat about it bringing about communism was true, it wouldn't have become policy. He had no idea what I was even talking about. He seemed confounded that it has no binding power or that it somehow does something besides control the world from behind the scenes.

Jesus Christ, it's like talking to a wall that someone splattered with their own poop.
 
2013-04-12 01:46:16 PM  

Katolu: tenpoundsofcheese: Pocket Ninja: The US giving the UN a 4 percent bump in its funding is, by itself, worrisome. But now add to that these other troubling developments:

1- The UN just passed an international arms trade embargo that some say could strip every American of his Second Amendment rights, and at the very same instant Barack Obama is engaged in the most aggressively aggressive attack on gun rights ever seen in this nation, ever. Is this a coordinated effort?
2- The UN has been unwilling to end a civil war in Syria, where by some accounts foreign terrorist organizations are now fighting and basically getting free training for future attacks.Is the UN using Syria as a training ground for a new army?
3 - The UN has not intervened in Barack Obama's rapidly expanding drone program. Does this mean that the UN is tacitly endorsing this program, perhaps even helping to fund it, in the hopes of using drones to control America?
4 - The UN is, by many accounts, using secret symbols on the backs of US road signs as a means of providing an invading army (see 2, above) with clear, easy instructions on high priority targets. One of Barack Obama's major initiatives has been to stress the importance of "infrastructure" spending, which by his own admission means roadwork. Roadwork involves adding more signs. Are we witnessing a final push in preparing the country for invasion?

It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there. Start filling it in, people. Start filling it in, before it's too late.

1/13

You aren't even trying.

He's better than you'll ever be....


PocketNinja is the Picasso of trolls.  You are about on the the level of a hotel art sale when it comes to trolling.
 
2013-04-12 01:47:35 PM  

FlashHarry: didn't these guys used to be john birchers back in the day, and relegated to mimeographed newsletters instead of mainstream news sites?


Yes, actually. The entire concept of the UN being some kind of seekrit plot originates completely from the JBS. It's amazing this is mainstream now when someone as crazy as William F. Buckley shunned them entirely.
 
2013-04-12 01:49:32 PM  
i.qkme.me

Fark Politics tab advertisements - trolling harder than the trolls in the thread.

//sidebar: Allen West's war crimes are less than Fartburger's when it comes to the U.N.

///see what I mean?
 
2013-04-12 01:50:49 PM  

Dog Welder: I'm going to need to study this out


My thoughts exactly!!  Do you perhaps have a xeroxed newsletter that I can get delivered to my bunker mailing address?  It is okay, it's behind 7 PO boxxies!
 
2013-04-12 01:50:50 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's a big puzzle, and I don't have all the pieces yet, but there are four sides right there.


One for each side of the timecube.  COINCIDENCE?!?!
 
2013-04-12 01:56:52 PM  

Tripp Johnston Private Eye: FlashHarry: didn't these guys used to be john birchers back in the day, and relegated to mimeographed newsletters instead of mainstream news sites?

Yes, actually. The entire concept of the UN being some kind of seekrit plot originates completely from the JBS. It's amazing this is mainstream now when someone as crazy as William F. Buckley shunned them entirely.


Well, I should say to be more accurate that the JBS developed their UN SCARY hypothesis using a narrative provided to the world by the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which itself is blatantly ripped off of a political satire written by a French satirist who was trying to explore through exaggeration the acceptance of liberal thought into European society.

So, you know, triply more stupid than you'd even think.
 
2013-04-12 01:58:42 PM  
He is just buying UN's approval when we preemptively repatriate Best Korea to South Korea.
 
2013-04-12 02:02:17 PM  
How in the world can anyone sustain phony outrage for years on end? Fox just keeps farking that chicken.
 
2013-04-12 02:03:17 PM  
All hail pocketninja
 
2013-04-12 02:03:26 PM  
They're probably spending our money on steak and lobsters!
 
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