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(Fark)   You have $10,000 given to you right after you read this. You have to spend it by Sunday at midnight. You can't save anything, and you can't pay bills. What do you do with it?   (fark.com) divider line 289
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2013-04-12 09:20:32 AM  
Buy a car, bam done
 
2013-04-12 09:21:22 AM  
Carbon fiber hood, CF roof, CF trunk, set of Recaro track seats, PPG cryo treated gear set

Blowing $10k would be easy
 
2013-04-12 09:21:37 AM  
Lottery tickets, man. Lottery. Tickets.
 
2013-04-12 09:21:55 AM  
Use it as a down payment for a house with most of my savings.
 
2013-04-12 09:22:05 AM  
Damn, good idea.  I was gonna say Retina MacBook and a bunch of electronics, and good dinners, but my daughter needs a car, so BAM.
 
2013-04-12 09:23:06 AM  
Brand new wardrobes for the kids and I.  We'd like big pimpin' like a mofo.

New furniture as well.

Hookers and blow with whatever is left.
 
2013-04-12 09:23:16 AM  
Bet it all on black.
 
2013-04-12 09:23:28 AM  

rwhamann: my daughter needs a car


Buy her a Miata, it's impossible to get busy in a Miata
 
2013-04-12 09:23:39 AM  
Ooo or prepay my rent for most of the year. And save what I spend on rent.
 
2013-04-12 09:23:42 AM  
I can't pay bills with it????

Sh*t ton of suits
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 09:24:05 AM  
New camera lens for wifey's camera
Car downpayment

/gone
 
2013-04-12 09:24:29 AM  
Yeah, younger me would be surprised by my saying this, but $10,000?  not even a challenge.  New tires on every car and my motorcycle could eat up almost a third of that in a heartbeat.  God, being an adult sucks.
 
2013-04-12 09:24:38 AM  

PrivateCaboose: Ooo or prepay my rent for most of the year. And save what I spend on rent.


That counts as bills, so no.  Against the rules.
 
2013-04-12 09:24:40 AM  
I'd have Tom Brady's kneecaps mounted above the mantle.
 
2013-04-12 09:24:42 AM  
I would enjoy the most amazing meal I could, cost including transportation.
 
2013-04-12 09:24:44 AM  
SHOES
 
2013-04-12 09:24:47 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Sh*t ton of suits


That's a good idea.
 
2013-04-12 09:25:16 AM  
New engine from Quicksilver for my Formula Ford will eat 6k of that.  Driving coach can eat the other 4k pretty quickly, too.
 
2013-04-12 09:25:26 AM  
I guess if I had to blow it I would buy wine.
 
2013-04-12 09:25:34 AM  

skybreaker: rwhamann: my daughter needs a car

Buy her a Miata, it's impossible to get busy in a Miata


Funny - she's asked me to cosign on one.
 
2013-04-12 09:25:53 AM  
I'd probably get the most awesome dragon tattoo ever to cover my entire body.
 
2013-04-12 09:26:10 AM  
A few pieces of furniture, a new TV, and as many home improvements as possible.
 
2013-04-12 09:26:12 AM  
Buy a really expensive Visa gift card and do whatever the f*ck I want with it later! F*CK YOUR RULES, B*TCH!
 
2013-04-12 09:26:30 AM  
Use it all to buy spoons at the dollar store.
 
2013-04-12 09:26:37 AM  
A couple new PCs, a suit and a down payment on a new car.

...or possibly new siding.
 
2013-04-12 09:26:42 AM  
A few good suits. And a nice tux.
 
2013-04-12 09:27:19 AM  
Payoff what's left of my mortgage and the loan my wife took out on the house.

Probably wouldn't cover it all
 
2013-04-12 09:27:20 AM  
Hmm. If I can't pay bills or save... I guess I would do home renovations and buy airline tickets and hotel reservations.
 
2013-04-12 09:27:41 AM  
Pony.
 
2013-04-12 09:27:43 AM  

rwhamann: skybreaker: rwhamann: my daughter needs a car

Buy her a Miata, it's impossible to get busy in a Miata

Funny - she's asked me to cosign on one.


Stay away from Volkswagens, contrary to popular belief, there is more than enough room for getting of the busy
 
2013-04-12 09:27:55 AM  
Use it to build a second bathroom in our house.

2 people living with a single toilet & sink is like.. UGH.
 
2013-04-12 09:28:06 AM  

Mr. Murder: PrivateCaboose: Ooo or prepay my rent for most of the year. And save what I spend on rent.

That counts as bills, so no.  Against the rules.


Fine, gold.
 
2013-04-12 09:28:55 AM  

Dynascape: Use it to build a second bathroom in our house.

2 people living with a single toilet & sink is like.. UGH.


F*ck, man.  I don't even like venturing into ASF's bathroom.
 
2013-04-12 09:29:03 AM  
Build the Neckbeard Memorial for all the victims of hax0rz
 
2013-04-12 09:29:20 AM  
I'd defiantly buy that Triumph I'm thinking about buying.
 
2013-04-12 09:29:24 AM  

Kyro: A couple new PCs, a suit and a down payment on a new car.

...or possibly new siding.


I thought the correct answer for you was, a wedding?
 
2013-04-12 09:29:47 AM  

devine: I'd defiantly buy that Triumph I'm thinking about buying.


Bonneville?
 
2013-04-12 09:29:47 AM  
guns and ammo
 
2013-04-12 09:30:00 AM  
11th Hour Rescue, enjoy $10K anonymous contribution.
 
2013-04-12 09:30:01 AM  
I could upgrade my car with a new long block, transmission, new rear pumpkin, and convert it to run on E85.
 
2013-04-12 09:30:09 AM  
We could really use a shed. I'd get the most kick-ass Amish shed possible that is under 100 square feet.
 
2013-04-12 09:30:15 AM  
OOOOHh look at mister fancy pants with his separate bathrooms.
 
2013-04-12 09:30:22 AM  
Well I'm going back to Atlantic City again this weekend so I'd probably just put it all on a single roll of the roulette wheel
 
2013-04-12 09:31:26 AM  
Wait I changed my mind. I would use it on a beach house rental for the summer. BOOM
 
2013-04-12 09:32:24 AM  
One kick ass weekend at Mohegan Sun.
 
2013-04-12 09:32:27 AM  

tuffsnake: Well I'm going back to Atlantic City again this weekend so I'd probably just put it all on a single roll of the roulette wheel


Yeah I'm actually going to be staying at a hotel at a riverboat casino in the middle of nowhere on Sunday, so it would probably go to the craps table.
 
2013-04-12 09:32:34 AM  
My wife wants to hire a decorator to redo our bedrrom.  It has a vaulted ceiling and she wants a wooden beam running across the apex for some reason.  I said, it would just be a fake beam since it isn't needed for support, and she said I WANT A REAL BEAM.

Yes, I made the obvious comment.
 
2013-04-12 09:32:44 AM  
devine: I'd defiantly buy that Triumph I'm thinking about buying.

Bonneville?



Yeah, one of the new t100's. I'm planning on going to the local dealer and taking a look at them tomorrow.
 
2013-04-12 09:32:50 AM  
Remodel the bathroom!  With an extra 10k, we could do something a bit more high end than what we are planning.
 
2013-04-12 09:32:58 AM  

Kyro: Dynascape: Use it to build a second bathroom in our house.

2 people living with a single toilet & sink is like.. UGH.

F*ck, man.  I don't even like venturing into ASF's bathroom.


Ive thought about putting in a toilet in the basement where Im assembling a Man Workshop.

I dont think I need walls do I? Just a hole straight to the drain and maybe a toilet I found on craigslist?

Ive thought about installing a water-less urinal, but I think it'd be cost prohibitive, plus, I could just as easily buy a hose, funnel, and put it down the basement drain.
 
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