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(Huffington Post)   "Llama gonna tell ya, these therapy guys are very hairy but they really spread the cheer"   ( divider line
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2013-04-12 11:36:15 AM  
Lama only going to repeat this once
2013-04-12 11:42:20 AM  
The Lama is a quadruped!
2013-04-12 11:43:31 AM  
Llama, Llama, Ding Dong.
2013-04-12 11:44:36 AM  
Alpaca Twix bar in case you get hungry.
2013-04-12 11:45:15 AM  
Llama llama calms the drama.
2013-04-12 11:46:20 AM  
Please let this be a caption thread pleaseohplease
2013-04-12 11:47:03 AM  
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga, gunga gunga galunga."

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."

And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
2013-04-12 11:49:19 AM
2013-04-12 11:53:21 AM  
Big spitter, the llama.
2013-04-12 11:56:14 AM  
Looks like a teddy bear raped a deer.
2013-04-12 12:07:01 PM  

dryknife: Big spitter, the llama.

2013-04-12 12:20:37 PM  
¡Cuidado! ¡Hai llamas!
2013-04-12 12:25:18 PM  
"Do you remember when that llama got out?
Oh yeah
Oh he went awol
He went crazy
Started hoofing the public
Do you remember?
Ah, he was out there,
Hoofing doctors, hoofing vicars
He got in the giftshop,
Put a false moustache on,
A little girl came in,
"Can I have a pencil top?"
Hoofed her out the shop,
Ha ha ha,
No one could get near that llama,
But you Howard, you got off with it.
Yep, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down".
Calm a llama down
Calm a llama deep down in the ocean,
Blue like a barnacle,
Sitting in a tight place,
Laughing like a monkey on,
Pulling like a china boy,
Calloway, Noise
Boing, Tikka Masala,
Boing, Tikka Masala
Tooth, Tooth
2013-04-12 12:27:08 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: [ image 300x224]

This picture placed just after Ctrl-Alt-Del's post/quote is exactly my expression.

2013-04-12 12:40:14 PM  

Liese: CapeFearCadaver: [ image 300x224]

This picture placed just after Ctrl-Alt-Del's post/quote is exactly my expression.


Yeah, that was mine, too.
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