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(TMZ)   Lindsay Lohan vows she will consume no drugs or alcohol while she is: A) in rehab; B) at home; C) at Coachella   (tmz.com) divider line 30
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2013-04-12 10:33:00 AM
why even bother going then?
 
2013-04-12 10:47:04 AM
Pull the other one
 
2013-04-12 10:58:36 AM
And Kristen Stewart is overdue for a Best Actress Oscar....
 
2013-04-12 11:36:15 AM
Right, and people only attend Burning Man for the desert sunrises...
 
2013-04-12 11:42:20 AM
Asleep?
 
2013-04-12 11:43:23 AM
Good luck with that.
 
2013-04-12 11:43:55 AM
Might as well stay home and not do any then.
 
2013-04-12 11:44:41 AM
Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.
 
2013-04-12 11:44:55 AM
In other new, stocks in major distillers dropped 50% on Wall Street due to a weak demand outlook.....
 
2013-04-12 11:45:17 AM
I've heard more believable lies coming from Congress.
 
2013-04-12 11:47:24 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.


I'd take a whiff of her dirty underwear.
 
2013-04-12 11:58:05 AM

the_rhino: Nana's Vibrator: Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.

I'd take a whiff of her dirty underwear.


When you do, let us what herpes smells like.
 
2013-04-12 12:01:25 PM
I wouldn't believe D either, which is "D) With her head in the toilet puking her guts up from too much alcohol and drugs".

Still, I do wish her well nonetheless.
 
2013-04-12 12:07:39 PM

the_rhino: Nana's Vibrator: Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.

I'd take a whiff of her dirty underwear.


right. like she wears any.
 
2013-04-12 12:09:42 PM

dionysusaur: the_rhino: Nana's Vibrator: Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.

I'd take a whiff of her dirty underwear.

right. like she wears any.


Maybe once she's in rehab... to keep the contraband in her vagina from dropping out.
 
2013-04-12 12:16:21 PM
Will she also help OJ search for the "real killer", or locate Manti T'eo's girlfriend?
 
2013-04-12 12:41:33 PM

PsyLord: the_rhino: Nana's Vibrator: Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.

I'd take a whiff of her dirty underwear.

When you do, let us (know) what herpes smells like.


I'm more interested in what they have to say.
/When she gets out of rehab, her comeback movie can be an adaptaion of Little Shop of Horrors, starring her vagina and herpes as Audrey II.  Mean Green Mother indeed.
 
2013-04-12 12:57:32 PM

the_rhino: Nana's Vibrator: Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.

I'd take a whiff of her dirty underwear.


I know that smell, my roomate reeks of it after a weekend planted on the couch. Buy stock in fabreeze!
 
2013-04-12 01:07:48 PM
I accidentally saw the end of that Anger Management show with Charlie Sheen yesterday and she was on it. I thought I couldn't hate a show on principle anymore than that show, then it went and out derped itself.

That show is just terrible.
 
2013-04-12 02:03:51 PM
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2013-04-12 02:32:10 PM
And this vow will be taken just as seriously as her parents wedding vows.
 
2013-04-12 02:45:02 PM
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Lohan, please
 
2013-04-12 02:48:54 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Lindsay, I have drugs and alcohol at my house.  You like drugs and alcohol, and I liked Mean Girls.  So what are we gonna about this?
/she probably smells like cigarettes and dirty underwear.


You know how you go into the store, and someone comes up behind you in line, and they reek of cigarettes. Like all they do is hotbox cigs in their beat up old car, and chainsmoke in their home all day. That's what I imagine she smells like. Her skin has that palor to it as well. Like she's become one big nicotine stain.
 
2013-04-12 03:15:25 PM
whosits_112:
You know how you go into the store, and someone comes up behind you in line, and they reek of cigarettes. Like all they do is hotbox cigs in their beat up old car, and chainsmoke in their home all day. That's what I imagine she smells like. Her skin has that palor to it as well. Like she's become one big nicotine stain.

Even worse, though, is she probably does this in a $100,000 car and chainsmokes in some luxury penthouse.
 
2013-04-12 03:25:12 PM

Nana's Vibrator: whosits_112:
You know how you go into the store, and someone comes up behind you in line, and they reek of cigarettes. Like all they do is hotbox cigs in their beat up old car, and chainsmoke in their home all day. That's what I imagine she smells like. Her skin has that palor to it as well. Like she's become one big nicotine stain.

Even worse, though, is she probably does this in a $100,000 car and chainsmokes in some luxury penthouse.


It's a goddamned travesty. She used to look so tasty yum-yum, now looks like GranMaMa.
/Cocaine is a heluva drug...
 
2013-04-12 05:03:27 PM
What a

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2013-04-12 05:50:52 PM

whosits_112: You know how you go into the store, and someone comes up behind you in line, and they reek of cigarettes. Like all they do is hotbox cigs in their beat up old car, and chainsmoke in their home all day. That's what I imagine she smells like. Her skin has that palor to it as well. Like she's become one big nicotine stain.


Don't forget about that faint whiff of booze you'll smell every time she opens her mouth to talk.  A leather-skinned, boozy, AW who smells like stale smoke and alcohol. And she's only 26 years old.
 
2013-04-12 06:46:22 PM

justtray: I accidentally saw the end of that Anger Management show with Charlie Sheen yesterday and she was on it. I thought I couldn't hate a show on principle anymore than that show, then it went and out derped itself.

That show is just terrible.


The shiat you put up with.
 
2013-04-12 07:42:07 PM
Maybe she'll finally OD there and we can finally stop hearing about her.
 
2013-04-13 10:05:19 AM
LSA is still considered a drug right?
 
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