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(Daily Mail)   Tom Cruise says his Irish ancestors used to own most of Dublin, while his Thetan ancestors used to own most of the Milky Way Galaxy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-04-12 12:09:13 PM
He has Irish ancestors??? NOOOOO!!!
*Pulls off Claddagh ring and throws it in the trash*
 
2013-04-12 12:09:23 PM
www.tshirthell.com
 
2013-04-12 12:11:13 PM
Now I feel dirty
 
2013-04-12 12:11:51 PM

RoboZombie: He has Irish ancestors??? NOOOOO!!!
*Pulls off Claddagh ring and throws it in the trash*


Maybe you and your buddy Tom Cruise could get together and do gay Scientological things together. You people like that sort of thing.
 
2013-04-12 12:12:53 PM
It's my island.
 
2013-04-12 12:13:43 PM
Isn't Tom Cruise gay.... I think I read that on Fark somewhere.
 
2013-04-12 12:14:47 PM
Feckin' southern shiates... Up in the orange zone his kind woulda been left in the moors buried up to his neck...
 
2013-04-12 12:14:55 PM
Didn't Crown-backed protestants own most of Dublin at one point? I'm not even sure if those people were really Irish, or just transplants at that time.
 
2013-04-12 12:15:53 PM

bim1154: Isn't Tom Cruise gay.... I think I read that on Fark somewhere.


He sometimes wears a beard.
 
2013-04-12 12:16:27 PM
Sure thing, Tom. We're all descendant from Brian Boru.
 
2013-04-12 12:18:07 PM
One of the stories in the sidebar brings up some interesting points.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 12:18:33 PM
My wild guess is that there's at least a 50% chance that this is hogwash.

Also: meh. Even if it is true, there are probably tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of people that can make the same exact claim.
 
2013-04-12 12:20:05 PM
OMalley, OCruise, Obama
 
2013-04-12 12:20:10 PM
s21.postimg.org
 
2013-04-12 12:23:27 PM
He got the information riding around Dublin with a drunken shirttail relative pointing out buildings saying "See that Tommy we used to farking own that"
 
2013-04-12 12:25:16 PM

WhippingBoy: RoboZombie: He has Irish ancestors??? NOOOOO!!!
*Pulls off Claddagh ring and throws it in the trash*

Maybe you and your buddy Tom Cruise could get together and do gay Scientological things together. You people like that sort of thing.


"Scientological"? I don't think that's a word. It sounds more like something your mother says when her mouth is full of my hog!
 
2013-04-12 12:25:45 PM
It's been awhile since he let his crazy out

scientology bashing thread!!!!!
 
2013-04-12 12:29:43 PM

RoboZombie: WhippingBoy: RoboZombie: He has Irish ancestors??? NOOOOO!!!
*Pulls off Claddagh ring and throws it in the trash*

Maybe you and your buddy Tom Cruise could get together and do gay Scientological things together. You people like that sort of thing.

"Scientological"? I don't think that's a word. It sounds more like something your mother says when her mouth is full of my hog!


I asked. My mom says that it is too a word.
 
2013-04-12 12:30:32 PM
And they look down at him today from the aether and say "And he thinks he's a crusader against space aliens. farking wanker.".
 
2013-04-12 12:34:33 PM

Wellon Dowd: One of the stories in the sidebar brings up some interesting points.


I was more interested in the Kate Beckinsale story that said she isn't wearing her wedding ring. She's single? I'm single! Kate, call me!
 
2013-04-12 12:40:43 PM
First that turd spoiled The War of the Worlds remake now hes ruining Irish ancestry.Why doesnt he just dry up and blow away already?
 He had three, THREE , sizzling hot wives and couldnt keep ANY of them? Hes a gimp and a total malfunction.Even if he becomes a billionaire he will still die a pauper. Hes working the 'tech' all wrong, perhaps if he would take the time to learn how to read
 
2013-04-12 12:47:17 PM
I think someone else owned it first.
prophetoftheholygrail.files.wordpress.com

But then he took a giant shiat next to it, called it "England" and hasn't been back since.
 
2013-04-12 12:48:27 PM
davelandweb.com
 
2013-04-12 12:53:21 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Darby O'Gill and the Little People.


Even as a little kid, this was my favorite part of that movie.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 12:56:17 PM
I too used to proud about my Irish background, when I found we had a family castle.  Three facts changed that though, one it's in northern Ireland, second it's in Tyrone county (I didn't even know Tyrone was a European name) third it was about the same size as my present house.  So, meh.

Living in a house that is the same size in Flint after close to four hundred years of separation from that ancestor just proves one thing.  The more things change, the more they stay the same.

/Maybe Tom Cruise's ancestor was the Dublin buffoon.
 
2013-04-12 01:02:10 PM
Hey TOM! Let's seen some proof or else stfu you Xenu loving moran.
 
2013-04-12 01:07:10 PM
Can't be arsed to look anything up, but IIRC the surname "Cruise" in this context stems from Norman names like "de Cruyes" and shiat. So yeah, some of his ancestors might have held power in Dublin after sticking some pointy metal things in the locals.
 
2013-04-12 01:10:54 PM
There now needs to be an image of Shane McGowan beating Cruise senseless with a bottle of whiskey.
 
2013-04-12 01:14:29 PM

Cythraul: Didn't Crown-backed protestants own most of Dublin at one point? I'm not even sure if those people were really Irish, or just transplants at that time.


Dublin used to be considered de facto England. The term 'Beyond he Pale' concerns parts oustside Dublin and surrounding areas considered too wild and 'Mere Irish', while the British ascendancy  in the greater Dublin area was considered 'Within the Pale'.
 
2013-04-12 01:44:25 PM
If he's trying to stake a claim I think Dubliners will give him a run for his money. In fact, go for it, Tommy.
 
2013-04-12 03:40:05 PM
My ancestors were related to Napoleon. It didn't cost much to find that out, Tom. Does that piss you off?
 
2013-04-12 03:42:05 PM
Amusement: [s21.postimg.org image 506x340]


I don't what it is but that was suddenly hilarious.
 
2013-04-12 04:03:39 PM

Facetious_Speciest: Can't be arsed to look anything up, but IIRC the surname "Cruise" in this context stems from Norman names like "de Cruyes" and shiat. So yeah, some of his ancestors might have held power in Dublin after sticking some pointy metal things in the locals.


Huh. And all this time I thought his last name was Mapother.
 
2013-04-12 04:13:28 PM

Khazar-Khum: Facetious_Speciest: Can't be arsed to look anything up, but IIRC the surname "Cruise" in this context stems from Norman names like "de Cruyes" and shiat. So yeah, some of his ancestors might have held power in Dublin after sticking some pointy metal things in the locals.

Huh. And all this time I thought his last name was Mapother.


Matpother?!? I hardly know her.
 
2013-04-12 04:29:01 PM
Khazar-Khum

Feck me, you're right.

You made me learn something. :(
 
2013-04-12 07:20:12 PM
Scoff!  He knows he is one the great descendants of Xenu.  This is just his cover.
 
2013-04-12 07:41:24 PM

Wellon Dowd: FARK rebel soldier: Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

Even as a little kid, this was my favorite part of that movie.

[i.imgur.com image 487x463] [i.imgur.com image 850x647]


Damn! Lohan was the bomb in the day.

/lol i trole
//DOGATLP is heartfelt fave of mine, all and every last bit of it
 
2013-04-12 08:41:45 PM

RoboZombie: He has Irish ancestors??? NOOOOO!!!
*Pulls off Claddagh ring and throws it in the trash*


Now now lets not go overboard here. Everyone knows he was adopted. He was left behind when the spaceship had to leave to perform stress tests in another galaxy.

If you look carefully you will see TC is a English Yabbo anyway
 
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