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(Springfield News-Leader)   Reasons not to call 911   ( divider line
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2013-04-12 04:21:22 PM  
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All 911 calls should be forwarded to the caller's mom for pre-screening.
2013-04-12 01:37:07 PM  
1 vote:
"Hello, 911?  Fark is running Daily Mail links again!"
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