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(Fark)   Farker just became an ordained minister. Needs new nickname. No DIT, LGN   (fark.com) divider line 45
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2013-04-12 10:28:53 AM
Father Feely
 
2013-04-12 10:29:23 AM
Priest with Benefits?
 
2013-04-12 10:31:09 AM
Reverend Kickass Von Thunderfark.
 
2013-04-12 10:33:19 AM
Forgive Me Father For I Have Fapped
 
2013-04-12 10:34:16 AM
Pope Grope XXX
 
2013-04-12 10:36:30 AM
The Right Reverend Left
 
2013-04-12 10:37:08 AM
Friar Fark
 
2013-04-12 10:40:00 AM
Minister of PAIN!!!!!
 
2013-04-12 10:47:13 AM
Reverend Hugh Jorgan
 
2013-04-12 10:47:23 AM
His Holiness Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo
 
2013-04-12 10:48:54 AM
Reverend Satan von Beelzebub.
 
2013-04-12 10:50:22 AM
Kahuna Okole
 
2013-04-12 10:52:30 AM
Blood Into Vodak
 
2013-04-12 11:06:17 AM
The Iotola of Divine Soul-a
 
2013-04-12 11:20:29 AM
Has Dumbass been taken????
 
2013-04-12 11:22:20 AM
Monsignor Ufia
 
2013-04-12 11:26:45 AM
Reverend Jim Ignatowski
 
2013-04-12 11:27:54 AM
What denomination? It would help the snark be more specific..
 
2013-04-12 11:31:09 AM
Father You'll Get Over It

(this will work best if you are Catholic, and prone to being all Catholic-priesty with the altar boys)

/ window seat
 
2013-04-12 11:31:19 AM
Father McFeely.
 
2013-04-12 12:33:48 PM
Father Paddy O'Phelia.
 
2013-04-12 12:46:02 PM
Pastor Minge
 
2013-04-12 12:51:47 PM
Monsignor Innuendo
 
2013-04-12 01:10:47 PM
Optimus Prime Minister
 
2013-04-12 01:14:07 PM
How about "Steve"?
 
2013-04-12 01:16:11 PM
Ordained Minster on Fark?

I don't even...

/Call yourself the Cowabunga of Clubs
//or the Cowabunga of Christ
///Cowabunga
 
2013-04-12 01:38:38 PM

BattleFrenchie28: Ordained Minster on Fark?  I don't even...


It isn't hard to become a legally ordained minister over the Internet.
 
2013-04-12 01:39:21 PM

Majick Thise: What denomination? It would help the snark be more specific..


Forget Denomination...Which RELIGION?
 
2013-04-12 01:39:59 PM
Minister Where Is Your God Now?
 
2013-04-12 01:44:46 PM
Vicar Dicker
 
2013-04-12 03:15:29 PM
Richard Dawkins.
 
2013-04-12 03:16:35 PM
Perpetuator of Lies About Invisible Sky Wizards?
Nah, too long
 
2013-04-12 03:26:16 PM

tinyarena: Perpetuator of Lies About Invisible Sky Wizards?
Nah, too long


You're gonna be so pissed when you don't get into Heaven.
 
2013-04-12 03:34:33 PM

Nana's Vibrator: tinyarena: Perpetuator of Lies About Invisible Sky Wizards?
Nah, too long

You're gonna be so pissed when you don't get into Heaven.


I doubt that.  Have you met the sort of people who believe they're going to Heaven?
Now imagine spending an eternity with them...
No thanks
 
2013-04-12 03:39:03 PM
tinyarena:  Have you met the sort of people who believe they're going to Heaven?

I think you're referring to the folks who pack churches by the tens of thousands and give their entire income to some empty promise preacher - so the answer is no.  We're mostly exempt from that here, though being raised Irish Catholic in the Boston area brought about other challenges.
 
2013-04-12 03:45:39 PM
Apostle to FARK
 
2013-04-12 03:46:27 PM
And congrats!
 
2013-04-12 04:31:12 PM
FarkApostate
 
2013-04-12 05:03:58 PM
Why do so many of you Farkers believe this was posted by a man ("Father This," "Father That")?

/Mama's gonna beat some butt in a minute.
 
2013-04-12 05:30:47 PM

mama2tnt: Why do so many of you Farkers believe this was posted by a man ("Father This," "Father That")?

/Mama's gonna beat some butt in a minute.


Siss-O-Rev.
 
2013-04-12 06:45:01 PM
Minister Scat
 
2013-04-13 12:44:58 AM
Pastor of Muppets
 
2013-04-13 12:53:19 AM
High Poobah-b-bb-buttcrack.

mama2tnt: Why do so many of you Farkers believe this was posted by a man ("Father This," "Father That")?


You're right.  To that end, how about Sister Fister?  Reverend Hot Lips?  Rev. Holy Yoni?  We really do need to know what religion, to better target our blasphemy.
 
2013-04-13 12:29:06 PM
Congrats on your ordination!

-another ordained farker
 
2013-04-13 12:39:25 PM

mama2tnt: Why do so many of you Farkers believe this was posted by a man ("Father This," "Father That")?

/Mama's gonna beat some butt in a minute.



Motherf***er Superior.
 
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