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(Yahoo)   GOP leaders to "Social Conservatives": don't sweat all this making nice we've been doing lately with gays and lesbians. We're just doing it to get votes, but we don't really MEAN it, jeez   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 7
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2013-04-12 02:24:39 PM
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Satanic_Hamster: "So your party thinks that the state and federal government should have the power to jail a married couple for engaging in oral sex."


What sort of protest could one organize around the anti-passage effort? A Blow-In? (Actually, isn't the definition of "sodomy" any sexual contact other than penile/vaginal? Could we have a Fingerin'?)

// Eat-In?
// but I don't wanna cook...
2013-04-12 12:22:45 PM
2 votes:

Serious Black: Oh man, I can't believe I didn't see this originally. Bryan Fischer tweeted yesterday: "Whether GOP even has a future at stake tomorrow. RNC expresses support for sodomy-based marriage, GOP is finished."

What the fark is a sodomy-based marriage?


Where your partner constantly f*cks you in the ass whenever the Mastercard bill comes in.
2013-04-12 12:31:16 PM
1 votes:

Serious Black: Oh man, I can't believe I didn't see this originally. Bryan Fischer tweeted yesterday: "Whether GOP even has a future at stake tomorrow. RNC expresses support for sodomy-based marriage, GOP is finished."

What the fark is a sodomy-based marriage?


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2013-04-12 12:07:07 PM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: I've heard other things, like how Tony cums hardest when he orders Rick down on his knees, and makes him go ass to mouth.


ATM = Ewwwwww.....
2013-04-12 12:03:11 PM
1 votes:
What I want to know, is why won't Tony Perkins and Rick Santorum address the rumors that they're gay lovers? Some people say that Santorum's body is so used to his position as catcher, that he can't even ejaculate from penile stimulation anymore, and that on Perkins' wedding night, they had to shave his wife's head and put her in a dark room, so he could pretend she was a man. It's also rumored that this continued for several months, so that he could gradually acclimate himself to pussy. But he still prefers Rick's sweet, sweet man ass. I've heard other things, like how Tony cums hardest when he orders Rick down on his knees, and makes him go ass to mouth. Which also, so the stories go, makes little Ricky splooge like a horse.

I think it's important that they address these rumors, as their silence only confirms everyone's belief that it's all true.
2013-04-12 11:34:35 AM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Why does anyone give this hate-monger a box to stand on?


They don't want his ooze to stain the carpet?
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 10:06:01 AM
1 votes:
Just like with the Blacks and the Mexicans?
 
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