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(Omaha World Herald)   Man who caused wreck on the I-29 admits he flashed a hatchet to another driver and was "driving like a maniac" before crashing   (omaha.com) divider line 30
    More: Fail, hatchet, automotive lighting, Chevy Impala, impalas  
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2013-04-12 12:11:17 PM  
www.theweeklings.com
 
2013-04-12 01:07:44 PM  
FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...
 
2013-04-12 01:08:00 PM  
I"ll bet it was real, and it was spectacular.
 
2013-04-12 01:09:30 PM  
His Impala sled into a ditch. That's not a wreck. Why would he admit this publicly anyway? Good luck getting your insurance payout now, not to mention opening yourself to possible criminal charges and civil suits. This is all stupid.
 
2013-04-12 01:11:13 PM  

DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...


Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.
 
2013-04-12 01:17:30 PM  
Once again, the town that I call home makes me so proud.
 
2013-04-12 01:19:28 PM  

ransack.: DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...

Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.


Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.
 
2013-04-12 01:21:30 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 01:21:55 PM  
www.latinorebels.com

Can I really be the boobies?
 
2013-04-12 01:25:08 PM  

DeadGeek: ransack.: DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...

Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.

Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.


They are STOCK. CARS. They are the exact same thing I can buy at Paul-Richard GM Center here in town.

STOCK. CAR. Study it out.
 
2013-04-12 01:27:08 PM  

fireclown: Can I really be the boobies?


you can be a n008 with no philtar experience.
 
2013-04-12 01:27:28 PM  

fireclown: [www.latinorebels.com image 480x480]

Can I really be the boobies?


Yes, you are the boobies.  The BEST BOOBIES!
 
2013-04-12 01:28:37 PM  
Came for Uncle Buck, left satisfied.
 
2013-04-12 01:33:07 PM  
Honey, put some makeup on those scabs. We're going to a meth party.
 
2013-04-12 01:54:02 PM  

DeadGeek: Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.


Jebus, man, how hard is this to grasp? They have stickers. STICKERS.

Stick-on headlights mean it's the same car. You can't argue with the truth in 2.5 mil vinyl.
 
2013-04-12 02:01:17 PM  
The driver and a passenger also told deputies they were on their way to a meth party.

This must be some sort of parody movie in the making... I just can't fathom this...
 
2013-04-12 02:09:26 PM  

ransack.: DeadGeek: ransack.: DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...

Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.

Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.

They are STOCK. CARS. They are the exact same thing I can buy at Paul-Richard GM Center here in town.

STOCK. CAR. Study it out.


http://www.fark.com/users/gweilo8888" target="_blank">gweilo8888 http://www.fark.com/comments/7696191/Man-who-caused-wreck-on-I-29-admi ts-he-flashed-a-hatchet-to-another-driver-was-driving-like-a-maniac-be fore-crashing&new=1#c83578450"> http://www.fark.com/comments/7696191/Man-who-caused-wreck-on-I-29-admi ts-he-flashed-a-hatchet-to-another-driver-was-driving-like-a-maniac-be fore-crashing&new=1#">Smartesthttp://www.fark.com/comments/7696191/Man -who-caused-wreck-on-I-29-admi ts-he-flashed-a-hatchet-to-another-driver-was-driving-like-a-maniac-be fore-crashing&new=1#">Funniesthttp://www.fark.com/comments/7696191/Man -who-caused-wreck-on-I-29-admi ts-he-flashed-a-hatchet-to-another-driver-was-driving-like-a-maniac-be fore-crashing&new=1#c83578450"> http://www.fark.com/comments/7696191/83578450#c83578450">2013-04-12 01:54:02 PM http://www.fark.com/comments/7696191/Man-who-caused-wreck-on-I-29-admi ts-he-flashed-a-hatchet-to-another-driver-was-driving-like-a-maniac-be fore-crashing&new=1#c83578450"> http://www.fark.com/comments/7696191/83577371#c83577371" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DeadGeek: Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.

Jebus, man, how hard is this to grasp? They have stickers. STICKERS.

Stick-on headlights mean it's the same car. You can't argue with the truth in 2.5 mil vinyl. 

ransack.: DeadGeek: ransack.: DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...

Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.

Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.

They are STOCK. CARS. They are the exact same thing I can buy at Paul-Richard GM Center here in town.

STOCK. CAR. Study it out.


This is why I come to fark, you guys are awesome
 
2013-04-12 02:10:09 PM  
Ok, WTF happened with my post?
 
2013-04-12 02:24:36 PM  

ransack.: DeadGeek: ransack.: DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...

Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.

Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.

They are STOCK. CARS. They are the exact same thing I can buy at Paul-Richard GM Center here in town.

STOCK. CAR. Study it out.


I lol'd
 
2013-04-12 02:29:31 PM  

kevinboehm: ransack.: DeadGeek: ransack.: DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...

Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.

Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.

They are STOCK. CARS. They are the exact same thing I can buy at Paul-Richard GM Center here in town.

STOCK. CAR. Study it out.

I lol'd


more like heavily modified stock cars...  The stuff you can buy at your dealership has no hope of competing on a NASCAR track.   Have you ever even watched a farking race?  They don't really resemble their namesakes.
 
2013-04-12 02:53:13 PM  

DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...


What, he was a cop?
 
2013-04-12 02:58:26 PM  

uncleacid: Honey, put some makeup on those scabs. We're going to a meth party.


www.blackbookmag.com
Good times
/hot
 
2013-04-12 03:32:18 PM  

ransack.: DeadGeek: ransack.: DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...

Yeah cause all the people who have Impalas are incompetent drivers. Like Jeff Gordon.

Yup, because an impala from a dealership is identical to a purpose-built race car that happens to have a body in the shape of an impala.

They are STOCK. CARS. They are the exact same thing I can buy at Paul-Richard GM Center here in town.

STOCK. CAR. Study it out.


So they never made the change over to the Camry class? Didn't they try to pull that crap, wanting everyone to switch to rice burners?

/been a while since I heard anything about that but the collective gasp of the south was heard across the world
//either a gasp or evacuated bowels
///slashies
 
2013-04-12 03:36:25 PM  

tarheel07: uncleacid: Honey, put some makeup on those scabs. We're going to a meth party.

[www.blackbookmag.com image 640x415]
Good times
/hot


That is not the aftermath of a meth party, I can tell because I have attended a few meth parties in my time they are asleep.
 
2013-04-12 04:26:33 PM  
I read the article merely to determine if "flashing a hatchet" was some sort of euphemism. It was not.
 
2013-04-12 04:51:53 PM  

DeadGeek: FTFA: A driver in a Chevrolet Impala

'Nuff said...


Council Bluffs, IA. 'Nuff said.
 
2013-04-12 06:50:25 PM  
Smitty, outside of California, we don't refer to interstate highways as "the I-__". It's just I-29.
 
2013-04-12 07:00:48 PM  
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On the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.
 
2013-04-12 07:06:55 PM  

milowitz: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x180]


Sharp enough to circumcise a gnat
 
2013-04-12 09:42:44 PM  
same thing happened to me. 'cept it was on south 24th by twin cities, not on 29. and it was a buck knife. i waved back....and then drove down 29 smoking a bowl and steeering with my knees

hell yeah!
 
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