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(MSN) Boobies Road rage + a nice rack = a clean getaway. Woman rams man's car, only description he can give police is of her large endowment (sfw)   (now.msn.com) divider line 60
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2013-04-12 11:55:30 AM  
Kate Upton thread?
 
2013-04-12 11:55:35 AM  
"is this some kind of a bust?"
 
2013-04-12 11:55:54 AM  
That's his breast discription?
 
2013-04-12 11:56:25 AM  
Yeah, yeah, we get it that we can have boobies threads again.

But don't go submitting repeats.
 
2013-04-12 11:57:17 AM  
but he "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage," police said.

Ha!
 
2013-04-12 11:57:50 AM  

Hack Patooey: "is this some kind of a bust?"


Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2013-04-12 11:57:59 AM  

FrancoFile: Yeah, yeah, we get it that we can have boobies threads again.

But don't go submitting repeats.


Can we have a Jason Momoa thread instead?
 
2013-04-12 11:58:46 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: but he "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage," police said.

Ha!


Have the police produced a witness sketch yet?
 
2013-04-12 11:59:51 AM  
Heh, probably a tranny.
 
2013-04-12 12:02:06 PM  

Albert911emt: CapeFearCadaver: but he "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage," police said.

Ha!

Have the police produced a witness sketch yet?


Somewhere between (o)(o) and ( * ) ( * ).
 
2013-04-12 12:02:21 PM  

Albert911emt: CapeFearCadaver: but he "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage," police said.

Ha!

Have the police produced a witness sketch yet?


( ☺ )( ☺ )
 
2013-04-12 12:02:41 PM  

Mr Guy: Albert911emt: CapeFearCadaver: but he "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage," police said.

Ha!

Have the police produced a witness sketch yet?

Somewhere between (o)(o) and ( * ) ( * ).


Sorry if my last post was NSFW.
 
2013-04-12 12:03:56 PM  
So begins today's breast thread. I have nothing to offer but thanks if any kind Farkette wants to make my dreary day brighter by bie.
 
2013-04-12 12:06:58 PM  
The Boobed Crusader wins again
 
2013-04-12 12:08:15 PM  
In San Fran? Is the "unlikely" tag missing?
 
2013-04-12 12:08:34 PM  
When asked for a description of her face, the victim simply said:
m2.i.pbase.com
"Nope, sorry officer."
 
2013-04-12 12:10:35 PM  
Repeat.

Check fark for this link:
http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/04/11/victim-recalls-assailants-br ea sts-little-else/

(Although I like the image in this article better. There wasn't one in the link above.)
 
2013-04-12 12:14:38 PM  
pc-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-12 12:14:42 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
M-G
2013-04-12 12:15:25 PM  
Guess the boobs were so nice he let her run into him again?
 
2013-04-12 12:15:26 PM  
There's a lot of tits in the news today
 
2013-04-12 12:20:16 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
I don't think she's wearing that seat belt correctly.
 
2013-04-12 12:26:54 PM  
piconmarketing.typepad.com

was she wearing her seatbelt?
 
2013-04-12 12:29:16 PM  
Seems like he got a date out of the deal and he knows that if he reports her that he'll have to pay for it later in the relationship anyway.

Or something.
 
2013-04-12 12:29:53 PM  

Mr Guy: Mr Guy: Albert911emt: CapeFearCadaver: but he "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage," police said.

Ha!

Have the police produced a witness sketch yet?

Somewhere between (o)(o) and ( * ) ( * ).

Sorry if my last post was NSFW.


I got fired for looking at your post, so thanks a lot. But on the other hand I guess my boss had a point about jacking it at work.
 
2013-04-12 12:30:19 PM  
Link asks for a login.
But of course, nobody is clicking that link anyway.
 
2013-04-12 12:37:27 PM  
Clearly the police need to round up some well-endowed suspects and put them in a line-up.
 
2013-04-12 12:37:56 PM  

bongmiester: [piconmarketing.typepad.com image 500x692]

was she wearing her seatbelt?


Man....gravity gal gets a crapload of press on this site.

I would say she's milking 'em for all they're worth....but no.  Just no.
 
2013-04-12 12:48:23 PM  
piconmarketing.typepad.com

Is she cross-eyed from those things hitting her in the eyes while jogging?
 
2013-04-12 12:48:45 PM  
In SF??  I call shenanigans.
 
2013-04-12 01:00:32 PM  

ajt167: So begins today's breast thread. I have nothing to offer but thanks if any kind Farkette wants to make my dreary day brighter by bie.


Does this ever work?
 
2013-04-12 01:01:46 PM  
Hypnotic Cleavage

...next great band name.
 
2013-04-12 01:13:27 PM  
I'm suddenly reminded of:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 01:14:29 PM  
Combined with the great grandma with the enormous rack thread, and we have a triple play in effect...how about a Russ Meyer greenlight for the finale?
 
2013-04-12 01:22:40 PM  
www.edn.com
 
2013-04-12 01:23:21 PM  

Joce678: Is she cross-eyed from those things hitting her in the eyes while jogging?


I don't think it's possible to jog with boobs like that. Unless she is used to getting slapped in the face with large sack-like objects.
 
2013-04-12 01:24:03 PM  

bongmiester: [piconmarketing.typepad.com image 500x692]

was she wearing her seatbelt?


I seen other pictures of this woman but for some reason her name slips my head. Anyone know of her name?
 
2013-04-12 01:28:42 PM  

AceThunder: Anyone know of her name?


anyone have her email?  (bie)
 
2013-04-12 01:47:45 PM  
not a bookmark etc etc etc
 
2013-04-12 01:52:00 PM  
AceThunder:

Anyone know of her name?

Anna Song
 
2013-04-12 02:03:09 PM  

LordOrion: AceThunder:

Anyone know of her name?


Anna Song

That's a link to the infamous "blue dress" pictures. Enjoy!
 
2013-04-12 02:04:00 PM  
 img.poptower.com
/hot
 
2013-04-12 02:04:46 PM  

charley572: ajt167: So begins today's breast thread. I have nothing to offer but thanks if any kind Farkette wants to make my dreary day brighter by bie.

Does this ever work?


Sort of.  It's just like talking to a stranger.  This particular example gets a slap in the face, instead of BIE.  A respectful, and more importantly non-preemptive request is usually more successful, but even being respectful is dependent on one of the few people that will actually send BIE actually being here.

The problem with the example you quoted is that this isn't even an official "boob thread."  Threads with the Boobies tag almost never get pictures posted in them, and when they do, they often get shut down by the Fark administration/moderation folks.  Even if it was a boob thread, it hasn't even gotten off the ground yet.  The party hasn't even started.

To make an example:  You're on a blind date.  You've just met up, she's barely even gotten her coat off and sat down, and this guy says "Hey, how about a handy?"  Bold? Maybe.  Brazen?  Certainly.  Chances for success?  Imperceptible, unless she's a skank.
 
2013-04-12 02:06:02 PM  

wambu: LordOrion: AceThunder:

Anyone know of her name?

Anna Song

That's a link to the infamous "blue dress" pictures. Enjoy!


You really need to tag that as NSFW.  That's the kind of slip up that gets the plug pulled on these threads.
 
2013-04-12 02:26:12 PM  

charley572: ajt167: So begins today's breast thread. I have nothing to offer but thanks if any kind Farkette wants to make my dreary day brighter by bie.

Does this ever work?


Absolutely. It's fairly rare but sometimes you get a girl on a good day, sometimes you get many. I've had maybe 5 or so threads where I've gotten BIE and 2 of those I got BIE from at least 4 different Farkettes.
 
2013-04-12 02:28:16 PM  
re-pete
 
2013-04-12 02:32:22 PM  

kevinboehm: wambu: LordOrion: AceThunder:

Anyone know of her name?

Anna Song

That's a link to the infamous "blue dress" pictures. Enjoy!

You really need to tag that as NSFW.  That's the kind of slip up that gets the plug pulled on these threads.


I usually do just that. Don't know why I forgot this time.
 
2013-04-12 02:32:30 PM  

kevinboehm: charley572: ajt167: So begins today's breast thread. I have nothing to offer but thanks if any kind Farkette wants to make my dreary day brighter by bie.

Does this ever work?

Sort of.  It's just like talking to a stranger.  This particular example gets a slap in the face, instead of BIE.  A respectful, and more importantly non-preemptive request is usually more successful, but even being respectful is dependent on one of the few people that will actually send BIE actually being here.

The problem with the example you quoted is that this isn't even an official "boob thread."  Threads with the Boobies tag almost never get pictures posted in them, and when they do, they often get shut down by the Fark administration/moderation folks.  Even if it was a boob thread, it hasn't even gotten off the ground yet.  The party hasn't even started.

To make an example:  You're on a blind date.  You've just met up, she's barely even gotten her coat off and sat down, and this guy says "Hey, how about a handy?"  Bold? Maybe.  Brazen?  Certainly.  Chances for success?  Imperceptible, unless she's a skank.


Yeah, I got over-excited and ruined my chances. I realized that after I posted. Oh well, hopefully the wife will let me see hers this evening.
 
2013-04-12 02:34:09 PM  
I'm not in here to ask for BIE... but if I were to ask for BIE, my E would be IP.

That said, I doubt that this guy's story is anything other than a cover for the fact that he wrecked the car himself and doesn't want to admit it, but also doesn't want to frame someone else.
 
2013-04-12 03:39:05 PM  
Obviously a fake story. There are no straight men in San Francisco.
 
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