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(Daily Mail)   "My dying husband told me to get a boob job and find a toyboy - so I did"....says widowed great-grandmother   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2013-04-12 10:13:34 AM
mojoimage.com
 
2013-04-12 10:29:22 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I would say KILL IT WITH FIRE, but....

Too late.
 
2013-04-12 11:32:29 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 11:38:18 AM
There's probably a reason you don't see the acronym "GGILF" much.
 
2013-04-12 11:42:11 AM
My mom always used to say there's a screwdriver for every screw.
 
2013-04-12 11:57:12 AM
Well good for her.
 
2013-04-12 12:29:30 PM
and a hammer for every nail.
 
2013-04-12 12:35:24 PM
She must be loaded (with money).
 
2013-04-12 12:49:21 PM
Crap. I didn't get nearly as good advice from my dead husband.
 
2013-04-12 12:51:14 PM
What in the holy hell did she do to her eyes?
 
2013-04-12 12:51:25 PM
NO NANNA, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 
2013-04-12 12:52:07 PM
He must like prune juice
 
2013-04-12 12:52:07 PM
In all honesty, good on the old gal, but it she's doing boobie job, why not get a lil neck tuck too?  She looks like an accordion.  And perhaps someone should tell her eyeliner goes much closer to the actual eye.  It's not for drawing on eyes, as she did her eyebrows.
 
2013-04-12 12:52:10 PM
I would have liked to been a fly on the wall when he brought her home to meet the parents.
 
2013-04-12 12:52:25 PM
Sure he did, lady.  Sure he did.
 
2013-04-12 12:53:17 PM

markie_farkie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x413]

I would say KILL IT WITH FIRE, but....

Too late.


Which one?

The boy with the impaired mental capacity and chromosome deficiency or the mummy of  the Queen mother of Tut the second?
 
2013-04-12 12:53:58 PM
Ew.
 
2013-04-12 12:54:51 PM

PluckYew: He must like prune juice


And grilled cheese sandwiches.
 
2013-04-12 12:54:59 PM
www.grasslandbeef.com

Some of the bits may be a little wrinkly, but they'll iron out nicely.
 
2013-04-12 12:55:50 PM

jake_lex: There's probably a reason you don't see the acronym "GGILF" much.


Well you certainly haven't spent enough time in the sleazy end of the internet.
 
2013-04-12 12:57:17 PM
I think I have the willies.
 
2013-04-12 12:57:48 PM
He looks like her son.
 
2013-04-12 12:58:09 PM
Dragon Slaying, well done young knight. You have much honor and courage.
 
2013-04-12 12:58:16 PM
So "F cup" means something different in the UK, then? Do they measure boobs in stones or fortnights or something?
 
2013-04-12 12:58:22 PM
That must have been one incredible boob job.
 
2013-04-12 12:58:44 PM
The eye make up is horrible, but the worst part is that elephant neck.  You'd think it you were getting a boob upgrade you'd get that fixed too.
 
2013-04-12 12:59:13 PM
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Now, granted, it is Parkinson's that makes her milk shake, but still.
 
2013-04-12 12:59:17 PM

dabbletech: [www.grasslandbeef.com image 730x484]

Some of the bits may be a little wrinkly, but they'll iron out nicely.


Needs more onions.
 
2013-04-12 12:59:26 PM
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2013-04-12 01:00:38 PM
FTA: "Now I'm looking forward to spending the rest of my life with him."

Yeah, I'm sure he's thinking the same thi -

Oh.
 
2013-04-12 01:00:59 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
I haven't seen eyes that drawn on since the Fendahl.
 
2013-04-12 01:02:00 PM
For her bachelorette she wants strippers
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-04-12 01:02:20 PM

gopher321: [mojoimage.com image 435x326]


Done in one.
 
2013-04-12 01:02:21 PM
GILF.
 
2013-04-12 01:02:42 PM
Good for her! Her husband who passed away obviously loved her a lot.
 
2013-04-12 01:02:48 PM
Hmmmm...

What if her husband said these things as SARCASM and she did not get it?
 
2013-04-12 01:03:37 PM
That's the good thing about dying husbands, they say whatever you got damned want them to and if they don't they're not around to correct your "official transcript".
 
2013-04-12 01:04:14 PM
"The wound which the dragon had dealt him began to burn and swell; at once he felt dire evil boil in his breast within him...
...He knows that his life has ended, and the all the joy of his years on earth. The days are done, death most near. "
 
2013-04-12 01:04:45 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So "F cup" means something different in the UK, then? Do they measure boobs in stones or fortnights or something?


American equivalent to a UK F cup would be a DDDD or G cup.  She gotta big, no question.

/biggest I've been with for purposes of adult play was an 'H' cup (American).  It was...fun.  Sort of like exploring the Himalayas.
 
2013-04-12 01:04:58 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Now, granted, it is Parkinson's that makes her milk shake, but still.


memeorama.com
 
2013-04-12 01:05:51 PM
She should have sprung for the Lasix too, that way she could see to put on her makeup.
 
2013-04-12 01:05:51 PM
So he's gay right?
 
2013-04-12 01:06:27 PM

hdhale: /biggest I've been with for purposes of adult play was an 'H' cup (American).  It was...fun.  Sort of like exploring the Himalayas.


Did you play the motorboat? You did! You old sailor man. You motorboatin' sonnuvabiatch! Were they built for speed or comfort?
 
2013-04-12 01:06:40 PM
*snide comment about 67 year old great grandmothers*

Stay classy!
 
2013-04-12 01:07:22 PM
I mean Lasik.
 
2013-04-12 01:08:56 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: hdhale: /biggest I've been with for purposes of adult play was an 'H' cup (American).  It was...fun.  Sort of like exploring the Himalayas.

Did you play the motorboat? You did! You old sailor man. You motorboatin' sonnuvabiatch! Were they built for speed or comfort?


They weren't saggy, so speed I suppose.
 
2013-04-12 01:09:26 PM

markie_farkie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x413]

I would say KILL IT WITH FIRE, but....

Too late.


I was going to say she didnt look too bad for 67.  But embiggened those are some demon eyes.
 
2013-04-12 01:11:29 PM

dv-ous: *snide comment about 67 year old great grandmothers*

Stay classy!


It's actually not that bad. Assuming she had a kid at 22, and her kid had a kid at 22, and her granddaughter had her kid at 22, then the great-grandchild would be around 1.
 
2013-04-12 01:11:45 PM
cache.roxionow.com
 
2013-04-12 01:12:13 PM
Absolom, Absolom!
 
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